I had surgery today, and the doctors put me under local anestesia. Twelve hours later, I had the urge to let loose of sexual tension.
Don't.
It takes forever, and when it comes out it hurts.
Where exactly did you have the anesthesia applied? Though I think I have a pretty good idea as to where.
D:
Shouldn't you be unable to feel your penis so whats the point of fapping?
I could understand the first part about taking forever.
Thats anesthesia's job.
But the pain part I may have to look into.
[QUOTE=Brute;22835033]and when it comes out it hurts.[/QUOTE]
:q:
Can I order some anaesthetic online from Mexico somewhere
[QUOTE=CaptainSnake;22835185]Shouldn't you be unable to feel your penis so whats the point of fapping?[/QUOTE]
To get the feeling that you are fapping someone else.
[QUOTE=Anton1k;22835223]To get the feeling that you are fapping someone else.[/QUOTE]
shit, you're right, rating OP gaybow
[QUOTE=Anton1k;22835223]To get the feeling that you are fapping someone else.[/QUOTE]
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What the...
[QUOTE=Anton1k;22835223]To get the feeling that you are fapping someone else.[/QUOTE]
Or how about your hand? Then it would be the other way around.
[QUOTE=SomeGuest;22837589]Or how about your hand? Then it would be the other way around.[/QUOTE]
Stranger in the operating room.
The pain was a coincidence not a result.
Thanks for informing us.
Thank you for this, I'm sure someone will find your experiments valuable.
Nein!!!
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Fucking napalm man.
So the numbing [i]sensation[/i] ruins it?
How could you even get a stiffy, OP??
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It's like, getting a boner right after donating blood... it's impossible.. right??
Thanks, Bro. Next time i EVER get surgery ill remember this.
[QUOTE=SomeGuest;22837589]Or how about your hand? Then it would be the other way around.[/QUOTE]
I never get used to the feeling of moving your fingers while your hand is asleep. It feels so unnatural yet they move where you tell them to.
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[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;22839002]
It's like, getting a boner right after donating blood... it's impossible.. right??[/QUOTE]
Needle fetish.
You waited twelve hours to fap?
Your advice is duly noted.
1x Informative.
You ok?
What kind of surgery did you get where they only used a local anesthetic? I've had locals put into my hip for cortisone injections and never had problems like this. Though after my hip replacement my leg and nether-regions were pretty much gone for two days.
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I guess I needed to know that.
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