"I'm not at the beach, this is a bathtub."

[Netsui]

[video=youtube;NLYzj7fwS1E]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLYzj7fwS1E[/video]

:ok:

[TCB]

was this cut from porn or something

[editline]21st May 2016[/editline]

[quote]The best porn intro you will ever see.[/quote]
apparently

[Zadrave]

I didn't know Ratchet was in a porno

[Rocâ„¢]

I like how he's so level headed and so reasonable and realistic, up until she makes the offer.
All goes flying out the window then.

[l337k1ll4]

[QUOTE=Rocâ„¢;50361358]I like how he's so level headed and so reasonable and realistic, up until she makes the offer.
All goes flying out the window then.[/QUOTE]

It's the most thoroughly realistic porn intro ever then.

[ithon]

I had when this happens to me, so gullible.

[Dr. Fishtastic]

its like if joey from friends fell right into porno land

[Lord of Boxes]

-snip-

[megafat]

Porn acting is fantastic.

[zukriuchen]

[QUOTE=Lord of Boxes;50361952]Funnily enough, he actually has a porn blog [URL="https://sprinkledpeen.tumblr.com/tagged/Joey-Salads"]NSFW.[/URL][/QUOTE]

that's not joey from friends

[vamper]

[QUOTE=Lord of Boxes;50361952]Funnily enough, he actually has a porn blog [URL="https://sprinkledpeen.tumblr.com/tagged/Joey-Salads"]NSFW.[/URL][/QUOTE]

You were just looking for a opportunity to post this weren't you?

[Khutor]

[QUOTE=Lord of Boxes;50361952]Funnily enough, he actually has a porn blog [URL="https://sprinkledpeen.tumblr.com/tagged/Joey-Salads"]NSFW.[/URL][/QUOTE]

Is that JoeySalads

[editline]d[/editline]

oh shit it is

[Mr.Shpigun]

[quote] - I think I should stay and I think we should have sex.
- ....mmh.............okay.[/quote]

[ClauAmericano]

Someone's going to ask sooner or later.
Anyone know the source?

[Lord of Boxes]

-snip-

[maddogsamurai]

[QUOTE=Sam Za Nemesis;50365177][sp]http://xhamster.com/movies/3165304/boobwatch.html[/sp][/QUOTE]

"Boobwatch", so dumb. :v:

[haloguy234]

[video=youtube;xr2_gtHCGBM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr2_gtHCGBM[/video]

[C O Y O T E]

I swear, the male actor looks and sounds extremely familiar but I can't place it.

[Skerious]

[QUOTE=Coyoteze;50371816]I swear, the male actor looks and sounds extremely familiar but I can't place it.[/QUOTE]

He feels like a mix of young Mark Hamill, young Michael J. Fox, and some other theoretical dude that would vaguely make the actor seem neither like Hamill or Fox.

[Foogoowoman]

The mutual head wiggling at the end is great, A+ acting

[Spartan8907]

The best intro is still the lemon stealing whores one.

[Curls]

she's really trying to get his dick for no reason that's apparently

and for no reason he's resisting (to a point)