Two teenagers who tried to have sex on balcony fall and die in London. - Polidicks

[IMG]http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/75444000/jpg/_75444420_knights2.jpg[/IMG] [QUOTE]Two teenagers have died after falling from a sixth floor balcony at a party in south-east London. A resident who lives in a building opposite Knights Tower said he saw a couple "frolicking" on the balcony. He said: "The occupants were inside, these two were on the balcony. We were shutting our blinds when we saw a couple on their balcony frolicking. He said less than 10 minutes later he heard a "bang".[/QUOTE] [URL="http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-27790882"]Source[/URL] Rest In Peace

Who the fuck says "frolicking"?

[QUOTE=DerpishCat;45083416]Who the fuck says "frolicking"?[/QUOTE] Obviously British people.

What possessed them to try shagging on a balcony in the first place? was it the only available spot or something? [quote]Samson Oguntayo, 32, who lives in the neighbouring Cornmill House, said he and his partner had seen the couple fall. He said he thought they "were trying to have sex on the balcony". "The guy was lifting the girl and putting her on the banister," he said. "You could see they were doing some really dangerous stuff." "The last thing I expected was to see them falling down." "We just screamed."[/quote] Welp, they were clearly at fault.

how the fuck do you manage to fall off a balcony like that? like, they're about waist-chest height, the only way you can go over is if you purposely lean way the fuck over and even then your legs are in the way ?? ? [editline]12th June 2014[/editline] read the article, A+ intelligence. this is why britain is full of chavs

[QUOTE]He said less than 10 minutes later he heard a [B]"bang"[/B][/QUOTE] Bang, bang, bangity bang! I said bang, bang, bangity bang! I will probably go to hell for this...

[QUOTE=opti2000;45083453]Bang, bang, bangity bang! I said bang, bang, bangity bang! I will probably go to hell for this...[/QUOTE] You probably will, also, unfunny.

he died for the pussy, she died for the dick can't think of a better way to go, RIP

[quote]"The guy was lifting the girl and putting her on the banister," he said.[/quote] Where the fuck did this go wrong? Stop fucking in dangerous locations.

[QUOTE=lintz;45083440]how the fuck do you manage to fall off a balcony like that? like, they're about waist-chest height, the only way you can go over is if you purposely lean way the fuck over and even then your legs are in the way ?? ? [editline]12th June 2014[/editline] read the article, A+ intelligence. this is why britain is full of chavs[/QUOTE] Girl lifted up and sat on balcony with legs around the guy, girl falls backwards, pulls the guy off with her. Is how it could have happened.

[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;45083438]Welp, they were clearly at fault.[/QUOTE] Well if they were having sex at a party then they we probably mortal so it's not 100% their fault.

They heard a bang indeed.

[QUOTE=Scot;45083485]Well if they were having sex at a party then they we probably mortal so it's not 100% their fault.[/QUOTE] Well, dumb decisions taken in the heat of the moment aren't known for having anything other than bad consequences.

They went out with a banging.

[QUOTE=DerpishCat;45083416]Who the fuck says "frolicking"?[/QUOTE] People who want to go outside and frolic with their friends, obviously.

Well... They should have expected that... Sad that people died, but I can't say they weren't idiots.

Fuckin hell. On a more serious note, prob the best way to go.

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;45083491]They heard a bang indeed.[/QUOTE] I guess they really got caught with their pants down.

[QUOTE=DerpishCat;45083416]Who the fuck says "frolicking"?[/QUOTE] Real men.

[QUOTE=windows098;45083699]Fuckin hell. On a more serious note, prob the best way to go.[/QUOTE] the literal definition of death by snu-snu (though it didn't take quite that long)

Ah, didn't see the quote above.

Oh man, getting fucked to death

I've been to a party in that place before, now I am worried it's someone I know. Edit: It's all good the dude who threw the party I went to moved out a few months back.

Looks like they were [I]falling[/I] in love

-i am fucking terrible-

-snip-

"tried"

I just hope they fucked like eagles while falling to their death. Other than dying at the end I bet that would've been pretty sweet.

bang joke Anyway, shit happens when you do dumb things.

[QUOTE=Qwerty Bastard;45084102]I just hope they fucked like eagles while falling to their death. Other than dying at the end I bet that would've been pretty sweet.[/QUOTE] I just imagine what it would be like if after dying, these people somehow became ghosts and had the ability to read this post. Would they weep? I'm not even sure how to react to this news, it's one absolutely shitty situation. Makes me question ever having sex on a balcony :tinfoil: