White Power Milk - Order yourself a pint of milk, gargled by a beautiful woman
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[url]http://www.whitepowermilk.com/[/url]
So I came across this website and at first sight it looked like some Russian Post Brides site and sounded like a grocery store directed at white supremacists, but after a I scoured through the website the truth become quite obvious, unfortunately.
This website is selling milk that has been [B]gargled by a beautiful woman[/B]. Yes, it has been in their mouths. For extended periods of time. It's like cum swap, but this time it's milk. And they're swapping it with you.
I cannot explain, the website can:
[quote]"Milk that may appear by smell to be perfectly consumable (even organic), can contain contaminants such as suspended particles, parasites, bacteria, viruses, and fungi. Through extensive recruitment within the upper echelons of society, we deliver the finest milk purified in a way only we can. Our secret ingredient is in the process through which rich, beautiful, white girls gargle your milk to absolute perfection. It's her touch that sets us far above the rest. Our diverse selection includes West Coast, The South, New England, New York, and London. Each of the carefully selected girls offer subtle differences of background, yet what they share is most important. All are waiting to clean your milk with their mouths. That is our promise to you!
To be eligible to filter White Power Milk, each white girl must be accredited as socially elite and deemed physically in superb health. However, rarely is it necessary to involve interviews or doctors. When we find the right girl from the right family, we just know. The purification process begins with the purest raw organic cow's milk (absolutely no bovine growth hormone, no antibiotics, and no pesticides in the feed). This milk is stored in our Upper East Side, Manhattan cold storage facility awaiting your order. At that time, she enters our adjoining private spa area, and meets her attendant (usually a fellow White Power Milk gargler). The attendant collects her jewelry and clothing, assists in her bathing, and directs her mouth rinsing regimen. Needless to say, her dental health, and overall oral health is flawless.
Finally, she is led to the gargling room where she purifies your milk carefully for the allotted time the attendant dictates. The longer she gargles the milk, the more contaminants are able to be removed and the purer your milk becomes, so we, of course, recommend you request maximum purity. After she is done, the milk is deposited into your glass bottle, sealed, and returned immediately to cold room for delivery."[/quote]
[B]QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS OH GOLLY, LIKE THIS WASN'T CONFUSING AND BIZARRE AS FUCK ALREADY[/B]
[quote]Q: [B]Is this real? Do the girls really gargle the milk you sell?[/B]
A: Yes, of course.
Q: [B]Do you ship outside the USA?[/B]
A: No, because the milk will spoil. The frozen gel packs can only keep it cold for 24 hours at the most. For our prospective customers outside the USA, we recommend you purchase a gargling video.
Q: [B]The milk comes in quantities of 1/2 oz or 2 oz. How much is that?[/B]
A: 1/2 oz is a small mouthful and 2 oz is two mouthfuls.
Q: [B]How will my debit or credit card be charged?[/B]
A: The charge will be from PayPal from "WP Milk".
Q: [B]Why is the milk so expensive?[/B]
A: Purified milk is more expensive than regular impure milk because it costs much more to make. Its intensity of aroma, texture and flavor, however, means that people can easily satisfy their cravings with only one or two tastes, making White Power Milk one of life's affordable luxuries.
Q: [B]Does the purification process remove lactose?[/B]
A: No, it does not, but we make special arrangements for alternative forms of milk for our customers everyday. Just give us a shout.
Q: [B]Will my package be sent discreetly?[/B]
A: Yes, the return address will read our mailing address and simply the initials "WPM".
Q: [B]How long does it take to get my package?[/B]
A: Outside NYC, orders will be shipped within 7 business days from the time the order was placed. Inside New York City, orders will be delivered within 7 business days. For more information, please review our Delivery and Packaging section.
Q: [B]What is the status of my order?[/B]
A: A White Power Milk representative will contact you by email within 24 hours of your order to arrange delivery, and to provide you with information regarding milk purification status. For further inquiries, please email: [email]WPmilk@gmail.com[/email][/quote]
Yeah, fuck the polluting purification plants, because you can purify just about any liquid, just by gargling it!
Please, someone, order something from there and tell us if you found god!
I'll take 20 pints.
what the shit
oh cool i was getting tired of the same old taste of bad dragon cum lube
omg it has some random chick's saliva in it i'm buying 10!!!
I thought it was some white supremacist thing.
This is even less sensical
The title reminds me of the White Power Ranger picture
[QUOTE=Ericson666;36332192]I thought it was some white supremacist thing.
This is even less sensical[/QUOTE]
Yea that's what I thought too. how misleading
Well, fair enough to sell it if people are silly enough to buy it.
[QUOTE=CMB Unit 01;36332211]Well, fair enough to sell it if people are silly enough to buy it.[/QUOTE]
Seeing how it costs [B]100 fucking dollars[/B] for 1/2 oz.
"Boss, I feel sick today..."
"Jenny, we're making a killing off of this, nobody is going to get sick"
[sp]whoops did I just make a metal gear reference wuh oh[/sp]
Sounds like a fetish
"Oh yeah baby, gargle that milk"
The business doesn't creep me out as much as the thought that people actually buy this
I thought this was going to be some kinky shit that I could get down to, but after seeing the collection of girls I have to say one thing; Fucking gross.
If you get sick from drinking this milk could you sue them for contamination? :v:
Lmao...
You can buy videos of them gargling it too haha.
By popular demand, you can now purchase a milk gargling video performed by a select number of our rich, beautiful, white girls. If you have purchased the video + purified milk delivery package, she will purify the very milk on-camera that is delivered to you. After your order is processed, your video is recorded within 3 business days and uploaded to a password protected channel (made especially for you) hosted on Vimeo.com.
The taste descriptions of the milk are creepy too
Sarah's milk is bold, characteristically thick and buttery like melted vanilla ice cream. Collectors tend to enjoy her as a dessert. A little goes a long way, so take your time. Allow her flavors to permeate the mouth slowly. It's not a race.
[QUOTE=phobia-_-;36332606]Sounds like a fetish
"Oh yeah baby, gargle that milk"[/QUOTE]I'm guessing that it is and the site is aimed at those individuals. Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if it was, fetishes are strange things, then again that's why they're fetishes.
this can't be real
Let's get a fund together and buy a cheap one to see if it's real.
Whoever contributes the most/least has to drink it, and someone has to post the video.
Good thing this business is discreet, it would surely be hard to explain to your spouse why you're buying expensive milk gargled by other women.
Wait, does this mean if I have a black girl doing this, I'll get chocolate milk? Daaaamn
[QUOTE=Ericson666;36333207]Let's get a fund together and buy a cheap one to see if it's real.
Whoever contributes the most/least has to drink it, and someone has to post the video.[/QUOTE]
Okay, good luck to you.
Huh, if the price were right I would sign up to be a gargler. My family is prestigious in business circles and in Arizona. Only problem is I'm a man :/
This is...disgusting. Yeah, that's the word.
Is that hygienic?
This is wrong on so many levels I don't want to think about it.
Wow.
I can't believe they've only got women to choose from.
I wanted male-gargled milk
Why would a rich women want to gargle milk for strangers? I can't believe the pay is stunning if your rich.
[QUOTE=Jeep-Eep;36333455]This is wrong on so many levels I don't want to think about it.[/QUOTE]Well who gives a shit what you think
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