Artie Lange Hospitalized. No one knows for what though.

[Musicfreak59]

[quote]Howard Stern sidekick Artie Lange was admitted to a hospital Saturday night, and from the looks of things he won't be back in circulation anytime soon.

Lange's rep confirms that he was hospitalized in New Jersey, TMZ and others report, but offer no other details. "Artie has chosen to keep all information on this matter between him and his doctor," the statement reads. "There will be no further comment."

Lange, 42, was absent from Stern's Sirius radio show for much of December and canceled stand-up appearances in Atlantic City this weekend, as well as two future dates. He has a history of substance-abuse issues -- which is a frequent topic in his comedy and on Stern's show -- and did a stint in rehab in 2008.

He also pleaded guilty to DUI in October for a July incident in which he was driving after taking prescription meds.

Stern returns from his holiday break on Monday. We're going to go ahead and assume Lange's travails will be up for discussion.[/quote]

Source: [url]http://blog.zap2it.com/thedishrag/2010/01/artie-lange-hospitalized----for-what-we-dont-know.html[/url]

[J-2597]

That sucks, he was pretty funny. Wasn't he on MADtv for a while?

[Musicfreak59]

[QUOTE=J-2597;19409083]That sucks, he was pretty funny. Wasn't he on MADtv for a while?[/QUOTE]

Fer like.. 2 years I think.

[ketchup]

DON'T DO IT 2010.

You have a chance to start new on a clean slate, and not be like that faggot 2009.

[Anteep2]

dont know him but whatever

[smurfy]

At least kill off Rush Limbaugh first.

[Doug52392]

Aww fuck, I had my money on Oprah Winfrey for the fist celebrity death of 2010.

[HumanAbyss]

[QUOTE=Doug52392;19410328]Aww fuck, I had my money on Oprah Winfrey for the fist celebrity death of 2010.[/QUOTE]

Lofty dream. We might be free of a gross mob mentality if that happens.

[Col. Mandrake]

But, i love Artie :ohdear:

[TH89]

I bet it was for being fat

[Lavatory <33]

[QUOTE=ketchup;19409227]DON'T DO IT 2010.

You have a chance to start new on a clean slate, and not be like that faggot 2009.[/QUOTE]

Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Doesn't everyone have a chance to start new on a clean slate and not be like that faggot 2009.

I have a whole lot of original answers.

[The_Behemoth]

He might have some heart problems or something, he is quite fat.

[Lone_Star94]

[QUOTE=J-2597;19409083]That sucks, he was pretty funny. Wasn't he on MADtv for a while?[/QUOTE]

Dude, MADtv is where all the B-list comedians go to if they can't make to Saturday Night Live. No wonder he was with Stern.

[leet]

[QUOTE=Lone_Star94;19420117]Dude, MADtv is where all the B-list comedians go to if they can't make to Saturday Night Live. No wonder he was with Stern.[/QUOTE]

Both shows are funny, I don't see why you're complaining.

I mean, George Carlin is totally a B-comedian, right? :crossarms:

[hogstr]

Stern should fire him. He's always screwing up and not showing up for the show because he's been on a coke or heroin bender. Substance abuse sucks. Hope he's OK though.