The Vegan Comedian - General

Holy shit, this is bad. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_3jOnxGxKA[/media]

Well I didn't laugh.. that was kind of depressing but hey, Vegan humor for a Vegan audience.

I can't even imagine how this would be so funny to the audience...

Can't be THAT big on cooking if he's a vegan.

is this a laugh track? [editline]19th March 2013[/editline] this has to be a laugh track

What the hell, did you guys not here it at 20 seconds in? The "laugh track" get's cut off short.

I got to 0:52.

It would be funny if his delivery wasn't absolutely atrocious. I could see Jerry Seinfeld making this funny.

I can't tell if the laughter real or not.. sounds a bit off somehow.

you can tell he's in his basement talking to a wall and then editing in all the laughing this is really sad, especially with all the "GO VEGAN NOW" annotations at the bottom [editline]19th March 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=asXas;39976324]I can't tell if the laughter real or not.. sounds a bit off somehow.[/QUOTE] completely fake, it gets cut off at 0:20

From the video description. "(Caveat: Just having some fun here, I know vegans can often be too confrontational, so I figured I'd parody the atmosphere and tell some light jokes. This was shot using a camera and laugh track. The live shows are much for fun though!)"

[QUOTE=xSlay3Rx;39976341]From the video description. "(Caveat: Just having some fun here, I know vegans can often be too confrontational, so I figured I'd parody the atmosphere and tell some light jokes. This was shot using a camera and laugh track. The live shows are much for fun though!)"[/QUOTE] so intentional guilt tripping is light then hu

[QUOTE=asXas;39976324]I can't tell if the laughter real or not.. sounds a bit off somehow.[/QUOTE] No crowd shots, one eye-leveled camera angle.

[QUOTE=Macneil_bmx;39976265]Can't be THAT big on cooking if he's a vegan.[/QUOTE] if he's a vegan he's probably bigger into cooking than most meat eaters. vegan food requires more creativity to taste good.

[QUOTE=yawmwen;39977157]if he's a vegan he's probably bigger into cooking than most meat eaters. vegan food requires more creativity to taste good.[/QUOTE] Meat is much harder to cook than vegetables.

[QUOTE=gamefreek76;39977505]Meat is much harder to cook than vegetables.[/QUOTE] umm depends on the meat depends on the vegetable depends on how you want to cook it any meat can easily just be boiled and be done

[QUOTE=thisispain;39977629]umm depends on the meat depends on the vegetable depends on how you want to cook it any meat can easily just be boiled and be done[/QUOTE] Oh god. Boiled meat!

im vegan this isnt funny fyi [QUOTE=Macneil_bmx;39976265]Can't be THAT big on cooking if he's a vegan.[/QUOTE] what is that supposed to mean? [editline]19th March 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=yawmwen;39977157]if he's a vegan he's probably bigger into cooking than most meat eaters. vegan food requires more creativity to taste good.[/QUOTE] I agree, it's much harder to be vegan and not cook yourself food. All frozen food and stuff is really expensive.

[QUOTE=gamefreek76;39977641]Oh god. Boiled meat![/QUOTE] boiled meat is a very good way to quickly cook it when youre in a hurry

[QUOTE=gamefreek76;39977505]Meat is much harder to cook than vegetables.[/QUOTE] not all the things vegans eat are "vegetables". if you fuck up cooking a roast, it might still taste p. good because it's a fucking roast and meat tastes good. if you fuck up cooking tofu, then you are fucked because tofu literally only tastes as good as you cook it. meat tastes good by default, a lot of vegan food doesn't and requires skill to prepare.

[QUOTE=yawmwen;39981834]not all the things vegans eat are "vegetables". if you fuck up cooking a roast, it might still taste p. good because it's a fucking roast and meat tastes good. if you fuck up cooking tofu, then you are fucked because tofu literally only tastes as good as you cook it. meat tastes good by default, a lot of vegan food doesn't and requires skill to prepare.[/QUOTE] Tofu with soy sauce. You can bake it, fry it, whatever.

[QUOTE=Apache249;39985310]Tofu with soy sauce. You can bake it, fry it, whatever.[/QUOTE] that still tastes p. bad in my opinion. my sister made me fried soy sauce tofu and i didn't really like it. [editline]21st March 2013[/editline] i mean it tasted too tofuey(meaning bland).

tofu is just awful it is the worst source of protein beans and nuts are the only things vegans should eat for protein

Was that a laugh track, people where drunk, or some kinda of weird vegan comedy club? It was more depressing than funny.

All vegans are comedians, they just don't get the jokes.

[QUOTE=Apache249;39985310]Tofu with soy sauce. You can bake it, fry it, whatever.[/QUOTE] even though it's healthy as heck, it tastes like ass [editline]21st March 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=BrickInHead;39985812]tofu is just awful it is the worst source of protein beans and nuts are the only things vegans should eat for protein[/QUOTE] tofu is bean curd no?