• Student Loan Fraud
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Check. This. Out. I have no idea what I want to do career-wise, so I came up with this plan. Get a death certificate. Apply for dead's birth cert. Forge birth cert. for a later date if needed. Acquire Library Card Acquire Debit Card Acquire other I.D. (i.e. liscence, etc.) Take student loans (10 - 200 thousand dollars) Dissappear. All using this alternative identification. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Dumb" - SteveUK))[/highlight]
You're an idiot.
:bang:
I aint going to Uni so i won't be in debt
If you're in the US you're retarded. I don't know how it works in other countries, but I know this plan won't fly here.
Do it! I dare you! DOOOOOO EEEEETTTTT!
GREAT JOB ANNOUNCING YOUR PLANS THERE almost like waking up a homeowner to let them know you're about to rob them
[QUOTE=piranhamatt2;18227082]I aint going to Uni so i won't be in debt[/QUOTE] Wow, you're going to do well in life.
[QUOTE=Used Car Salesman;18227059]You're an idiot.[/QUOTE] Wha he said
This is Canada btw.
[quote]Get a death certificate. Apply for dead's birth cert. Forge birth cert. for a later date if needed.[/quote] Good luck with this part.
At first I was like :c00l: But then I was like :downs: Batman will get you! But seriously... Kind of a daft idea.
Someone told me they filled out an IRS form and they put down he was not being housed. The IRS or some program gave him $200 a month or something, thing is he was at the time living with his mom and he collected all the money after a few years and used it towards finishing up his degree.
Tell us how it works out.
Don't do it or Hasslehoff will get you! Why haven't I been hoff'd D:
that's stealing i hope your plan backfires
I'm looking at this and theoretically it's possible to pull off. Tricky, illegal as hell, but possible. Problem is it'll leave a paper trail a mile long; Not worth the effort and risk these days.
It's never going to work.
This is brilliant.
If your plan includes 'disappear', why go through all that trouble? Just do it all under your real name, then disappear.
Uh, you're first step is almost impossible to accomplish
the FBI will be like: I want that fraudster tracked down! You got that? Theres a problem sir... What is it? He's.....he's....dead sir. [img]http://ui16.gamespot.com/2607/capture2_2.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=:smug:;18227186]Wow, you're going to do well in life.[/QUOTE] Universities and colleges brainwashed people to think that going to one secures a good future. They teach you a bunch of shit you will never need if you even plan on getting at least a bachelor's degree. Waste of time; waste of money. You can still be successful if you haven't gone to college, you can still fuck up if you have.
[QUOTE=gamefreek76;18231221]Universities and colleges brainwashed people to think that going to one secures a good future. They teach you a bunch of shit you will never need if you even plan on getting at least a bachelor's degree. Waste of time; waste of money. You can still be successful if you haven't gone to college, you can still fuck up if you have.[/QUOTE] Sure you can be successful without going to college. Good luck practicing medicine on a high school education though.
[QUOTE=BnevolntElefant;18227016]Check. This. Out. I have no idea what I want to do career-wise, so I came up with this plan. Get a death certificate. Apply for dead's birth cert. Forge birth cert. for a later date if needed. Acquire Library Card Acquire Debit Card Acquire other I.D. (i.e. liscence, etc.) Take student loans (10 - 200 thousand dollars) Dissappear. All using this alternative identification.[/QUOTE] Can you post your full address so that myself and a few other concerned users can come pummel the shit out of you with lead pipes?
[QUOTE=:smug:;18227186]Wow, you're going to do well in life.[/QUOTE] Dad didn't do college Worked in a warehouse/train company for a bit Learned some highly-specialized COGNOS database stuff in the late 1990's in a course that took him about a month or two to complete. Now earns 75-80k a year with full benefits and everything working at an in-state university. Just saying if you ride on college like it's some magic ticket to being well off then you are fooling yourself.
[QUOTE=BnevolntElefant;18227016]Check. This. Out. I have no idea what I want to do career-wise, so I came up with this plan. Get a death certificate. Apply for dead's birth cert. Forge birth cert. for a later date if needed. Acquire Library Card Acquire Debit Card Acquire other I.D. (i.e. liscence, etc.) Take student loans (10 - 200 thousand dollars) Dissappear. All using this alternative identification.[/QUOTE] On behalf of facepunch. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1dDzTKFhN0[/media]
[QUOTE=Pigeon87;18231039]the FBI will be like: I want that fraudster tracked down! You got that? Theres a problem sir... What is it? He's.....he's....dead sir. [img]http://ui16.gamespot.com/2607/capture2_2.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] what the fuck is that
no i dont think that would work good luck tho XP
This actually works and is done often, but it only works until they eventually catch you and fine you a massive amount and send you to jail
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