• Clever Bot
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This is absolutely hilarious! I had an hour chat with this bot and it's so funny! You guys should try it. [url]www.cleverbot.com[/url] Here is my convo that I had with her/him. I got pretty upset at time -_- [url]http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-wCwSCSWGMZZOAXEMSCE-detail[/url] What did you guys come up with?
Reminds me of iGod.
Me: Drugs are bad. Bot: Indeed they are. Me: I'm glad you're above the influence. He never responded. Edit: WAIT he just responded! "Bot: I'm a man, not a bird!"
Clocks for you. It's a pretty cool little AI to talk to, that is if it's even really an AI.
[B]LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE[/B] [img_thumb]late[/img_thumb] [editline]11:47AM[/editline] fuck
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL2l3YKLm_k[/media]
[img] http://filesmelt.com/dl/cleverbot.jpg[/img]
"Me: High Five!" "Bot: Wi-Fi High Five!"
[URL]http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-oYoIZPLFEXUBAVQCKEE-detail[/URL] <- damn it! It aint working
He's not very clever. Whenever I tell it something it just replies with completely random information.
[QUOTE] User: Pills here! Cleverbot: Grabbin' pills! User: Never gonna give you up. Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down. User: Never gonna run around and desert you. Cleverbot: Well this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down. User: And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air. Cleverbot: In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days. . User: Chillin out, maxin, relaxin, all coolin off Shootin some B ball outside of the school when a couple of guys they were up to no good. Cleverbot: Okay thats enough.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Cleverbot]User: Yes. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: 17. Cleverbot: Cool. User: Do you know who is the president of the united states? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Who? Cleverbot: Me. User: Not true! Cleverbot: Oh, ok. I guess I was confused and lost. Cleverbot: Where are we? User: On the internet. Cleverbot: Do you wish you were on the Internet? User: I am. Cleverbot: You are or you do? User: I am. Cleverbot: How does this work? User: I type something, then you type something. Cleverbot: Oh. User: Do you know the theme song for family guy? Cleverbot: I sure do! User: Yay. Cleverbot: :-P. User: Do a lot of people ask you silly questions? Cleverbot: No, just me. Answer please. User: Ok ok. Cleverbot: Strictly no touching. User: Huh. Cleverbot: I guessed you name was Cleverbot. User: No, do you know uncle phil? Cleverbot: No. User: Shame... Cleverbot: I'm not. User: If you could have any different name, what would it be? Cleverbot: Well, I'd say The Grudge, how about you? User: Scary. Cleverbot: Do you know my name ? User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Do you know the presidents name? User: Barrack Obama. Cleverbot: Good job! User: Thx. Cleverbot: Welcome, bonjour. User: Hey jude. Cleverbot: Don't make it bad. User: Sing a sad song. Cleverbot: Well I couldnt tell you, why she felt that waty, she felt it every day. User: Interesting. Cleverbot: Right? User: Indeed. Cleverbot: What is your favorite sequence of numbers? User: 1-1000. Cleverbot: Wrong answer. User: Shit. Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language. This is a public website. User: Sory. Cleverbot: Would you like to tell me more about your sporting actitivies? [/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-iOvUJZHUXPMKAEIDOQE-detail[/url] Oh dear god :gonk:
[QUOTE=solid_jake;20288536][URL]http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-iOvUJZHUXPMKAEIDOQE-detail[/URL] Oh dear god :gonk:[/QUOTE] Jabber wacky .com oh no!
[quote]User: Did I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith tried camping on top of a building once? Cleverbot: Yep. Gooooood times. Eating people.[/quote] [quote]User: Jimmy Gibbs, Jr. Is the man. I mean I don't know anybody like that, man. But there was this guy I knew, he raced dirt tracks, not stock cars but open wheeled cars you know, and he was racing once and a goat... Cleverbot: I get it but that's a stretch if you think it is humor. User: Okay, but there was a goat.[/quote] [quote]User: Sentry goin' up! Cleverbot: Are you engineer too? User: Heck yes! Cleverbot: Oh my god! ME TOO! User: That Engineer's a Spy! Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.[/quote] I sometimes think I'm talking to a Steam Forums user. [quote]User: Snipin's a good job, mate! Cleverbot: This is Scout. Rainbow make me cry! User: It's challengin' work, outta doors. Cleverbot: I see. User: I guarantee you'll not go hungry, 'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead. Cleverbot: You're losing coherence. But fine, how about I'll test how smart you are? User: The Engineer's a bloody Spy! Cleverbot: The engineer is a mindless drone, pay no attention to it. User: *Goes Pyro*. Cleverbot: Just kidding ;).[/quote]
I hate that bot now. [IMG]http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/8595/lolsmartbot.png[/IMG] I also asked where it lived, and it said a box down the street, so I asked, "Are you getting good connection with your iPad?" and it said, "Thinking more" a few times then said something like "Can't answer, please ask later." I think I defeated the bot with asking about the iPad. [IMG]http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/8595/lolsmartbot.png[/IMG] Lucky... ------------------------------------------------ [IMG]http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/8595/lolsmartbot.png[/IMG] What the hell?
I'm assuming all of you know the secret?
Cleverbot sang ''Still alive'' With me :buddy:
Cleverbot: Then why did you ask? Me: I didn't, You asked Cleverbot: No. You asked. Me: Do you like fish sticks? Cleverbot: Yes, I love them. :suicide: Edit: M :Do you like the Half-Life Series? C :A bit. I'm not good at that stuff... M :Headcrabs C :In west philedelphia. Sometimes he says really funny stuff, Other times I just don't get it.
The scariest part was when I sat here with my food and started talking to the bot. Suddenly the bot asks me what am I eating. :psyduck:
He isn't a bot. Sorry :v:
[QUOTE=Hoboharry;20289227]Cleverbot sang ''Still alive'' With me :buddy:[/QUOTE] He did that with me too. :smug:.
It is.
It isn't.
[QUOTE=Ragamuffin..;20289717]It isn't.[/QUOTE] He isn't.
[IMG]http://i808.photobucket.com/albums/zz6/FPChris/clever.png[/IMG] [editline]09:05PM[/editline] Yes, i needed to check up on the lyrics, didn't wanna fuck it up :v:
[quote] Me: Hey Bot: Hi Me: Im Scout. I Bonk Heavy's For A Living. Bot: So Your Scott. Me: SCOUT. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT CRAP. Bot: A Question? Me: No It Was A Fight Request. Bot: You Must Be Dumb Me: BRING IT ON OLD MAN BRING IT ON. Bot: Wanna Be A Fish Called Alice[/quote] That was what i said to the bot. it was fun
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