It was around midnight, I was chilling in my bush minding my own business when this fucking idiot thought it was a good idea to start approaching my territory. At first I didn't give a fuck because it was so late out and I was fucking tired. I closed my eyes thinking he would go away, but the next thing I heard was -ZIIIIIIIP-. I opened my eyes and I see this fucking ugly ass 1 inch dick pointed at my direction. He started pissing all over my stuff and I couldn't stand it. I ambushed his ass with intent of biting his smelly ugly ass 1 inch dick off, but I missed. He escaped with his dick out pissing and I went back to sleep. Fucking idiots go find a toilet to use, don't use my goddamn home.
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i bet you were pissed off
[QUOTE=Stryke;24023687]I ambushed his ass with intent of biting his smelly ugly ass 1 inch dick off.[/QUOTE]
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Oh you.
Stryke, the guy who hangs out in bushes and tries to bite off 1-inch dicks.
[QUOTE=Stryke;24023687]I ambushed his ass with intent of biting his smelly ugly ass 1 inch dick off, but I missed.[/QUOTE]
:eek:
You went to sleep immediately after getting pissed on? Didn't even wash?
I bet you liked it
how the fuck is a raccoon posting on facepunch
fuck it's the raccoon snippp
Why were you chilling in a bush in the first place?
What the fuck?
This is a joke right?
I am confused by the OP.
edit: 2,000 :O
holy shit i just got it. its a parody thread of this.
[URL]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=984844[/URL]
edit: damnit clocks.
and poster below me i literally read the "pissed on a raccoon" thread like 20 mins before i read this one. guess i didnt catch on.
Un thread de parodié ? [B][I]BLAGH![/I][/B]
^^^ French
+ I cannot believe you did not know this was a parody thread, jeeze, read the GD sometimes.
[QUOTE=tehfrog;24023812]holy shit i just got it. its a parody thread of this.
[URL]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=984844[/URL][/QUOTE]
Wow
Thats like the 3rd one this week. Nice.
I loll'd.
Was funny.
Parody thread :eek:
[QUOTE=PonceDeLeon;24023810]What the fuck?
This is a joke right?
I am confused by the OP.
edit: 2,000 :O[/QUOTE]
How are you not a gold member yet?
Also a banana might be the vaccine to being pissed off.
I expected this parody. Nethertheless, made me laugh
That was me.
[QUOTE=tehfrog;24023701]i bet you were pissed off[/QUOTE]
:downsrim:
[QUOTE=FreezingStorm;24024148]How are you not a gold member yet?
Also a banana might be the vaccine to being pissed off.[/QUOTE]
I dun know... maybe mods too busy?
That's pretty (cool)
[QUOTE=PonceDeLeon;24024444]I dun know... maybe mods too busy?[/QUOTE]
Nah I think members are auto updated once an hour :)
Parody threads are shit.
What are you talking about he pissed on me not you. Ban OP he is spying on me.
What an inconsiderate meanie :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Stryke;24023687]It was around midnight, I was chilling in my bush minding my own business when this fucking idiot thought it was a good idea to start approaching my territory. At first I didn't give a fuck because it was so late out and I was fucking tired. I closed my eyes thinking he would go away, but the next thing I heard was -ZIIIIIIIP-. I opened my eyes and I see this fucking ugly ass 1 inch dick pointed at my direction. He started pissing all over my stuff and I couldn't stand it. I ambushed his ass with intent of biting his smelly ugly ass 1 inch dick off, but I missed. He escaped with his dick out pissing and I went back to sleep. Fucking idiots go find a toilet to use, don't use my goddamn home.[/QUOTE]
Enjoy the parody thread while it lasts, This will be closed soon.
Are you an animal
Actually had a good laugh :golfclap: Well done parody.
Make love to OP.
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