• Today is Chuck Norris's birthday.
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[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9UxHwUfG2qQ/TGj7AW9KgGI/AAAAAAAAA98/rRIo3TZHaSg/s1600/chuck_norris.jpg[/img] Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris is a well-known American actor, martial artist and internet phenomenon. He was born on the 10th of March, 1940 making today his 71st birthday! He was awarded Veteran of the Year 2001, and was given the honorary title of Texas Ranger by Texas Govenor Rick Perry on Dec 2, 2010. After serving in the United States Air Force, he began his rise to fame as a martial artist and has since founded his own school, Chun Kuk Do. As a result of his "tough guy" image, an Internet phenomenon began in 2005 known as Chuck Norris facts, ascribing various implausible or even impossible feats to Norris. Norris appeared in a number of action films, such as Way of the Dragon in which he starred alongside Bruce Lee and was The Cannon Group's leading star in the 1980s. He next played the starring role in the television series Walker, Texas Ranger from 1993 to 2001. Norris is a devout Christian and politically conservative. He has written several books on Christianity and donated to a number of Republican candidates and causes. In 2007 and 2008, he campaigned for former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee, who was running for the Republican nomination for President in 2008. Norris also writes a column for the conservative website WorldNetDaily. Here's more images of Chuck, for your viewing pleasure. [img_thumb]http://www.topyaps.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/chuck_norris.jpg[/img_thumb][img_thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/93/ChuckNorris200611292256.jpg/480px-ChuckNorris200611292256.jpg[/img_thumb][img_thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/7f/Norrishuckabee.JPG/800px-Norrishuckabee.JPG[/img_thumb] Happy Birthday, Chuck!
Good for him
71, Wow i had no idea.
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Chuck is an old man now
[QUOTE=Osku1234;28528869]Chuck is an old man now[/QUOTE] :ssh:
[QUOTE=Osku1234;28528869]Chuck is an old man now[/QUOTE] Don't let him hear you say that.
He looks young for 71, shit son.
It's also Men's Day. At least here. Coincidence? I think not. Also, best wishes, Chuck.
Hoorah for Chuck Norris!
he's 71? at most i'd say 50 or something god damn
Wellp these pictures are from a few years ago. I'll try to find a more recent picture to add to the OP, if you wish.
hey its my birthday too but im only 19
Chuck Norris [B]did[/B] age. These pictures don't depict his age very well. [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/93/ChuckNorris200611292256.jpg[/img] This wikipedia picture of Chuck Norris easily does.
[QUOTE=mrkaki;28529084]Chuck Norris [B]did[/B] age. These pictures don't depict his age very well. [img_thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/93/ChuckNorris200611292256.jpg[/img_thumb] This wikipedia picture of Chuck Norris easily does.[/QUOTE] Added it to the OP along with another one from 2007. Thanks.
wow here i am caring!
Didn't know Chuck Norris was a devout Christian. That's kinda interesting... Are people still gonna be crazy about him after they find out he's a conservative?
[QUOTE=Joyful Mystery;28529180]Didn't know Chuck Norris was a devout Christian. That's kinda interesting... Are people still gonna be crazy about him after they find out he's a conservative?[/QUOTE] uh yes because most people aren't crazy fuckwits who base everyone off of their beliefs
[QUOTE=Sockpuppetss;28529170]wow here i am caring![/QUOTE] You didn't have to come in here then, did you?
[QUOTE=mrkaki;28529084]Chuck Norris [B]did[/B] age. These pictures don't depict his age very well. [img_thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/93/ChuckNorris200611292256.jpg[/img_thumb] This wikipedia picture of Chuck Norris easily does.[/QUOTE] Digital camouflage? :aaa:
[QUOTE=Dlaor-guy;28529295]Digital camouflage? :aaa:[/QUOTE] For the digital age, of course. A king among men must keep up with the times, after all.
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[QUOTE=Joyful Mystery;28529180]Didn't know Chuck Norris was a devout Christian. That's kinda interesting... Are people still gonna be crazy about him after they find out he's a conservative?[/QUOTE] His strong right-wing christian views are well known by anyone who doesn't still think Chuck Norris jokes are funny. You won't find many of those people here, though. Everyone so far has just been commenting on how he's managed to stay in such good shape, and Chuck Norris jokes have a habit of getting box forts.
Chuck is a right-winged nut and the jokes about him are no longer funny.
Cool, Happy Birthday Chuck Norris.
what a cool guy. keep on rockin chuck.
Since I started using the internet, I've always had a hate for Chuck Norris and jokes about him. If he's healthy and living well at that age, good for him I say.
Chuck doesn't believe in evolution. Chuck is stupid.
[QUOTE=mrkaki;28529084]Chuck Norris [B]did[/B] age. These pictures don't depict his age very well. [img_thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/93/ChuckNorris200611292256.jpg[/img_thumb] This wikipedia picture of Chuck Norris easily does.[/QUOTE] Thank fuck he doesn't have any grey hair yet.
I though he was dead :v: Seriously.
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