Bad time for an arrest - Man, 94, busted 'masturbating with vacuum'

[Aedan1]

[quote]A 94-year-old Arizona man has been arrested on suspicion of child abuse after being caught allegedly pleasuring himself with a vacuum cleaner.

Dale Warren Graham, from the town of Payson, was sprung by police on Thursday in another person's garage with the running vacuum attached to the front of his pants, officials say.[/quote]

Source: [url]http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/1067603/man-94-busted-masturbating-with-vacuum[/url]

How do you get Child Abuse with Freaky Masturbation?

[Skarphedinn]

Sure [i]sucks[/i] to be him.

[xpod1]

A 94 year old Child Molester masturbating with a vacuum.

I've heard everything

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[IMG]http://images.ninemsn.com.au/resizer.aspx?url=http://news.ninemsn.com.au/img/2010/world/1006_graham_sp.jpg&width=310[/IMG]

[Hendo]

lol

[Perfumly]

Sounds like a bro

[mzathemind]

Dick devil.

[Superwafflez]

Vacuum on dick?

Ouch.

[NeoTurtle]

I'm not sure if that would hurt like crap or actually be good

[Cruncy]

How do the police know when people masturbates and stuff?

[-Chief-]

What? :wtc:

[RR_Raptor65]

I instantly thought of Jack Nicholson in The Bucket List.

[img]http://img814.imageshack.us/img814/3060/jack20nicholson.jpg[/img]
Here's something to remember when you're older Thomas - never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.

[wonkadonk]

He put the "cuum" in "vacuum"

[BOP]

gross

[Adan]

Ive got lots of vacuum blowjobs

[urbanmonkey]

Hot

[Johnnsen]

Is that the old version of Special Officer Doofy?

[T2L_Goose]

best thing about it is there is no cleanup just goes straight to the bag

[Perfumly]

[QUOTE=T2L_Goose;22521678]best thing about it is there is no cleanup just goes straight to the bag[/QUOTE]

Oh fucking christ

[DoomMarine23]

The best part is that it would destroy your penis as it ruptured all the delicate veins.

[MercZ]

[url]http://www.snopes.com/risque/penile/pool.asp[/url]

[PvtCupcakes]

Here comes the thought police.

[UprightBlue]

creative thinking.

[revrend_slapaho]

hahaha man, you cannot make this up!

[BCell]

Well this sucks for him. Literally

[phlexiglass]

[QUOTE=Perfumly;22521701]Oh fucking christ[/QUOTE]

Imagine your avatar on the 93 year olds face..

[BCell]

I seen worst. Have you heard about a guy who got his dick stuck inside a plastic bottle?. And there was that time a guy fucks a exhaust pipe of a car.

[phlexiglass]

[QUOTE=BCell;22523600]I seen worst. Have you heard about a guy who got his dick stuck inside a plastic bottle?. And there was that time a guy fucks a exhaust pipe of a car.[/QUOTE]

Read somewhere that some guy got his dick stuck in a bleach bottle...

That wasn't cleaned out.

[gibsrus vash]

[QUOTE=xxncxx;22524405]Read somewhere that some guy got his dick stuck in a bleach bottle...

That wasn't cleaned out.[/QUOTE]
hahaha did u hear about the guy who intercorse(fucked) a beaver

[Omali]

[QUOTE=gibsrus vash;22524481]hahaha did u hear about the guy who intercorse(fucked) a beaver[/QUOTE]

All heterosexual non-virgins can claim this. Move along.

[skynrdfan2]

[QUOTE=Perfumly;22521701]Oh fucking christ[/QUOTE]

no, he fucked a vacuum.