I'm not going to bore you with a long story but I'll simply say that there's this girl and we both like each other and she's asked her mum if I can sleep at her house - and her mum has said yes - on the knowledge that her daughter has told her; that knowledge being that I am gay. Let's [b]not[/b] dwindle on the fact that in the future that could cause problems and the fact that she's lied to her mum, because I'm well aware of this. I just need help.
How the fuck do I act gay? I've got a nerdy, tight shirt picked out to wear, and I have some tight-ish jeans that I'm going to wear, but what are some other subtle things I can do to make it seem as though I'm gay? I don't want to blurt out my thoughts about male actors, talk about having boyfriends or do or say anything that is obviously gay, because then I would be lying to her mother which will only make it worse in the end.
Please help your highness?
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Speak with a lisp :v:
You dont need to act gay, just pretend you some closet gay guy.
Look at guys and undress them with your eyes and make it obvious to her that you're doing it
[editline]16th April 2011[/editline]
hey wait a fucking minute you're the motherfucking queen
Buttsex is cool on your T shirt ought to do it.
Wear a NY cap, jeans that are not tight and a black T-shirt that is not tight, there, you got yourself a brand new straight label
get random pictures of guys off google images
show them your "old boyfriends"
Speak in a high voice and act girly. Skip around the place carry plenty of flowers, smelling salts and perfumes. Eat French food.
by pretending you like other male genitalia
hit on her dad
There's nothing you [B]need[/B] to do..
I'd probably just dress neatly,
I speak to a lot of gay people and I'd never have known they were gay if they hadn't told me :v:
There's no need to act in any particular way.
:colbert:
It's Elizabeth, not Elizebeth :milk:
Just act natural. If it's forced the mother might suspect. If you act normal then she will assume you are one of those "normal" homosexuals. She won't question your fake sexuality anyway, as it would be insensitive.
Good luck.
Sing this, out loud.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU[/media]
Now you're gay, while being straight (or not).
[QUOTE=JohnnyOnFlame;29212509]Sing this, out loud.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU[/media]
Now you're gay, while being straight (or not).[/QUOTE]
:wtc:
The fuck..
Who thought that shit up..
Please say that isn't....
[b]EDIT[/b]: OH FUCK IT IS
Tell the fucking truth.
fuck men
you'll seem more legitimately gay if you DON'T go out of your way to seem gay
Say how much you love High School Musical and how the guy from pineapple dance studios is your hero.
[QUOTE=Ruski v2.0;29212566]and how the guy from pineapple dance studios is your hero.[/QUOTE]
That guy makes me want to die. Really.
[QUOTE=Mokkan13;29212518]:wtc:
The fuck..
Who thought that shit up..[/QUOTE]
I guess who done that music really likes it up the butt? JMO.
You are one sneaky devil I got to tell ya'. I like that plan, honestly but as for advice, give the girl's dad some funny looks, if you know what I mean...
If they ask you if you think she's attractive say no.
That's about it, really. The reason why you'll never see a non-stereotypical gay is because they are actually normal people.
Just be fabulous.
Act normally, you see the thing about gay people is that you can't actually tell they're gay until they tell you :v:
by being camp
You don't have to be camp as fuck to be gay.
Just act completely normal, then when the time comes tell her mother you are actually bisexual. By that time you will have already fucked her daughter so it'll be too late.
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