Why I Hate Texas - General - Facepunch Forum

[img]http://www.veffa.org/conference06/files/texas_images/texas_map_1.gif[/img] Look at that shitpile of a place. It looks like God came down from Heaven and took a colossal dump on the face of the Earth. I utterly [B]ABHOR[/B] the state I currently live in. It's full of racists, closed-minded pro-Republican twats(aka Baptists :argh:), homophobes, child rapists, psychopaths, lunatics, inbreds, [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=791019][B]Idiot Judges[/B][/url], and in general, all the scum of the world together in one place. Suffice it to say, I hate Texas. There's only two things sort of ok about this state: One, it has a self-sufficient economy, and two, we have [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=790182]prison inmates so fat they can hide weapons in their jelly rolls[/url]-Oh wait, that's a bad thing. Anyways, This state sucks. If any Facepuncher is going to vacation here in America from Britain or wherever, give the state a wide berth. Now excuse me, I need to find a new state to live in that doesn't suck balls.

That's the nicest state this side of the Mississippi [img]http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2008/11/CryingEagle-Flag640.jpg[/img]

it really depends where you live. I for one love the state, second only to my home state.

But cowboys are cool.

on the positive side, id Software is from Texas.

[QUOTE=Trogdon;16664364]That's the nicest state this side of the Mississippi[/QUOTE] I live in California, and although I may not agree with this statement, It is probably true.

Houston area fucking blows. Especially The Woodlands, where I have the misfortune of living.

I don't like it cause its near Mexico, bad things happen there.

[QUOTE=Greeman;16664410]I live in California, and although I may not agree with this statement, It is probably true.[/QUOTE] I don't live there I just spend every moment of my life wishing I do. I mean HANK FUCKING HILL lives there.

Idaho is the worst place.. I drove by one of the Moron Temples. DAAYUUUM. I wanted to convert, most of the girls there are hotter than hell itself.

There's no reason to flat-out hate a state, all states have their ups and downs. [editline]01:28AM[/editline] Wait, excluding New Jersey.

[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;16664349]im fucking dumb.[/QUOTE] You're not very smart are you [editline]02:29AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Imperials ^^;16664423]I don't like it cause its near Mexico, bad things happen there.[/QUOTE] You're not very smart either

But guess who's from Texas? [img]http://breedingferrets.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/hank-hill.jpg[/img] [QUOTE=lil_n00blett;16664433]Wait, excluding New Jersey.[/QUOTE] What about it?

Oh, and Oregon is easily the nicest state. It snows in the winter, pours down heat in the summer, and if you live where I do, you're within 2 hours of the beach, forests, big city environment, plains, mountains, and rivers. It's considered one of the most desirable places to live in America, actually.

Dallas is the only city worth being in. Oh, and it never snows. EVER.

[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;16664465]Oh, and Oregon is easily the nicest state. It snows in the winter, pours down heat in the summer, and if you live where I do, you're within 2 hours of the beach, forests, big city environment, plains, mountains, and rivers.[/QUOTE] It's pretty much the same for all West Coast states.

[QUOTE=Greeman;16664484]It's pretty much the same for all West Coast states.[/QUOTE] Except Idaho, IMO.

[QUOTE=staticman;16664512]Except Idaho, IMO.[/QUOTE] Idaho does not have a coast. [editline]01:36AM[/editline] I'm talking California, Washington, and Oregon.

[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;16664349] There's only two things sort of ok about this state: One, it has a self-sufficient economy, [/QUOTE] No it doesn't, no one country\state can be self sufficient in this world, it obviously imports some products.

[QUOTE=staticman;16664512]Except Idaho, IMO.[/QUOTE] Idaho has potatoes

I live in Idaho. It is a total Sausage Festival. :/

[QUOTE=Moo;16664437]You're not very smart are you[B]?[/B]:eng101:[/QUOTE] At least I know how to use proper grammar. And have you ever had a fat hog in a FEMA trailer for a neighbor on your left and a racist skinhead neo-Nazi as a neighbor on your right? No, I didn't think so. [editline]03:45AM[/editline] Did I mention the FLDS guy with twelve wives who lived across the street from me? I think I did.

[QUOTE=Greeman;16664484]It's pretty much the same for all West Coast states.[/QUOTE] Not quite like Oregon. In California you usually live four or more hours from a couple of the qualities I mentioned, and Washington doesn't have that great of weather.

[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;16664563]Not quite like Oregon. In California you usually live four or more hours from a couple of the qualities I mentioned, and Washington doesn't have that great of weather.[/QUOTE] It is a 2 hours drive to any beach, mountain range, desert, plain, rivers, or big cities anywhere in California.

[quote=madman_andre;16664557]at least i know how to use proper grammar. And have you ever had a fat hog in a fema trailer for a neighbor on your left and a racist skinhead neo-nazi as a neighbor on your right? No, i didn't think so.[/quote] don't start a sentence with and omhhrdogrgnioer

I'd also like to note that due to some job relocations, I've been forced to move to the Midland Odessa area. AKA the place George W. Bush grew up. (IT SUCKS)

[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;16664557]At least I know how to use proper grammar. And have you ever had a fat hog in a FEMA trailer for a neighbor on your left and a racist skinhead neo-Nazi as a neighbor on your right? No, I didn't think so. [editline]03:45AM[/editline] Did I mention the FLDS guy with twelve wives who lived across the street from me? I think I did.[/QUOTE] It's either a coincidence or bad luck. Just move and learn to love Texas.

[QUOTE=Moo;16664580]don't start a sentence with and omhhrdogrgnioer[/QUOTE] Whoa, I pissed somebody off somehow. Now whatever did I do to you?

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhahJVkehUc[/media] Ya HEAR?!

[QUOTE=Doneeh;16664604]It's either a coincidence or bad luck. Just move and learn to love Texas.[/QUOTE] No. I've learned to hate it. With a passion.