Stupid Shit Facepunch Says - General

One of my dreams has always been to make a website that is a repository for stupid things I come across on Facepunch, and through the magic of Tumblr I am finally able to bring you fantastic people; "Stupid Shit Facepunch Says" [url]http://stupidshitfacepunchsays.tumblr.com/[/url] It's a tumblelog dedicated to the best of the best things posted on these forums. I have already added a couple of quotes but I need everybody's help in making this the best tumblelog for stupid shit said by Facepunch members! If you would like to submit your own special quote, please visit this information superhighway hyperlink: [url]http://stupidshitfacepunchsays.tumblr.com/submit[/url] and follow the instructions for the chance to have their post archived and showcased! [b]Testimonials[/b] "now i don't ever have to visit facepunch again! thanks for compiling these!" -ventilated "this is a good thread" -Kinglah Crab "woah." -elexar

can I just submit a link to all of Killuah's posts because it's pretty hard to submit every post individually.

this is a good thread

I want to sticky this in every subforum

Followed. This should be brilliant.

I don't know, the quotes you have so far aren't THAT stupid... Are they?

"Can I have a free Rust key?" -[I]Various[/I]

I highly approve. Only really the first one is great at the moment, the rest are meh in comparison (but still worth a giggle).

Could we get sources for whatever quotes are posted? Context makes it even better usually.

This thread is what Facepunch needed more than any other thread there is. I know Shadaez had a similar thread for a while, I was disappointed when it didn't come back

Wooo I'm first

God Sword and Paint is such a treasure trove when it comes to this thread

Facepunch user 'cartman' has a large selection of stupid posts. I recommend having a look at his post's. [URL]http://facepunch.com/member.php?u=263895[/URL] [QUOTE=cartman;42108407]Gay marriage is just the fashion of the present[/quote]

[QUOTE='[CWG]RustySpannerz;42137792']I don't know, the quotes you have so far aren't THAT stupid... Are they?[/QUOTE] I don't know, saying that women shouldn't be heterosexual because it's sexist is pretty stupid.

if i post here will i get quoted somewhere

[QUOTE=fredstin22;42137912][i]"and then Dan was boobies..."[/i][/QUOTE] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/showthread.php?t=930551[/url] Also, [url]http://facepunch.com/threads/showthread.php?t=631191[/url]

honestly the first few are iffy at best, especially without context

[URL="http://facepunch.com/search.php?searchid=3699556"]Knux95[/URL] is a gold mine.

i wish we could use refugee camp posts because there's a few things in there that would be the epitome of stupidity on these forums.

I've got a completely out of context post in there! I win!

[QUOTE='[sluggo];42138167']I've got a completely out of context post in there! I win![/QUOTE] that's kinda how quotes work, dude

[QUOTE=Pawnstick;42138171]that's kinda how quotes work, dude[/QUOTE] I know. Check some of my others as well. They are great. [editline]9th September 2013[/editline] Also whoever makes pawnsticks the fact that you hate George Zimmerman really shows through.

That orange and white at the top is hard on the eyes. My eyes at least. Also, i think that there should be some sort of context, like a link to the post.

is monkey123's post still on fp?

Oh, if only the Shenanigansen threads were still around.

[QUOTE=Cuon Alpinus;42138290]Oh, if only the Shenanigansen threads were still around.[/QUOTE] But those were great.

I love the posts about healthy food being cheap. Its like its some kid who only eats organic food and has never been shopping I haven't had to personally buy food for myself, but as an experiment I looked up prices of healthy food and compared it to the prices of frozen food, fast food, and unhealthy snack foods. It was like 3-4x the price for the good stuff

Aww, the submit rules say it has to be the whole post. I was going to submit Xmeagol's weird drug-induced orgy tale but it's too long: [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1296583[/url]

Everything so far seems like an attempt to make fun of people who don't agree with the OP. I only a few posts are actually stupid.

I wish we had access to the pre-2010 forums, you'd probably have some stuff from me. I was really dumb when I first signed up. ...and I'm not sure which part of that post the agree rating was for :v: