• Taco Bell: 'The fuck is my big taste taco at?
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A simple thread, but straight to the point: what the hell happened to Taco Bell's "Big Taste Taco?" It was the best damn thing on the menu, and here I discover that it's been taken off in favor of the [I]volcano taco?[/I] Does Taco Bell not realize that the volcano taco tastes like a big ass; or did they deliberately do this as a sort of cruel joke to the consumers? Shafting the big taste taco is in itself unforgivable, but the sorry bastards changed their beans too! Taco Bell has swapped to some disgusting crunchy mess of sloppy bean paste that tastes even more unpleasant than my liberal usage of unflattering adjectives would have you think. As a result, I can no longer stand their Double Deckers, the second best item on the menu. So I want to know just what the hell I'm supposed to eat, dawg? When I scrounge up enough change to treat myself to some fast food, I want a cheap, delicious, and dependable meal that won't run out on me. Wendy's hasn't let me down yet, but I can't eat there very regularly. Their burgers, while delicious and inexpensive, cause my stomach to fill up with hot blood.
This man shops at taco bell. [img]http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c284/Giac_Jr/hurr2.png[/img]
[QUOTE=GiacJr;16236399]This man shops at taco bell.[/QUOTE] I don't know who that is.
It says it in huge letters right there
I'll post it with you.
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[QUOTE=GiacJr;16236426]It says it in huge letters right there[/QUOTE] How could I have been so foolish?
Fuck Taco Bell I love Del Taco.
[QUOTE=GiacJr;16236426]It says it in huge letters right there[/QUOTE] maybe he's blind
i like the grilled chicken stuffed burrito. for only 89 cents its a bargain
[QUOTE=woodchuck34;16236460]i like the grilled chicken stuffed burrito. for only 89 cents its a bargain[/QUOTE] My very small friend said that the grilled chicken stuffed burrito is not only unfilling, but disgusting as well. He has tiny, delicate sensory organs, and so is probably more sensitive to taste than I am. This makes him more qualified to judge food. You don't argue with nature, dude.
Bean burritos, 88 cents. Deliciousness, especially with fire sauce.
[QUOTE=GamerKiwi;16236531]Bean burritos, 88 cents. Deliciousness, especially with fire sauce.[/QUOTE] The new bean paste tastes like ass paste, which means pretty much anything containing it will also taste that way. Seriously, I ordered a double decker and it tasted like a dick. That's not just an exaggerated simile, it literally tasted like somebody had opened up the shell and laid their dick between my meat and lettuce before serving it to me. I wanted a "double decker" taco, not a "big fucking dick" taco.
Fast food, meh. I make my own damn burritos!
[QUOTE=Eskill;16236619]Fast food, meh. I make my own damn burritos![/QUOTE] You could go to a Burritoville, damn good burritos they have there. They're made fresh, too. They're kind of expensive though, about $6 for a burrito (Fucking HUGE they are), a drink, and you can get some nachos thrown in for less than a dollar. But making your own burritos has more variety, I'd have to go out and get all the damn mats together, though, and it'd take a while to craft one.
the goddamn chalupas THE FUCKING CHALUPAS OH MY FUCKING GOD [editline]02:47AM[/editline] [img]http://www.weeklyreader.com/readandwriting/content/binary/chalupa.jpg[/img] Oh god, I'm coming!
I wish we had a tabo bell in England :(
They recently tore down the Taco Bell nearby due to health department regulations. Strangely enough, I think it's poor hygiene was what made it's food so good.
Tacos!!!!!!
[img]http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/watchdog/blog/tacobell.gif[/img] I love taco bell.
[QUOTE=Enishi;16236931]They recently tore down the Taco Bell nearby due to health department regulations. Strangely enough, I think it's poor hygiene was what made it's food so good.[/QUOTE] Poor hygiene does not make food good. Even i can tell you that.
What the heck do you mean 'new bean paste' because they haven't changed anything here. Everything is still good, and I love the Volcano Taco. Must be different places = different taste.
Fffffffffff they already got rid of the volcano tacos in florida.
Ugh, I don't like Taco Bell at all. But that's only because I only eat at authentic Mexican food restaurants. I never eat at places like Del Taco or Taco Bell. The family owned places are the best for Mexican food.
Don't have Taco Bell in the UK :zoid:. I wish we did, cause I want to try it.
[QUOTE=The Hobo;16236392]A simple thread, but straight to the point: what the hell happened to Taco Bell's "Big Taste Taco?" It was the best damn thing on the menu, and here I discover that it's been taken off in favor of the [I]volcano taco?[/I] Does Taco Bell not realize that the volcano taco tastes like a big ass; or did they deliberately do this as a sort of cruel joke to the consumers? Shafting the big taste taco is in itself unforgivable, but the sorry bastards changed their beans too! Taco Bell has swapped to some disgusting crunchy mess of sloppy bean paste that tastes even more unpleasant than my liberal usage of unflattering adjectives would have you think. As a result, I can no longer stand their Double Deckers, the second best item on the menu. So I want to know just what the hell I'm supposed to eat, dawg? When I scrounge up enough change to treat myself to some fast food, I want a cheap, delicious, and dependable meal that won't run out on me. Wendy's hasn't let me down yet, but I can't eat there very regularly. Their burgers, while delicious and inexpensive, [B] cause my stomach to fill up with hot blood. [/B] [/QUOTE] Wait what?
[QUOTE=GiacJr;16236399]This man shops at taco bell. [img]http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c284/Giac_Jr/hurr2.png[/img][/QUOTE] How about stop posting that image?
[QUOTE=Eskill;16237138]Poor hygiene does not make food good. Even i can tell you that.[/QUOTE] Not in Taco Bell's case.
Get Double Decker tacos. Best deal for $1.19.
I had taco bell when I went to america, that stuff was rank. I don't know how you Americans eat that shit. I do love pretzels though, fuck they were tastey.. Wish I had one right now..
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