• Facepunch Fanfiction
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So a group of FP'ers and I decided to write some Facepunch fanfic on Google Docs. Thread here: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=923209[/url] NIGGERS are Nazi Jews (lol) HOLOCAUST HAPPENED LOL “Oh, yes, daddy would like to shove his black cock up his sons white ass. I'll whimper and moan like a little girl for you oh fuck yeah, you filthy slut, take my entire fucking dick Hahaerwgflerjgojerwgvpjerwgv your ass Oh please Master, fuck me, fuck me hard. Treat me like your little slut, ram it deep into me. Mmmm…sweaty ass and balls of a twink…one of my kinky fetishes!” I love sucking huge cocks then having them inserted into my asshole spreading it wider than a basketball after that... I call in a elephant to anally penetrate me all day long then I bounce up and down on a fire hydrant... Hmm, once I was fucking myself with a dildo when I noticed a smell it was quite odd not knowing what this smell was what do you think it was anonymous user 1? -It is my,TH89’s, buttstink: Ah my friend but have you seen how wide you can stretch it with his furry friends?my goodness i have. it was...amazing Yes I do know how amazing it is, once we had 3 elephants penetrating him at once then.... A T-REX CAME Oh my lord the jizz was enough to cover a minivan. this font is awfully large like my cock it’ll increase this masterpiece to many pages. One day I stumbled upon Hezzy and Dragon fucking like mad dogs with huge strapons the size of the world trade centre penetrating them so deep you could see it exploding from their mouth’s It was quite frightening, aswell they also shit on each others chest while jacking off with their real, tiny organs.As the face that terrorists kept flying 747s into their anus’s in attempt to destroy the world trade center dildos.And then GLORIOUS POOP OH MY THE POOP IS SPARY who Went FORTH, Absconding from their assholes with speeds outmatching the great slender-man its splattered with enough force to break apart multiple walls knocking Garry off his office chair! Garry didn't want to stay out of the fun. The smell of this ripe shit gave him an epic boner so great it broke the roof spearing Benji right in the asshole, rushing forth unto Hezzy and Dragon he was sprang from behind by TH89 wielding his duel jackhammer dildos which pounded fiercely into his loose asshole. Turning around garry started sucking TH89’s microscopic cock with much fierocity quickly creating a massive orgasm which sprang forth soaking the whole room in a thick layer of jizz. what the fuck am I writing. A Masterpiece of Shakespearean proportions. ok I’ll continue. I love you. Upon seeing this great room full of Jizz multiple mods immidiately flew into this jizz pool swimming freely through it gulping down massive quanities into their throats, subsequently vomiting it out, and drinking it up again while also fucking each other with a lust matching that of mutant bunnies on viagra... but then out of the corner it lurked.. The great Uberslug wielding his dick so strong and long he flew into the fray spearing 10 mods at once upon his dick! all jizzing at once they spew forth enough jizz to propel them out of the room into the sky while all fucking upon seeing this predicament Garry spread his asshole wide landing them..ontop of the dubai dildo towers! not even those towers were high enough from the jizz rocket being farted out of the mods assholeslol and so dubai was wrecked by the mammoth wave of jizz spewing forth from the mods cocks. over the hill Kim Jong II could see this massive orgy so he sprang forth grabbing Hezzy’s asshole spreading it wide and far and stuck his head up the great abyss drinking all the cum and shit he possible could and so the great Facepunchian orgy was finalized. “YES, I love it, humiliate me more you fat, slimey bastard” squealed TH89 Upon this great orgy being finished, the mods returned to their lairs to finish the great sexual deeds themselves hosting multiple fists upon a wall. They penetrated fiercely in unison, but unbeknowst their great sexual pounding was rocking the earth back a nd forth waking the great Cthulu and I ran to this wails of souls and stopped at a forlone beach only to see the waters recede giving rise to a horrifying figure out of my eye I saw a great phallic tentacle shoot out attempting to grab me, but a valiant mod by the name of Greeman(?) jumped out to take this blow having his anus penetrated so greatly he gasped for air as the tentacles of the great Cthulu shot from his mouth releasing their great load spewing much jizz across the land waking many and many deviants only to find themselves incapable of facing this great tentacle wishing to rape them senseless while taking huge fucking shits while drinking cum. And then Gary died of AIDS. THE END Story by : Facepunch® Published by EA Games. And Activision. ( They ran out of money lulz. ) It's true, Gary is dead. Condolences to his family. WIll are going to have a mourning shitting and pissing/jizzing session on them following the funeral. Open invitations for everyone. Come covered in elephant shit and cum, it's the standard. Thank you. [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("gimmick" - SteveUK))[/highlight]
what.................
It's funny how all of these alts about TH89 started popping up after Lankists permaban.
I'm gonna guess this is the lankist fight spilling over into GD. Thought Greeman would resort to stupid OIFY shit like this.
[QUOTE=1nfiniteseed;21337209]I'm gonna guess this is the lankist fight spilling over into GD. Thought Greeman would resort to stupid OIFY shit like this.[/QUOTE] Uhm, what the hell? Just because Lankist was banned doesn't mean I can't have an orgy fanfic/real life tale. Asshate. I ought to ban your stupid shit.
aww the OIFY writes fanfiction
Fuckin saved Can't wait for next English Class
Man, i wish I could suck garry's dick right now.
Although he died, did he actually survive from AIDS? Do YOU survive from AIDS? Do they end up with a fetish for Renamon? Find out more on the release of Half-Life 2 : Episode 3! What the hell is Renamon? OH DEAR GOD - THE END OR IS IT!? Story by : Facepunch® Published by EA Games (North-America ) , Activision ( Europe ) , Disney ( Australia’s censored version ), 1nfiniteseed’s mom ( Gay-Land ) and TH89’s bum-bandits ( Facepunch Studios ) . ( They ran out of money while publishing this awesome story. Lulz. ) Special thanks to, ‘We love Lankist’ organisation. And fuck TH89. Link to the story: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=21337329#post21337329[/url]
I don't know who you are but I'm damn sure you aren't TH89
op is dr. fishtastic.
[QUOTE=elitehakor;21337895]I don't know who you are but I'm damn sure you aren't TH89[/QUOTE] ???, anyways but i think he asked to post the credits or I dunno i just posted the credits. PS: whats the deal with TH89?
I know who wrote the large part of the story :) (Me)
[QUOTE=Perfumly;21337995]op is dr. fishtastic.[/QUOTE] who the fuck is that
[QUOTE=Penguiin;21338130]who the fuck is that[/QUOTE] idk I just ip checked. [editline]01:44AM[/editline] He only has like 162 posts or something
Would have made sense to use a proxy.
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