This is absolutely hilarious! I had an hour chat with this bot and it's so funny! You guys should try it.
[url]www.cleverbot.com[/url]
Here is my convo that I had with her/him. I got pretty upset at time -_-
[url]http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-wCwSCSWGMZZOAXEMSCE-detail[/url]
What did you guys come up with?
Reminds me of iGod.
Me: Drugs are bad.
Bot: Indeed they are.
Me: I'm glad you're above the influence.
He never responded.
Edit:
WAIT
he just responded!
"Bot: I'm a man, not a bird!"
Clocks for you.
It's a pretty cool little AI to talk to, that is if it's even really an AI.
[URL]http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-oYoIZPLFEXUBAVQCKEE-detail[/URL] <- damn it!
It aint working
He's not very clever. Whenever I tell it something it just replies with completely random information.
[QUOTE]
User: Pills here!
Cleverbot: Grabbin' pills!
User: Never gonna give you up.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna run around and desert you.
Cleverbot: Well this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down.
User: And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air.
Cleverbot: In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days. .
User: Chillin out, maxin, relaxin, all coolin off Shootin some B ball outside of the school when a couple of guys they were up to no good.
Cleverbot: Okay thats enough.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Cleverbot]User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 17.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Do you know who is the president of the united states?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Not true!
Cleverbot: Oh, ok. I guess I was confused and lost.
Cleverbot: Where are we?
User: On the internet.
Cleverbot: Do you wish you were on the Internet?
User: I am.
Cleverbot: You are or you do?
User: I am.
Cleverbot: How does this work?
User: I type something, then you type something.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Do you know the theme song for family guy?
Cleverbot: I sure do!
User: Yay.
Cleverbot: :-P.
User: Do a lot of people ask you silly questions?
Cleverbot: No, just me. Answer please.
User: Ok ok.
Cleverbot: Strictly no touching.
User: Huh.
Cleverbot: I guessed you name was Cleverbot.
User: No, do you know uncle phil?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Shame...
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: If you could have any different name, what would it be?
Cleverbot: Well, I'd say The Grudge, how about you?
User: Scary.
Cleverbot: Do you know my name ?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Do you know the presidents name?
User: Barrack Obama.
Cleverbot: Good job!
User: Thx.
Cleverbot: Welcome, bonjour.
User: Hey jude.
Cleverbot: Don't make it bad.
User: Sing a sad song.
Cleverbot: Well I couldnt tell you, why she felt that waty, she felt it every day.
User: Interesting.
Cleverbot: Right?
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite sequence of numbers?
User: 1-1000.
Cleverbot: Wrong answer.
User: Shit.
Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language. This is a public website.
User: Sory.
Cleverbot: Would you like to tell me more about your sporting actitivies?
[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-iOvUJZHUXPMKAEIDOQE-detail[/url]
Oh dear god :gonk:
[QUOTE=solid_jake;20288536][URL]http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-iOvUJZHUXPMKAEIDOQE-detail[/URL]
Oh dear god :gonk:[/QUOTE]
Jabber wacky .com oh no!
[quote]User: Did I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith tried camping on top of a building once?
Cleverbot: Yep. Gooooood times. Eating people.[/quote]
[quote]User: Jimmy Gibbs, Jr. Is the man. I mean I don't know anybody like that, man. But there was this guy I knew, he raced dirt tracks, not stock cars but open wheeled cars you know, and he was racing once and a goat...
Cleverbot: I get it but that's a stretch if you think it is humor.
User: Okay, but there was a goat.[/quote]
[quote]User: Sentry goin' up!
Cleverbot: Are you engineer too?
User: Heck yes!
Cleverbot: Oh my god! ME TOO!
User: That Engineer's a Spy!
Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.[/quote]
I sometimes think I'm talking to a Steam Forums user.
[quote]User: Snipin's a good job, mate!
Cleverbot: This is Scout. Rainbow make me cry!
User: It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Cleverbot: I see.
User: I guarantee you'll not go hungry, 'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.
Cleverbot: You're losing coherence. But fine, how about I'll test how smart you are?
User: The Engineer's a bloody Spy!
Cleverbot: The engineer is a mindless drone, pay no attention to it.
User: *Goes Pyro*.
Cleverbot: Just kidding ;).[/quote]
I hate that bot now.
[IMG]http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/8595/lolsmartbot.png[/IMG]
I also asked where it lived, and it said a box down the street, so I asked, "Are you getting good connection with your iPad?" and it said, "Thinking more" a few times then said something like "Can't answer, please ask later."
I think I defeated the bot with asking about the iPad.
[IMG]http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/8595/lolsmartbot.png[/IMG]
Lucky...
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[IMG]http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/8595/lolsmartbot.png[/IMG]
What the hell?
I'm assuming all of you know the secret?
Cleverbot sang ''Still alive'' With me :buddy:
Cleverbot: Then why did you ask?
Me: I didn't, You asked
Cleverbot: No. You asked.
Me: Do you like fish sticks?
Cleverbot: Yes, I love them.
:suicide:
Edit:
M :Do you like the Half-Life Series?
C :A bit. I'm not good at that stuff...
M :Headcrabs
C :In west philedelphia.
Sometimes he says really funny stuff, Other times I just don't get it.
The scariest part was when I sat here with my food and started talking to the bot. Suddenly the bot asks me what am I eating. :psyduck:
He isn't a bot. Sorry :v:
[QUOTE=Hoboharry;20289227]Cleverbot sang ''Still alive'' With me :buddy:[/QUOTE]
He did that with me too. :smug:.
It is.
It isn't.
[QUOTE=Ragamuffin..;20289717]It isn't.[/QUOTE]
He isn't.
[IMG]http://i808.photobucket.com/albums/zz6/FPChris/clever.png[/IMG]
[editline]09:05PM[/editline]
Yes, i needed to check up on the lyrics, didn't wanna fuck it up :v:
[quote]
Me: Hey
Bot: Hi
Me: Im Scout. I Bonk Heavy's For A Living.
Bot: So Your Scott.
Me: SCOUT. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT CRAP.
Bot: A Question?
Me: No It Was A Fight Request.
Bot: You Must Be Dumb
Me: BRING IT ON OLD MAN BRING IT ON.
Bot: Wanna Be A Fish Called Alice[/quote]
That was what i said to the bot. it was fun
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