• 30 Pounds of pot found behind pictures of jesus
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[url]http://edition.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/02/10/texas.marijuana.jesus/index.html?hpt=T2[/url] [IMG]http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2010/CRIME/02/10/texas.marijuana.jesus/t1larg.jpg[/IMG] [QUOTE](CNN0 -- A marijuana bust along the U.S.-Mexico border revealed 30 pounds of the drug stuffed into framed pictures of Jesus Christ, the U.S. Customs and Border Protection agency said Wednesday. "This is not the first time we have seen smugglers attempt to use religious figures and articles of faith to further their criminal enterprise," said William Molaski, port director of the agency's office in El Paso, Texas, in a statement. "What some might find offensive or sacrilegious has unfortunately become a standard operating procedure for drug smugglers. This would include using religious symbols, children and senior citizens in their attempts to defeat the CBP inspection process." Authorities said a 22-year-old woman in a Jeep from Juarez, Mexico, told federal border patrol officers that she had nothing to declare besides the framed art. The officers checked out the vehicle with Cesar, a federal drug-sniffing dog, who alerted them to three framed pictures of Jesus in the vehicle. The officers pulled the backing of the pictures and found numerous bundles, authorities said. The woman was arrested. The bust was one of three marijuana seizures made Tuesday at the El Paso point of entry. Officers said they seized 214 pounds of marijuana in the two other busts.[/QUOTE] Jesus saves (our weed)
Anyone notice that Jesus is drooling?
I always thought Jesus looked like a stoner.
Jesus was pretty [i]high[/i] up there in Heaven.
Jesus was [I]framed[/I]
So that's where clouds come from
Pot is marijuana
[QUOTE=Informative Man;20157965]Pot is marijuana[/QUOTE] You are informative.
[QUOTE=Overpowered;20158014]You are informative.[/QUOTE] You are informative cause you told that he is informative.
Yes, this would explain why he was crucified.
:wtc:
[QUOTE=The mouse;20157719]Jesus was [I]framed[/I][/QUOTE] This is my favorite pun thus far in this thread.
[QUOTE=Overpowered;20158014]You are informative.[/QUOTE] It's Informative Man. He is very informative.
[QUOTE=The mouse;20157719]Jesus was [I]framed[/I][/QUOTE] Very clever, sir.:golfclap: THIS JUST IN: A new Jesus frame found! [img]http://amigosdemaria.com/version2//images/stories/humor/JESUS.JPG[/img]
[Quote]The Greek title "Christ" is the translation of the Hebrew word Messiah, which in English becomes "The Anointed". The Messiah was recognized as such by his being anointed with the holy anointing oil, the use of which was restricted to the instillation of Hebrew priests and kings. If Jesus was not initiated in this fashion then he was not the Christ, and had no official claim to the title. The ancient recipe for this anointing oil, recorded in the Old Testament book of Exodus (30: 22-23) included over nine pounds of flowering cannabis tops, Hebrew "kaneh-bosm" B, extracted into a hind (about 6.5 litres) of olive oil, along with a variety of other herbs and spices. The ancient chosen ones were literally drenched in this potent cannabis holy oil.[/Quote]
[QUOTE=Metanoia;20158509]Interesting read.[/QUOTE] I was hoping someone would post stuff about that. It's good stuff. The sad fact is the women was probably forced into moving the weed across the boarder by Mexican Cartels. Arresting her wont solve anything, whether you're for or against cannabis. I wonder, would this be more or less famous in the news if it was hidden behind a picture of Hitler? Or Cheech and Chong? Or a Anti-drug poster?
lol, Anti drug poster would have been funny
Isn't this standard by now?
Now this is art I can really get behind.
[QUOTE=radioactive;20158208]It's Informative Man. He is very informative.[/QUOTE] Hes also awesome without trying.
It's what he would have wanted.
What would Jesus do?
And the Lord said: Let's get high!
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;20158250]Very clever, sir.:golfclap: THIS JUST IN: A new Jesus frame found! [img]http://amigosdemaria.com/version2//images/stories/humor/JESUS.JPG[/img][/QUOTE] That is a drawing. Not a frame. [img]http://www.pointabout.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/leather-photo-frame.jpg[/img] This is a frame.
I was hoping this thread was about pot being stashed by priests or something. Very disappointed here.
Mexican dirt weed. Fucking sucks.
JESUS CHRIST! caps
awesome
Quite a clever way to smuggle weed.
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