So I'm going to make an interactive thread. I will post between 3:20 and 5 GMT -6 (US Central time) five days a week. I will do this for four weeks. If you guys want more, i will make more, just not follow my guidelines. If you don't post it the time in between posts, I will wait until i get a single post (if i have time).
I will try to incorporate as much of what everyone says as I can.
[i]A man woke to find he is stripped of clothes, except for a pair of boxers and a medical bracelet. The bright light coming from the small window- so small, a hand would barely fit- prevents the man from adjusting his eyes to the dark of the room. However, he feels his way along one wall and finds a table with a plate on it. Contained on the plate is a stale loaf of bread and a cup with water in it.[/i]
[img]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/153400intro.png[/img]
Put the bracelet next to the light and see what it says
Eat your boxers for +1 STR.
Eat the bread for 1+ fortitude.
Don't use / in the first tag.
heh, joonazl, i dint even realize i did that
i'll fix
just got home after getting stuck in the snow twice, i'll work on the images now.
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[i]The man looks at his bracelet, using the light to see it. He can barely get his arm up, but it lights, and the word [/i] Penicillin [i] appears.
[img]http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/968/examinebracelet.png[/img]
He also takes off his boxers to eat them to gain bonus stat points, but then realizes this isn't an RPG and that his boxers, however tasty they may seem, will not benefit him after all. [/i]
Curses...
Anything next? I don't have school today.
Kick the wall until it falls down.
[img]http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/2646/brokenfootloosebrick.png[/img]
[i] The man attempts to kick the wall down. After doing this so many times he lost count, his foot is so broken and pained that his mind will not let him continue. He did, however manage to loosen a brick.[/i]
Now what?
lick where the brick loosened
[img]http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/1382/bricklick.png[/img]
[i]The man licks the brick. It reminds him that he hasn't eaten in a while, and his stomache rumbles.[/i]
At first I thought the loaf of bread was a cowboy hat. Anyway, make a hole in the bread and have sex with it. Afterwards once there is bukkake spread eat the sandwich.
how can there be bukkake spread with only one man?
[QUOTE=WastedJamacan;19515763]how can there be bukkake spread with only one man?[/QUOTE]
where there's a will, there's a way
Masturbate into the cup of water, and then drink the water from your newly crafted fortification potion, and receive +5 stamina. Proceed to smash the wall down, find the boss of the entire corporation, and then suffocate him using that loaf of bread I mentioned earlier. Jump off of the skyscraper. Almost immediately after you begin freefalling, tap the receiver button on your bracelet to access the bracelet's parachute function. Land safely, in your boxers, and find the nearest sewer hole. Crawl down inside, chill out on the Ninja Turtle's couch, eat some pizza, and sleep.
if anyone was wondering, i haven't posted because my laptop has been taken away. I'm on my desktop but only for about 2 minutes. I can try to post, but it will be difficult.
[QUOTE=WastedJamacan;19638577]if anyone was wondering, i haven't posted because my laptop has been taken away. I'm on my desktop but only for about 2 minutes. I can try to post, but it will be difficult.[/QUOTE]
Your laptop, was [I]taken?[/I] :psyboom:
Yes. My parents took my laptop from my room and hid it somewhere. I've been looking for it.
[QUOTE=WastedJamacan;19671648]Yes. My parents took my laptop from my room and hid it somewhere. I've been looking for it.[/QUOTE]
Either your parents are 12 year old or you are. :raise:
I'm 16, so...
That would explain a lot.
[QUOTE=WastedJamacan;19693273]I'm 16, so...
That would explain a lot.[/QUOTE]
I'm 14... :3:
(My parents don't hide my laptop.)
Does anyone want me to continue this?
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