Israeli jailed for 10 years for seducing women: his semen was holy and had healing powers - Polidicks

[URL="http://www.bbc.co.uk/"][IMG]http://www.bbc.co.uk/includes/blq/resources/gvl/r62/img/header_blocks.gif[/IMG][/URL] [URL="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/8644637.stm"]View full article [/URL] [quote=BBC][B]An Israeli man has been imprisoned for 10 years for tricking women into sexual acts by claiming his semen was holy and had healing powers.[/B] Nissim Aharon, a former employee at the Israeli defence ministry, was convicted of rape, sodomy, indecent acts and aggravated fraudulent acquisition. Women paid him large sums of money, believing he was a holy rabbi who could heal body and soul, the court said. Judges called his actions "monstrous", exploiting "women young and old". The sentence was the result of a plea bargain, and was handed down at Petah Tikvah district court. Under it, Aharon will also have to pay 100,000 Israeli shekels ($26,866) to each of five women who filed the complaint against him. [B]'Holy fluid'[/B] Aharon, who was arrested last August, "over many years presented himself as a righteous man, as a saint with healing powers, who exploited the naivity of women and teenage girls, while carrying out appalling sexual acts and obtaining large sums of money by fraud," the Israeli Justice Ministry said in a statement. He would claim to be a rabbi, and impersonate figures in authority who would then refer women and teenage girls to himself, the ministry said. [B]"He would give these people different explanations: among others, that a holy scent comes from him, and that his semen is a holy fluid, which by contact could heal body and soul," the statement said. [/B] [B]He would also claim that his "holiness" could be passed to those who touched him physically, cleansing their bodies, it said. [/B] Aharon also pretended that he worked in posts in the security establishment, including for the Israeli intelligence services Mossad and Shin Bet, the ministry said. "His behaviour is despicable and even monstrous," the judges said. "There are no words to describe the ugliness of his actions... The sexual offences are severe and numerous. "His sexual appetite could not be satisfied. There were no means that he would not use in order to exploit women young and old," the judges said.[/quote] What the fuck?

Geez, when will these women cum to their senses?

I can't blame him, you must be retarded to believe that.

I'm gonna have to try this pick up line.

"Hey baby, wanna get some of my holy fluid?" :smug:

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So what is holy water in this case?

It's not his fault the world has stupid people in.

Only in Israel folks, only in Israel.

What a badass.

[QUOTE=blacksam;21590263]So what is holy water in this case?[/QUOTE] Water.

So basically he was getting paid to have sex nice

What dumb girls believing "MY PENIS WILL HEAL YOUR SOUL".

10 years? That's a little too much. Well, at least it wasn't [i]sperm[/i]anently!

[QUOTE=UnknownDude;21592691]10 years? That's a little too much. Well, at least it wasn't [i]sperm[/i]anently![/QUOTE] :golfclap:

that's a crime?! FUCK

If you're brainwashed enough to believe such dumbass claims you [I]almost[/I] deserve it. He didn't force anyone to sex anyway.

Heh, a reincarnation of Rasputin?

[QUOTE=Goose;21592318]What dumb girls believing "MY PENIS WILL HEAL YOUR SOUL".[/QUOTE] ones that don't know better because of the way they are raised? just guessing

-insertjewjoke-

Only in the middle east Not just Israel

He used religion they way others use it too, what's so bad about it.

[QUOTE=Egevened;21593378]ones that don't know better because of the way they are raised? just guessing[/QUOTE] raised

You'd have to be a dumb bitch to believe that though.

[QUOTE=ManningQB18;21594544]Only in the middle east Not just Israel[/QUOTE] No, just Israel. We get these guys all the time here. About 2000 years ago there was this guy here, he was so crazy, you wouldn't BELIEVE the things he said.

:wtc:

Thanks for bolding the important funny parts, helped me get the jizzt of it. :v: Kill me.