Well, it's almost over now (GMT+1), but you Americans can celebrate it a bit longer:
[highlight]September the 21st is now officially [B]LIQUID BANANA DAY![/B][/highlight]
[b]FAQ[/b]
[B]Q:[/B] [i]So, what does one DO on this "Liquid Banana Day" you speak of?[/i]
[B]A:[/B]On Liquid Banana Day, you [highlight]MUST[/highlight] do one or more of the following:
[release][b]Ingest Liquid Bananas in any form. This includes(but is not limited to):[/b]
[indent]Milkshakes
Mashed bananas
Smoothies
Juice
Soup
Banana-flavoured liqour (be careful with this one :v:)[/indent]
[b]Watch Banana-related media of any form, including[/b]
[indent][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQvFnSIIuHE]Childrens Shows[/url]
[url=http://www.thebanananews.com/]News[/url]
and [url=http://files.myopera.com/Zaphira/albums/622225/banana%20porn.jpg]Porn[/url][/indent]
[B]Other stuff, like[/B]
[indent]Coming up with a liquid banana dance/song
Telling all your friends
Making Liquid banana-related art
and all the stuff you can associate with liquid bananas[/indent]
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[B]Q:[/B] [I]So, how did you come up with this?[/I]
[B]A:[/B]
Well, you see, it was like this:
[quote]It was September the 20th, at about 2300 hours. I was lazily browsing through the deep waters that are the internet, waiting for my tea to get ready. As I looked down into the swirling darkness of my cup, I thought:
[indent][I]How am I going to know when it's ready? My cup is really dark, so it's impossible to me to see the colour of the beverage...[/I][/indent]
I quickly conveyed this, via steam chat, to my friend, who, in his wisdom, replied with
[indent][i]I've got spotty banana cups.[/i][/indent]
I started to wonder, why would he need a cup for bananas when they are not liquid, but in fact solid?
I asked him this, onto which he replied
[indent][i]They will be tomorrow[/i][/indent]
And then, we stated that tomorrow would be known as[b] Liquid Banana day[/b], to celebrate this event.[/quote]
[B]Q:[/B] [I]So, How did you celebrate this glorious day?[/I]
[B]A:[/B]
Me and my friends got together, made us some banana milkshake (recipe farther down), sat down in the couch, and watched Bananas in Pajamas until our brains started running out of our ears. It was a jolly good time.
[B]Q:[/B] [I]Banana Milkshake?[/I]
[B]A:[/B][release][b] Banana milkshake (a LOT of servings (like, I don't know, six):[/b]
[img]http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/3537/bananashake.png[/img]
[B]You'll need[/B]
[indent]5 Bananas
7 dl (3 US cups) of milk
3 dl (10 US liquid ounces) of cream
2 l (half a US gallon) of ice-cream
1 dl (7 US tablespoons) (approx.) of granulated sugar
A HUGE bowl
A reasonably sized bowl
2 henchmen[/indent]
[B]Step 1[/B]:
Let one of your henchmen mash four of the bananas, while the other mixes a litre of the ice-cream together with the milk and cream, preferably using an electric hand mixer on a low speed. The consistence should not be fluffy. Keep it runny, without clumps.
[B]Step 2[/B]:
While one of your henchmen is still mixing, pour the bananas into the.. er... mix. Then, add the rest of the ice cream in small spoonfuls, so that it mixes relatively easy.
[B]Step 3[/B]:
Add the sugar a little bit at a time while one of your henchmen still mixes.
[B]Step 4[/B]:
Let it cool in your refrigerator for approximately 15 minutes before pouring it into tall glasses.
Cut the last banana in pieces and put them in the drink.
[B]Voila! Your Banana Milkshake is finished![/B]
Treat your henchmen to some, everyone should feel joy on Liquid Banana day![/release]
Celebrate and remember this day, and don't forget to [B]TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS![/B]
[I]Random quotes from the populace:[/I]
[QUOTE=GTCharged;17437018]Liquid Banana Day!
It's like a banana came in your mouth![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=HQRSE;17436347]Liquid banana enema's for EVERYONE!!! :D[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Umi-hebi;17436375]Liquid banana day also the international day of peace
Coincidence? I think not.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Soup;17436677]Banana's for all!
UNLESS THEY ARE NOT LIQUID![/QUOTE]
Thank god you told us this in time LimEJET, Imma make one now.
Liquid banana enema's for EVERYONE!!! :D
Meh 22nd here. No fun for me.
Hmmm i could use this liquid banana for a funny prank, thanks :)
Liquid banana day also the international day of peace
Coincidence? I think not.
stupid
Banana Get
[QUOTE=Umi-hebi;17436375]Why is liquid banana day also the international day of peace[/QUOTE]
It will all become clear.
Banana's for all!
UNLESS THEY ARE NOT LIQUID!
liquid banana sounds gross
I fucking hate bananas, those sly, cheeky ass motherfuckers like getting stuck to the pallet of my mouth, hurts like a bitch to get it off.
It's the 22 here so no shakes for me.:(
And then they gloat about it too! smiling and laughing as they slowly tear the roof of my mouth apart.
[editline]10:25PM[/editline]
But i have the upper hand! When they jump out of my mouth, and start dancing around, and sacrificing chickens in a festive manner to their pagan gods, i grab them, break their fucking necks, and peel their fucking skin off, the smash them to pieces with a potato masher.
Liquid Banana Day!
It's like a banana came in your mouth!
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;17436893]And then they gloat about it too! smiling and laughing as they slowly tear the roof of my mouth apart.
[editline]10:25PM[/editline]
But i have the upper hand! When they jump out of my mouth, and start dancing around, and sacrificing chickens in a festive manner to their pagan gods, i grab them, break their fucking necks, and peel their fucking skin off, the smash them to pieces with a potato masher.[/QUOTE]
You scare me
What if we no have anymore bananas? I ate a solid.
[QUOTE=CourageDog;17437054]You scare me[/QUOTE]
Though because i never eat them, i get cramps in my leg evry other week, and wake up in the middle of the night screaming my ass off, due to lack of potassium.
Oh god, now I really want some banana flavored laffy taffys with banana pudding.
Edit: I hate bananas. The above two are the only things banana I can eat without wanting to vomit.
Your stove is dirty! Clean it!
[QUOTE=Luxo;17437383]Your stove is dirty! Clean it![/QUOTE]
It ain't mine, bro :v:
teehee im still celebrating :v:
[QUOTE=Luxo;17437383]Your stove is dirty! Clean it![/QUOTE]
I actually was going to tidy up my whole apartment today but well, Liquid Banana Day is more important!
