Silivio Berlusconi was 'director' of massive orgasmic sex parties - Polidicks

[url]http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/11/22/21572317-italy-ex-pm-silivio-berlusconi-was-director-of-sex-parties-court-document-says?lite[/url] [QUOTE]MILAN, Italy -- Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi was the ringmaster of "bunga bunga" sex parties at his luxurious villa, giving the go-ahead for young women to perform pole dances and stripteases, according to a court document. Berlusconi, who faces potential expulsion from his Senate seat next week after receiving a final conviction for tax fraud in a separate case, was handed a seven-year jail sentence in June for abuse of office and paying for sex with a minor during the parties. In a document released on Thursday explaining the reasons behind the conviction, the court said there was sufficient proof that the 77-year-old had sexual relations with former nightclub dancer Karima El Mahroug, who was 17 at the time, in exchange for money and jewelry. It said Berlusconi directed women to perform and dance erotically during the parties. "It is proven that the director of the young women's sexual performances was Berlusconi himself," the court said. ...The court said it was Berlusconi who decided when to begin "the so-called 'bunga bunga' in which female guests worked to satisfy the desires of the defendant, that is to 'make him feel bodily pleasures'... performing pole dances, striptease, dressing in disguises and fondling each other." [/QUOTE] Well this is hardly news to anybody.

'Orgasmic' sex parties?! I like my sex parties to be without any satisfaction, [I]thank you very much![/I]

[QUOTE=Riller;42950971]'Orgasmic' sex parties?! I like my sex parties to be without any satisfaction, [I]thank you very much![/I][/QUOTE] I shudder to think that people can have enjoyment from sex.

[QUOTE=Novangel;42950992]I shudder to think that people can have enjoyment from sex.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-barf.gif[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Novangel;42950992]I shudder to think that people can have enjoyment from sex.[/QUOTE] Legend has is that there are some freaks who have it in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation, can you imagine such vileness?

Probably meant orgiastic. And no, not surprising in the least.

[QUOTE=catbarf;42951153]Probably meant orgiastic. And no, not surprising in the least.[/QUOTE] Orgasmic is a word.

bunga bunga time

[QUOTE=Rangergxi;42951347]Orgasmic is a word.[/QUOTE] We know that, but orgiastic makes more sense in that context.

Ew, orgasms are gay

When in Rome.

Hey, babe, you got some Italian in you.

Can they put him in jail yet?

[QUOTE=Eudoxia;42951636]orgiastics[/QUOTE] is this like a gym class I can sign up for

Another round on Germany please!

[QUOTE=dai;42951868]is this like a gym class I can sign up for[/QUOTE] orgymnastics?

And?

Proud roman tradition

No shit. did you make a typo in the title

Orgasm Olympics

On one hand, Silvio is a steaming pile of shit human that royally fucked over Italy, but on the other hand it's kind of hilarious as to what lengths he would go to enjoy himself.

[QUOTE=NO ONE;42956939]On one hand, Silvio is a steaming pile of shit human that royally fucked over Italy, but on the other hand it's kind of hilarious as to what lengths he would go to enjoy himself.[/QUOTE] I've been told he was the least shitty of all the politicians and prime ministers in Italy who currently fuck over Italy even more and driving up taxes like crazy.

[QUOTE=catbarf;42951153]Probably meant orgiastic. And no, not surprising in the least.[/QUOTE] Maybe they mean organic.

[QUOTE=Ellistron;42951527]bunga bunga time[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://puu.sh/5qWub.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=davethestoner;42951150]Legend has is that there are some freaks who have it in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation, can you imagine such vileness?[/QUOTE] You can procreate in any position.

[QUOTE=Siduron;42957462]I've been told he was the least shitty of all the politicians and prime ministers in Italy who currently fuck over Italy even more and driving up taxes like crazy.[/QUOTE] By one of his supporters, probably. The PMs that came before and after him were two world-famous economists, and they still couldn't fix the mess he had caused to the country.

[QUOTE=InvaderNouga;42957652]You can procreate in any position.[/QUOTE] not if the girl is on top. maybe you should learn some gravity

Italy doesn't disappoint in holding up to its reputation I guess.

Only 26 more layers of appeal to go!

[QUOTE=yawmwen;42961638]not if the girl is on top. maybe you should learn some gravity[/QUOTE] new birth control method found [editline]24th November 2013[/editline] only in facepunch forums