• Hmm; Wife won't have sex with me? Lob a toaster at her head
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[thumb]http://www.trbimg.com/img-53176b19/turbine/sfl-jong-keon-park/525/393x525[/thumb] [I]The rueful face of toaster guilt; Marcus Fenix would be ashamed.[/I] [quote=toaster gold] A West Boca man threw a toaster at his wife's head when she didn't want to have sex, deputies said. The 40-year-old woman suffered bruising, while the suspect, identified as Jong Keon Park, 37, was arrested and charged with battery. According to a Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office arrest report, deputies were called to the 33400 block of Tranquil Lane at 5:45 a.m. on Tuesday over reports of a domestic dispute. A deputy met with the victim, [B]who said her husband became very upset while arguing about sex. She said she didn't want to, and he started hitting her, deputies said.[/B] [B]Park then threw the toaster, which hit the woman in the head, according to the arrest report. He is also accused of pulling her hair.[/B] Park was arrested and booked into the Palm Beach County Jail, where he remained Wednesday morning.[/quote] [url]http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/palm-beach/west-boca/fl-sex-argument-toaster-thrown-20140305,0,2076285.story[/url] Just remember; look deep into your head and be happy you don't follow the same pattern of logical steps as this man. Not that I'm saying anyone would; but I find it comforting to know I can control my actions, compared to this guy
[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;44212672] Just remember; look deep into your head and be happy you don't follow the same pattern of logical steps as this man.[/QUOTE] Speak for yourself
Was it really necessary to go overboard like this? I'll never understand why some people do what they do, but editor guy, you flubbed something up: [quote] He is also accused of pulled her hair.[/quote] :v:
[quote]deputies were called to the 33400 block of [b]Tranquil Lane[/b] at 5:45 a.m[/quote] I guess they need to change the name now. I vote for [b]Toaster Lane[/b]
[QUOTE=Chryseus;44212720]I guess they need to change the name now. I vote for [b]Toaster Lane[/b][/QUOTE] Toaster Toss lane.
[QUOTE=itisjuly;44212704]Speak for yourself[/QUOTE] If only humanity wasn't the way it is. But you're saying in Latvia there isn't your own fair share of idiots? Regardless; if you even need to think about what's right and wrong in this news article you've got some problems. I'm merely speaking from the viewpoint that I'm happy I don't have this guys head
[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;44212741]If only humanity wasn't the way it is. But you're saying in Latvia there isn't your own fair share of idiots? Regardless; if you even need to think about what's right and wrong in this news article you've got some problems. I'm merely speaking from the viewpoint that I'm happy I don't have this guys head[/QUOTE] Dunno man, if my wife won't give me sex I beat her into submission with my potato.
[QUOTE=itisjuly;44212825]Dunno man, if my wife won't give me sex I beat her into submission with my potato.[/QUOTE] I can only wonder what horrors potato is a euphemism for. I don't care to find out :v:
[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;44212864]I can only wonder what horrors potato is a euphemism for. I don't care to find out :v:[/QUOTE] Its Latvia. There is no euphemism.
I read the title as "toss a lobster" instead of "lob a toaster"
I read it as a toast and was confused at what the big deal was.
[QUOTE]arrested and charged with battery.[/QUOTE] So that's how Asians got the power to work all day
[QUOTE=Citizen Insane;44212885]I read the title as "toss a lobster" instead of "lob a toaster"[/QUOTE] Was it a bad choice of words?
[QUOTE=Citizen Insane;44212885]I read the title as "toss a lobster" instead of "lob a toaster"[/QUOTE] Me too and I thought what a fucking waste of a lobster.
The only country that doesn´t have idiots is North Korea. But that is because the population can´t afford to act like this. I mean, they don´t even have toasters!
toasted lobster?
[QUOTE=Citizen Insane;44212885]I read the title as "toss a lobster" instead of "lob a toaster"[/QUOTE] wow i wasnt the only one i thought i had a borderline dyslexic moment
[QUOTE=MittRomney;44213155]The only country that doesn´t have idiots is North Korea. But that is because the population can´t afford to act like this. I mean, they don´t even have toasters![/QUOTE] No, they just have marijuana growing everywhere for the general populace; and it isn't even considered a drug there. They are too chill to throw toasters [editline]12th March 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=HybridTheroy;44213208]wow i wasnt the only one i thought i had a borderline dyslexic moment[/QUOTE] Dammit I shouldn't have used the word lob :v:
Maybe he was trying to get his wife hot?
why'd he get charged with battery toasters don't run on batteries
My question is: Doesn't this guy have hands and access to smut? Its all over the goddamn place!
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