• Man accused of flinging jellyfish on beachgoers
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[quote=MSNBC] MADEIRA BEACH, Fla. - A 41-year-old man faces charges after witness said he pretended to drown and then allegedly began to throw jellyfish at beachgoers. According to a sheriff's office report, Keith Edward Marriott caused "concern for his safety" when he repeatedly submerged himself and floated back to the top of the water and he was also "loud and disruptive." He then started throwing the sea creatures. Marriott was arrested Monday and charged with disorderly intoxication and carrying a concealed weapon. According to the St. Petersburg Times, Marriott was carrying a pocketknife in his shorts. Jail records indicate that Marriott was being held on $250 bond. A message left after-hours at the public defender's office was not immediately returned late Tuesday night.[/quote] [url=http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32762636/ns/us_news-weird_news/]Link[/url] to article. Here is a picture of the culprit: [IMG]http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b196/Starmenclock/theguy.jpg[/IMG] Who the hell throws Jellyfish at people? I bet more than alcohol is involved.
Fuck you I'll throw a jellyfish at you. And so he did.
I bet he did it so he has permission piss on them. I would do the same thing if I had a jellyfish.
I would enjoy a jellyfish cannon
That's illegal now?
HELP IM DROWNING just kidding, CATCH!
What a [i]shocking[/i] story. Can't believe i got the first pun!
He probably was drowning and proceeded to get the jellyfish as far away from him as possible.
[QUOTE=Sottalytober;17454796]What a [i]shocking[/i] story. Can't believe i got the first pun![/QUOTE] Jellyfish don't electrocute you though.
[QUOTE=Carnotite;17454839]Jellyfish don't electrocute you though.[/QUOTE] Shhhhh. :ssh:
This is such a [i]trifling[/i] matter.
Funfact. Some jellyfish have the most poisonous venom in the world. An example would be the Portuguese man-o-war. It can kill you in two minutes and has no anti-venom.
inb4boxjellyfish But really those things can fuck you up.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;17454905]Funfact. Some jellyfish have the most poisonous venom in the world. An example would be the Portuguese man-o-war. It can kill you in two minutes and has no anti-venom.[/QUOTE] Or the Irachanji... it's about an inch in size, can swim through nets, and will kill you if you don't get immediate treatment.
[QUOTE=Sottalytober;17454796]What a [i]shocking[/i] story.[/QUOTE] Wow, that guy just [i]stuns[/i] me.
Who does this guy think he is? Spongebob? [img]http://qnck.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p4924133reg.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=NO ONE;17455126]Who does this guy think he is? Spongebob? [img]http://qnck.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p4924133reg.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [img]http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kosqta67O11qzza5fo1_500.jpg[/img] [b]No, this is Patrick.[/b]
[QUOTE=Vasili;17454711]Fuck you I'll throw a jellyfish at you. And so he did.[/QUOTE] [I]It shocks me[/I] that you would say something like that to poor little me.
[QUOTE=The Inzuki;17455165][img]http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kosqta67O11qzza5fo1_500.jpg[/img] [b]No, this is Patrick.[/b][/QUOTE] "Is this the Krusty Krab?"
NO! THIS IS PATRICK! humpf! I'm not a krusty krab!
[QUOTE=BlueSaint;17455393]NO! THIS IS PATRICK! humpf! I'm not a krusty krab![/QUOTE] [img]http://misc.levels4you.com/l4y/tf2_pyro.jpg[/img] Hrro? Iv ths th krsteh krb?
Probably just trying to avoid the [i]Sting[/i]rays. Am I doing it right?
[QUOTE={FP}ST;17455452][img]http://misc.levels4you.com/l4y/tf2_pyro.jpg[/img] Hrro? Iv ths th krsteh krb?[/QUOTE] No, this is Sniper.
[QUOTE=Fangz;17454695] Who the hell throws Jellyfish at people?[/QUOTE] It's Australia's favorite pastime.
[QUOTE=CanibalMonke;17455513]No, this is Sniper.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.videogamenews.com/Portals/0/Nutman/spy_update.jpg[/img] *STAB* Just as I had hoped, you repulsive bushman.
[QUOTE=Billiam;17455517]It's Australia's favorite pastime.[/QUOTE] I thought that was banning and censoring.
[QUOTE={FP}ST;17455533][img]http://www.videogamenews.com/Portals/0/Nutman/spy_update.jpg[/img] *STAB* Just as I had hoped, you repulsive bushman.[/QUOTE] [img]http://misc.levels4you.com/l4y/tf2_pyro.jpg[/img] Surprise!
[QUOTE=Super_Toast;17455539]I thought that was banning and censoring.[/QUOTE] No that's germany's
[QUOTE=CanibalMonke;17455557][img]http://misc.levels4you.com/l4y/tf2_pyro.jpg[/img] Surprise![/QUOTE] [img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2212/2251858499_0dc8f6305d.jpg[/img] FFFFFFFFFFFF-
[QUOTE={FP}ST;17455590][img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2212/2251858499_0dc8f6305d.jpg[/img] FFFFFFFFFFFF-[/QUOTE] Heh, Pedro_pickles.
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