I need some help guys! Heres the story. I was home alone and my step dad had just gone out to do an odd job. My mum was at work and my brother and sister were at a friends house.
I was fapping to some good pornhub shit on my iPhone. Very very good shit. was yet to ejaculate. I was doin the old sock on cock style. I had at least half an hour to my self.I was nearly there.
But just then I heard the door open. Stupidly I ran outside with just the sock on my cock and my mum was home early from work with my step dad and in the back seat was my sister and her hot friend. By the way my sister is 12. At the sight of her hot friend I felt the tingling sensation inside my sock as I ejaculaeted.
In my own embarrassment I ran down the street as my parents called my name. I was ashamed of myself. I was too scared to go back home and face my parents. Luckily I had brought my iPhone with me.
Im now outside in the park with the only item of clothing on is a sock. I dont know what to do and I knew the only place with people who could understand the situation like mine is Facepunch. So guys. Please help me, I dont know what to do. I'll post anything that happens while im out here waiting for my salvation.
[b]Edit 1[/b]
My step dad has just gone out looking for me. I've heard him going around the neighbour hood saying "KANE! COME HERE! YOUR MOTHER HAS JUST CALLED YOUR FATHER AND WHEN I FIND YOU, YOU WILL BE IN FOR IT" I havnt revealed my locations yet but i know the longer I wait the deeper the shit i am going to get in.
[b]Edit 2[/b]
Step Dad has given up for now. The last thing i heard was that he was going to call the fuzz. Knowing him,he really would do that.
[b]Edit 3[/b]
Im back home now. The cops found me and now im in deep shit. My mum is thinking of a punishment as i type this. Im in for a world of trouble. Probably won't be able to go on he internet for a LONG time
Hahahaha I hope this is real.
socks to be you.
Sneak into your house at night.
at least you dont have a dickrash like me
Please don't be DaAngryWeasel, Please don't be DaAngryWeasel... DaAngryWeasel?
i dont beleive you
Im sorry, but that story is a bit too ludicrous, Im calling bullshit.
[QUOTE=reecematee;22119179]Im sorry, but that story is a bit too ludicrous, Im calling bullshit.[/QUOTE]
I have just the picture for this, I even made it myself with a motivator maker, and yes that IS my deviantart.
[IMG]http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/138/7/4/I_call_bullshit_by_TheDudeWithTude.jpg[/IMG]
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i call shenanigans
Why would you masturbate outside and naked :raise:
I wasnt fapping outside. I went outside to see who was at my house. And I like to wank naked. Its a habit :)
What a sticky situation
[QUOTE=TheCoolDudeOf87;22119199]I have just the picture for this, I even made it myself with a motivator maker, and yes that IS my deviantart.
[IMG]http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/138/7/4/I_call_bullshit_by_TheDudeWithTude.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Made me LOL!
[QUOTE=Bobs Your Uncle;22119241]I wasnt fapping outside. I went outside to see who was at my house. And I like to wank naked. Its a habit :)[/QUOTE]
So you didn't bother to put on clothes before going out then..?
Socks to be you
I hope it's real, I fucking hope it's real.
[QUOTE=wingless;22119258]I hope it's real, I fucking hope it's real.[/QUOTE]
I do too.
Guys I need help despretly. I dont want to get in big trouble. Please guys. Post some advice.
i bet the OP is trolling
Go fuck your sister, then her friend. Then your mom.
Kill yourself
Well at least ive had SOME advice...
Take off the sock and run as fast as you can in a random direction. Cover as much ground as possible before being arrested.
[QUOTE=Fault;22119133]Hahahaha I hope this is real.[/QUOTE]
It's not.
[img]http://i578.photobucket.com/albums/ss225/OdinBorson/TrollFace.png[/img]
Also pics or it didn't happen.
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Call 10 taxis, I say 10 because most will probably not want to stop.
Taunt your step dad. Scream out the lyrics to Rhiannas rude boy as he searches for you.
Cool story bro.
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Take off the sock, roll in a patch of gravel and cut yourself with a piece of broken glass, nice and deep. If possible, give yourself ropeburn around hands and ankles, lay in the middle of whereever you are unconcious, and when your stepdad finds you, tell him you were raped and dumped there.
Make sure you ditch the sock somewhere he won't find it, such as a sewer or manhole.
That is, assuming you aren't trolling.
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