Pope is a drug addict - Germans sieze cocaine desitned for the Vatican. - Polidicks

[url]http://www.foxnews.com/world/2014/03/23/germans-reportedly-seize-cocaine-addressed-to-vatican/[/url] [quote]Officers at Leipzig airport found 12 ounces of the drug packed into 14 condoms inside a shipment of cushions coming from South America, the paper, reported citing a German customs report. It said the package was simply addressed to the Vatican postal office, meaning any of the Catholic mini-state's 800 residents could have picked it up.[/quote] sorry for the Fox Source, saw it trending on Facebook and it was the top source listed.

the pope smokes dope

the dope is a pope addict

God bless

Wait what? Who packs drugs in fucking condoms?

Snip. Dumb. Has this not happened before? I'm pretty sure this isn't the first time a story like this is in the news.

[QUOTE=Darth Ninja;44332993]Wait what? Who packs drugs in fucking condoms?[/QUOTE] Condoms are probably hard to get in Vatican so you get drugs AND condoms! It's some smuggling efficiency.

Well that explains the white smoke from the Vatican.

[QUOTE=Darth Ninja;44332993]Wait what? Who packs drugs in fucking condoms?[/QUOTE] I dunno, you see it parodied on tv shows n stuff like that.

It's the only thing keeping him off the kids.

[QUOTE=Darth Ninja;44332993]Wait what? Who packs drugs in fucking condoms?[/QUOTE] kill 2 birds with 1 stone

So if the most liked pope since forever is a drug addict and it turns out his virtuousness is partly due to that... Does that mean drugs are good? Or does kindness become evil? I'm so confused! Quickly, ban something! Anything!

[QUOTE=Vlevs;44333036]So if the most liked pope since forever is a drug addict and it turns out his virtuousness is partly due to that... Does that mean drugs are good? Or does kindness become evil? I'm so confused! Quickly, ban something! Anything![/QUOTE] I guess it would mean imperfection is part of the human condition, and that even God's Steward isn't immune to sin.

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;44333180]I guess it would mean imperfection is part of the human condition, and that even God's Steward isn't immune to sin.[/QUOTE] Or that the Pope is really into partying and God is totally into the Frat Bro scene.

[QUOTE=TehMentos;44333004]Well he is from South America after all.[/QUOTE] We are not the ones who consume cocaine and related products on a larger scale :)

[QUOTE=Cutthecrap;44333190]We are not the ones who consume cocaine and related products on a larger scale :)[/QUOTE] My apologies. It wasn't meant to sound the way it did. Snipping it now.

I knew there was another reason other than diddling kids to become a priest

Couldn't he just ask god for a few lines?

I bet that Benedict smoked meth

[video=youtube;aEdPOn0HmdQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEdPOn0HmdQ&feature=kp[/video]

No more coke for the dope pope

That's like 10 grand worth of coke. Christ.

All pope jokes aside, do they know exactly who bought it yet?

[QUOTE=Two Bears;44333727]All pope jokes aside, do they know exactly who bought it yet?[/QUOTE] Nope, no one has admitted to it. Probably since it was publicly announced that it was captured and where it was headed.

I hope the pope can cope without his dope.

what if they were actually smuggling in condoms disguised as drug shipments?????????

It could've also been one of the about fifty lay people with Vatican citizenship.

Well, if wine is Jesus' blood and bread his body, it's only logical that cocaine is his bones grinded to dust.

Cocaine is the secret ingredient for holy water.

this is probably just one of those mail schemes where they package it and a guy in the post office take the packages and say they delivered it. [I] but then again... the vatican's finances are more mysterious than the inner workings of a swiss bank[/I]