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I am going to get some guys I know to help me do the most stupidest things in the name of Science. They already do stupid things, I will just have them do them for a greater cause now. First experiment I want to try: 1. Get a midget. (I know a few) 2. Have him/her go on a diet for a month. 3. When said midget is as light as possible without their well-being in danger make a suit with tons of small gaps in it. 4. Get tons of positively charged magnets. (So many it weighs more than the midget) 5. Get more positively charged magnets. (Double the magnets on the midget) and put them all around the floor. 6. Have the midget jump off a table above the floor of negatively charged magnets. 7. FLOATING MIDGET! OMG! Problems with my experiment: 1. None of them would be willing to be a lab rat. 2. I have no fucking idea where I would find so many magnets. (Perhaps my school but they would not allow me to use them for this) Anyone else have some experiments their friends are too scared to dare try? [editline]26th January 2011[/editline] Anything involving the following is out of the question: -Dismemberment. -Death -Near-Death -Paralyze -Major injuries (Bone breaking, large wounds, internal bleeding, etc) -Kidnapping -Killing (or harming anyone for that matter. Maybe hurt the lab rat*s* a little bit :v:) The only way you can help out is if you live in my area. PM me and i'll let you know where I am. [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Dumb thread/ Alt of NotSo1337" - Craptasket))[/highlight]
i will help you with your experiment in any possible way i can
Oh, and I will be recording each experiment and uploading them to youtube. Wheather the hypothosis is correct or not, the video will come up. Most our experiments will come from TrollScience.com :v:
Do you know how much it would cost to buy that many magnets and a midget?
[QUOTE=luck_or_loss;27667433]Do you know how much it would cost to buy that many magnets and a midget?[/QUOTE] The midget will be free. I could [i]try[/i] to pursuade my school to give me all their magnets and hope to god it's enough. If not I will hand them back and deem the experiment a failure. [editline]26th January 2011[/editline] Until I get magnets.
I've got a better experiment with midgets: Steal 8 midget babies from a maternity ward (or adopt them), then take them to a forest and raise them there, making them think that you are their god.
magnets don't come with one charge if i'm not mistaken this science is now debunked [editline]26th January 2011[/editline] Also this is troll science
well if they're super strong... there's 2 sides to all magnets so he would flip and fall
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/e/a/0/ea0c076f1c59249aba590d07b31da41e.png[/img] This along with the weight of the human covered in magnets. The human's weight / the force between the magnets = how many magnets are needed [editline]26th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Fijgum;27667502]well if they're super strong... there's 2 sides to all magnets so he would flip and fall[/QUOTE] By 'covered in magnets' I do mean 'covered' Feet. Head. Back. Stomach. Chest. Arms. Hands. Legs. Everywhere.
Take 1, small weak magnet. Surroned by massive, powerfull, oppositly charged magnets. Crush tiny magnet in to magnetic singlarity by apllying magnetic force equally from every angle ???? Black hole?
This isn't science, this is your perversion of midget erotica with magnets.
[QUOTE=Crookbbz;27667568]Take 1, small weak magnet. Surroned by massive, powerfull, oppositly charged magnets. Crush tiny magnet in to magnetic singlarity by apllying magnetic force equally from every angle ???? Black hole?[/QUOTE] :what: "Go get a spare midget from the back." "Yep." [editline]26th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=HellSoldier;27667570]This isn't science, this is your perversion of midget erotica with magnets.[/QUOTE] I DID mention you can give your own experiment no one will try/has heard of, given it does not inflict with any of the side effects it will produce if it succeeds/fails in the OP.
Go on youtube and propose your ideas to alot of people, then post it on various link websites (reddit, digg, ect) and put your address somewhere so people can send you magnets. Cause remember Midgets are funny and should be treated as animals and not humans! [img]http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/2073/sarcasm.png[/img]
[QUOTE=coco911231;27667642]Cause remember Midgets are funny and should be treated as animals and not humans! [img_thumb]http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/2073/sarcasm.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] It sure would not work on a normal human. I need someone small. Smaller and skinnier the less they weigh. [editline]26th January 2011[/editline] That way it will take less time and magnets.
[QUOTE=Bumchum;27667666]It sure would not work on a normal human. I need someone small. Smaller and skinnier the less they weigh. [editline]26th January 2011[/editline] That way it will take less time and magnets.[/QUOTE] it would probably work on any animal
[QUOTE=Bumchum;27667385] Anything involving the following is out of the question: -Dismemberment. -Death -Near-Death -Paralyze -Major injuries (Bone breaking, large wounds, internal bleeding, etc) -Kidnapping -Killing (or harming anyone for that matter. Maybe hurt the lab rat*s* a little bit :v:)[/QUOTE] I can't help but notice rape isn't on that list. Have something special planned? [editline]26th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Dachande;27667455]magnets don't come with one charge if i'm not mistaken this science is now debunked [editline]26th January 2011[/editline] Also this is troll science[/QUOTE] If you attached a rail to the ceiling, with a roped harness dangling from it, with the midget in the harness just above the point where they would flip and attract, you'd be able to make them levitate above the rope's total length. All is well.
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