[Interactive] The Office - General

[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/gA0LbV.png[/img] (Please excuse my poor drawing skills.) You are at your desk in the office. Around you is your personal office space, which contains a desk, a computer, a filing cabinet, a writing space, as well as a photo hanging on the wall. The phone rings, and you pick up the phone. A voice asks "Hey, who is this?"

Throw the phone down and wear your trash can as a hat

[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/5nywz8.png[/img] You feel a very sudden urge to defy orders, and you throw your phone down. You then pick up your trash can and wear it as a hat, not even caring about the trash inside. What do you do next?

Start caring about the trash inside. Take off the silly trashcan hat, put all the trash back inside, put the trashcan back where it was originally. Pick up your phone, put it back on the desk, and sit the fuck back down. If you get caught doing this, your boss will surely fire you. If you get fired, you won't be able to pay your bills and feed your family. Since your wife ran away, she left you with the three kids, you're forced to continue working this desk job. Get back to work you dumbass.

[QUOTE=hl2poo;38887196]Start caring about the trash inside. Take off the silly trashcan hat, put all the trash back inside, put the trashcan back where it was originally. Pick up your phone, put it back on the desk, and sit the fuck back down. If you get caught doing this, your boss will surely fire you. If you get fired, you won't be able to pay your bills and feed your family. Since your wife ran away, she left you with the three kids, you're forced to continue working this desk job. Get back to work you dumbass.[/QUOTE] Don't listen to this faggot. >Go into a hallway and begin to dance to show off your new hat

[QUOTE=hl2poo;38887196]Start caring about the trash inside. Take off the silly trashcan hat, put all the trash back inside, put the trashcan back where it was originally. Pick up your phone, put it back on the desk, and sit the fuck back down. If you get caught doing this, your boss will surely fire you. If you get fired, you won't be able to pay your bills and feed your family. Since your wife ran away, she left you with the three kids, you're forced to continue working this desk job. Get back to work you dumbass.[/QUOTE] +1

[QUOTE=hl2poo;38887196]Start caring about the trash inside. Take off the silly trashcan hat, put all the trash back inside, put the trashcan back where it was originally. Pick up your phone, put it back on the desk, and sit the fuck back down. If you get caught doing this, your boss will surely fire you. If you get fired, you won't be able to pay your bills and feed your family. Since your wife ran away, she left you with the three kids, you're forced to continue working this desk job. Get back to work you dumbass.[/QUOTE] But then again , you're already living paycheck to paycheck and with most of your money going to your divorcee wife you're probably going to have to skip Christmas this year. And you're boss has told multiple times that there isn't any chance of you getting a raise , so doesn't he owe you to have a little fun ?

[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/1DtpHQ.png[/img] Before you have time to think anything through, you notice that your boss is walking down the hallway. What do you do?

Start a fire in your cubicle as a distraction.

You remove the clip board from his money grabbing hands and embed it into his skull.

Try to convince him that today is trash-can wearing day and he's actually the odd one out for [B]NOT[/B] wearing a trash can on his head.

Start using MSpaint instead of gay-ass photoshop

[img]http://puu.sh/1CUpu[/img] I am using MS Paint.

[QUOTE=Killowatt;38898149][img]http://puu.sh/1CUpu[/img] I am using MS Paint.[/QUOTE] ಠ_ಠ is that windows 8

[QUOTE=Whalen207;38898176]ಠ_ಠ is that windows 8[/QUOTE] First of all why does it matter what he uses to edit and second of all who gives a shit about what Windows he's using.

[QUOTE=Burgervich;38898880]First of all why does it matter what he uses to edit and second of all who gives a shit about what Windows he's using.[/QUOTE] I'm in a hardass mood today. :)

[QUOTE=Whalen207;38899824]I'm in a hardass mood today. :)[/QUOTE] That's it I'm fucking pissed I'm bringing out the bitch slap hand

>Fucking lose it because your life sucks! Your boss is a douche who works you like a nigger every day including weekends! Your wife's a whore who cheated on you! Your kids are on drugs and listen to that new-age hippie 'rap music'! PULL A GUN AND THREATEN TO KILL HIM UNLESS HE GIVES YOU ONE MILLION PESOS SO YOU CAN MOVE TO MEXICO AND BE HAPPY!!! seriously. do this.

Do nothing, lets not get to far into the rediculous antics.

Take off the trash can and start beating the shit out of your boss with it.

Set the boss on fire after you set one in your cubicle

You begin to think about a lot of things you could do, but.. [img]http://puu.sh/1DZUF[/img] Your boss begins to yell at you for what you've done. A lot of things go through your head about what to say, but suddenly.. [img]http://puu.sh/1E01a[/img] [B]A FUCKING SPACESHIP COMES THROUGH THE ROOF AND SMASHES YOUR BOSS![/B] [img]http://puu.sh/1E06f[/img] The door opens, and what appears to be a human is inside. He says, "YOU NEED TO COME WITH ME NOW." What do you do?

>COME WITH HIM NOW

go with him

step into his spaceship

Ask him why

You get in with the ship, and the door closes. Suddenly you see through the window that you're moving. [img]http://puu.sh/1E0IC[/img] You begin flying out of the office. [img]http://puu.sh/1E0Nc[/img] Then, randomly, the office explodes. [img]http://puu.sh/1E1eo[/img] The ship keeps flying towards the sky. [img]http://puu.sh/1E1nm[/img] What do you do inside the ship? [sp]I wish I had a tablet.[/sp]

Grab the guy by the neck, steering the ship out of control. And dont stop until he tells you why the fuck he's doing this.

Jump out.

Get crazy