Boston Porn Rates explode the night they lost the Stanley Cup to the Chicago Blackhawks - Polidicks

[QUOTE] That's the conclusion from a study of the metrics done by the good folks at the adult website Pornhub.com. They decided to take a look at their traffic on Monday night in Boston and Chicago. Wouldn't you know it ... between the hours of 8-11 p.m. ET, the site's traffic was down in those two cities from normal levels. Perhaps it had something to do with a certain hockey game between the Bruins and Blackhawks? Interestingly, when the game ended around 11 p.m. ET, something funny happened. The people in Chicago were busy celebrating their second Stanley Cup in four years, so traffic stayed down. But in Boston? Obviously, it skyrocketed from people looking for a ... relief. [/QUOTE] [IMG]http://sports.cbsimg.net/images/nhl/blog/062513_pornhub.jpg[/IMG] Us Blackhawks fans are celebrating while Bruins fans are fapping their sorrows away :v: Source: [URL]http://www.cbssports.com/nhl/blog/eye-on-hockey/22524719/chart-boston-turns-to-porn-after-game-6-loss-in-stanley-cup-final[/URL]

Chicago fucked their shit in the last 2 minutes of the game. Bruins fans were probably devastated.

[QUOTE=redBadger;41199213]Chicago fucked their shit in the last 2 minutes of the game. Bruins fans were probably devastated.[/QUOTE] They were devastated from having their shit fucked up, so they watched other people's shit get fucked.

well you know, a man gotta comfort himself.

Vancouver goes and fucks shit up. Boston runs into their bedrooms and plays with themselves.

What a bunch of wankers.

So that's why most of the Boston fans cleared out so quick.

Most people who say they're a Blackhawks fan are actually Toronto fans that are still butthurt that their team royally fucked up at the last second

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/A9aLfSF.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=pentium;41199523]Vancouver goes and fucks shit up. Boston runs into their bedrooms and plays with themselves.[/QUOTE] Vancouver's fucking retarded, sorry.

[QUOTE=Zambies!;41200435]Vancouver's fucking retarded, sorry.[/QUOTE] so is generalizing an entire city because a group of assholes used it as an excuse to go wild.

At least it's a better alternative means of blowing off steam, rather than going out in the streets to riot.

The image of someone angrily jacking it in front of his computer every time his favorite sports team loses will never leave my mind. [editline]26th June 2013[/editline] FUCK! FUUUCK! DEFENSE! DEFENSE! AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHH!!

[QUOTE=Parakon;41200537]so is generalizing an entire city because a group of assholes used it as an excuse to go wild.[/QUOTE] He generalized Boston so :v:

Unintentional joke in the title?

[QUOTE=Zambies!;41200435]Vancouver's fucking retarded, sorry.[/QUOTE] For the record, most of the rioters weren't even from Vancouver.

They were tired of looking at the blackhawks, and started looking at the blackcocks instead.

fuck the blackhawks and fuck you all [editline]27th June 2013[/editline] we should've won it oh my god [editline]27th June 2013[/editline] i am cry [editline]27th June 2013[/editline] this isn't even fair [editline]27th June 2013[/editline] Bolland cheated

That's really funny.

[QUOTE=The Party Spy;41199929]Most people who say they're a Blackhawks fan are actually Toronto fans that are still butthurt that their team royally fucked up at the last second[/QUOTE] I'm a Toronto fan who rooted for Boston after round 1. Now I can't believe in anything anymore.

[I]Don't worry, start fapping. ♫ [/I]

[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;41200335][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/A9aLfSF.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] there's a ~2% between mine, too