• How to become a good snitch
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In my school, there's this system that everytime you snitch on people about any illegal activities or events that will happen, you get rewarded with money or some shit. Last year, the school was offering about 200 USD to any student who would help them find who the person writing on the bathroom walls was. One of the school staff came into the classroom today and talked about snitching, and how much of a good thing it is. This gave me an idea to become a snitcher and snitch on people to get some extra money. Anyone have any thoughts on this, how I can snitch without looking like a snitch, or how to determine if any illegal activities are going on?
That's funny because today my video game development teacher told me bribery was a good way to get ahead in life
Douche thing to do, but still a fun thing to do.
Snitches get stiches
yes this is called "crimestoppers" and every high school has it
the snitch always dies in prison movies
If you're getting payed for it that's pretty sweet. It's like being a bounty hunter.
put cameras in the bathroom
Don't tell anyone else that you know anything. Only inform the person with the cash.
[QUOTE=teh pirate;24300133]That's funny because today my video game development teacher told me bribery was a good way to get ahead in life[/QUOTE] your teacher is a smart man
[QUOTE=mookman22;24300197]If you're getting payed for it that's pretty sweet. It's like being a bounty hunter.[/QUOTE] Hmm. It's not quite like Dog the bounty hunter though. OP needs to be more badass. Wear leather to school, grow a goatee, and carry a knife at all times. You won't be mistaken for a snitch. Maybe a murderer, but that's a different boat.
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;24300222]Don't tell anyone else that you know anything. Only inform the person with the cash.[/QUOTE] This. You don't want everyone to find out... believe me, you don't.
[QUOTE=badMedia;24300225]your teacher is a smart man[/QUOTE] woman actually, she has a master's degree in computer science and she's jamaican, so we walked into class for the first time to bob marley.
[QUOTE=teh pirate;24300133]That's funny because today my video game development teacher told me bribery was a good way to get ahead in life[/QUOTE] Your teacher is obviously suggesting that the only way you're going to get good marks is if you grease his hand.
Snitches are bitches that get raped and thrown in ditches.
Goddamn, I hate your school :saddowns:.
[QUOTE=RacistRace;24300307]Snitches are bitches that get raped and thrown in ditches.[/QUOTE] Heh, Rhymers... :U
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;24300169]the snitch always dies in prison movies[/QUOTE] after getting raped! :eng101:
Find some kids that look up to you, support them to do illegal things. Report them, get rich smoke weed fuck bitches.
Snitching is a terrible thing and you do not deseve any friends not that you have them
also, my school has a program called CrimeStoppers that gives $150 rewards for reporting drug use and shit a good number of my friends smoke, so i make nice with all the snitches and ask them not to snitch on my friends
[QUOTE=teh pirate;24300507]also, my school has a program called CrimeStoppers that gives $150 rewards for reporting drug use and shit a good number of my friends smoke, so i make nice with all the snitches and ask them not to snitch on my friends[/QUOTE] To keep it for yourself, right?
What if I snitch on myself?
[QUOTE=Ehmmett;24300314]Perhaps just blame a random person? It [B][I]might[/I][/B] just work.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure you need evidence :v:
[QUOTE=BrQ;24300419]Snitching is a terrible thing and you do not deseve any friends not that you have them[/QUOTE] Friends are lyabilities when it comes to snitching. :smug: [editline]9:23[/editline] I was going to snitch on my friends friend since he told me he was the guy that sprayed shit on the bathroom walls, but I forgot his tag name so I didn't bother.
Crap. What have the Poe Poe been thinking. Let kids grow up thinking snitching will help. That'll make it all better. Not.
[img]http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n158/smokingsection/RandallCWeems560x414.jpg[/img] this is you
Just be :ninja: about it. Ask the principle/whoever is running it for the money and discretion. They can't say who told them if the request it, and you get off with extra money without losing your reputation :v:
Snitching is not a black and white topic. It is not either wrong or right. It is totally subjective to what the situation actually is. Especially in the real life, the act of "snitching" can mean the difference between life and death. Snitching on a person writing on walls? Stupid, it's their personal decision to come forward or not; you should not step into such business.
snitches get stitches
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