Facepunch, my prom is tonight, and normally this should be an exciting night for every high school senior but right now I'm so uncomfortable that I'm trying to just not look nervous as my whole goal tonight.
So here's my story, I originally really wanted to go to prom, but my parents don't throw money my way if I don't deserve it, so big things are generally funded by me, I bought Coachella tickets that came around to 330 bucks, and I bought pretty decent seats to Conan O'brien's comedy tour show, pretty much all my birthday/christmas/persian new year money was gone, so I couldn't afford prom.
Did a few odd jobs and raised enough money but by then everyone already had a date, and the one's that didn't weren't...let's say aesthetically pleasing, I'm not that shallow but I don't want to waste a memorable night if it won' be memorable. I just put the thought in my head that I wasn't going.
Now I am going, the girl I took to homecoming(who eventually I think fell in love with me) was going with friends, and apparently she must've loved me so much that her whole family knew because her sister got in contact with me this Tuesday, told me that if I can go she will pay for pretty much everything besides my tux, I figured I'm in, not many people say their prom was paid for dinner, pictures, tickets in all.
Now I realized that this same chick is kind of a loner, her friends are either socially awkward or really obnoxiously annoying. I'm pretty sure she has like 3 guy friends, and even though I didn't kiss her and danced with her for like 15 minutes at homecoming she's insanely in love with me, probably cause she doesn't know any better.
Now I'm supposed to surprise her tonight, just show up, all planned by her family, and take her to prom, they're having a limo come and pick us all up and all that jazz, but how do I make this look like it wasn't my idea without saying so? It'd crush her if she found out her sister and parents had to arrange a date for her, and I don't want that. But I also don't want this awkward tension between us, especially since I've known her since like the 4th grade. Help me. :(
tl;dr, chick likes me, i get offered to take her to prom all expenses paid, i don't want her to make my night completely awkward
edit/ and no one suggest just getting with her, I have a feeling if we fucked it'd be a lifelong commitment on my part and her family would never leave me alone to get married with her.
Do you like her?
Like, at all?
I think this is probably some of the most important information required to help you.
jerk off on her dress
[QUOTE=Optimistic;21820925]jerk off on her dress[/QUOTE]
you know what, it'd be so fucking cliche if I rated you optimistic. take an informative.
[QUOTE=Gmod4ever;21820874]Do you like her?
Like, at all?
I think this is probably some of the most important information required to help you.[/QUOTE]
No I don't, that's why it's so awkward, like I've said, I've known her for a good chunk of my life, she's always been an acquaintance, I feel like that distance is good, but she definitely wants more. She asked me to sadies too but I declined because it fell on my sister's birthday and my dad's is the very next day. I wanted to tell her then I didn't have feelings but it was convenient enough I didn't need to make something up to not go.
Is she at any least a bit attractive?
Get her pregnant and move away.
Also, post pictures of her.
I had a very similar problem for my prom,
But I went to the prom with her anyway and we had a fun time, nothing happened and we stayed friends.
You can still go with her, but you don't have to spend the whole night following her around or what ever, just act as you normal would towards her as a friend and it should work out without any awkwardness. Have a little dance, a drink (coke, alcohol, what ever... it doesn't really matter). just act normal.
Unless one of you ruins it by suggesting a romantic relationship/ one night stand... then it will get a bit strange
Don't worry, those anti-social persons are actually the most interesting ones if you get them to trust you. Really, be nice with her and everything will go just fine.
Anyway, she's a girl, right?
:downsrim:
I actually had a homecoming topic too haha.
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[QUOTE=Blackfire;21821258]I actually had a homecoming topic too haha.
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None of those girls are unattractive.
Yeah that's actually a nice picture of everyone, she's insanely skinny though, it's kind of gross, I'm not into the thick chick thing but anything is better than nothing to be honest.
Stop being a shallow, if you like the chick then take her. But don't use her for her money, that is just wrong. Usually the man pays for all the shit. I didn't go to my prom, it isn't a big deal. It is just a dance, it isn't the end of the world. Most people that go to prom forget about it due to more important things in the real world that evolve outside of high school. I could have went, but i decided not too, simply because i didn't care and didn't feel the need to spend hundreds of dollars on something that lasts for a few hours.
She's not paying for anything, her sister is, it's to surprise her with a homecoming date.
Funny thing though, when her sister and mom came to drop off my ticket and the color I needed to match with they told me "she just wants to dance and have her fun, and so do you!", I figured that'd be easier without a date, in any case we'd both have more fun with freedom to dance with whoever. lol
[QUOTE=Blackfire;21821429]She's not paying for anything, her sister is, it's to surprise her with a homecoming date.
Funny thing though, when her sister and mom came to drop off my ticket and the color I needed to match with they told me "she just wants to dance and have her fun, and so do you!", I figured that'd be easier without a date, in any case we'd both have more fun with freedom to dance with whoever. lol[/QUOTE]
They told you not to have sex with her.
Do it anyways. Knock her up.
You should be happy you have someone to go with seeing as some people don't. :sigh:
Have sex with women.
[QUOTE=Blackfire;21821258]I actually had a homecoming topic too haha.
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Do you go to supermodel school or something?
Anyway, just because you're taking this girl to a dance doesn't mean you're romantically interested in her. I can't say I understand the prom culture, but why don't you all just get together as friends and hang out at your party?
Oh believe me I know that, she doesn't though, she thought me asking her to homecoming so long ago meant I was asking for her hand in marriage, like I said, socially awkward. She hardly has interactions with dudes so when she does she blows it way the fuck out of the water.
[QUOTE=Blackfire;21822356]Oh believe me I know that, she doesn't though, she thought me asking her to homecoming so long ago meant I was asking for her hand in marriage, like I said, socially awkward. She hardly has interactions with dudes so when she does she blows it way the fuck out of the water.[/QUOTE]
That's odd - she looks really attractive so you think she'd at least get attention from guidos.
Good luck, but I guess the only advice here is either don't go, or go but constantly say things like "Oh, you're such a good friend!" and "You know, it's so nice not to have to go on a date to the prom!"
It's one night. Just make her happy. Sure it's not picture perfect, but everyone deserves a shot at happiness.
My prom's tonight, and I can't even go, so be thankful that you are going, and that you're making someone else happy.
She's not super attractive, just not ugly much lol. When you get up close her skins like blue and veiny cause she's so skinny. It grosses me out to say the least.
Also don't forget that if you mess something up her parents will be mad at you and it will be awkward for you.
Do it for her, then feel good bout yourself.
[QUOTE=Identity;21822554]It's one night. Just make her happy. Sure it's not picture perfect, but everyone deserves a shot at happiness.
My prom's tonight, and I can't even go, so be thankful that you are going, and that you're making someone else happy.[/QUOTE]
<3'd because you are so right.
feel lucky, I kind of wanted to stay home and am being taken by a friend of mine for "my own good"
I'm pretty sure it'd be a lot more fulfilling personally if you just made her night alright. It'd probably be best not to fuck her, or even kiss her for that matter. Don't really give her a direct hope that this will go anywhere, act like her friend and not her boytoy.
Look.
Honestly, all the loners I've met are just the really really shy types, when they get over their shyness they mostly turn out to be awesome people!
So give her a shot.
Use chloroform to knock her out. Send messages to everyone you know that 1 round with the knocked out girl is 50 dollars. You can cum in or out, their choice. You will be RICH.
Just go and have fun.
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