i can feel the crazy just oozing off of this video
Voldemort found his nose.
i ain't gonna lie that fucking dude looked creepy as fuck from those angles
Your move Obama.
It is crazy, but that guy has a cery odd head shape
poor guy must feel so self-conscious if he ever sees this video
God dammit Doctor Connors.
this is a joke right? i laughed like crazy but then i got worried that people actually believe this
VOLDEMORT!!! THE DARK LORD HAS RETURNED!!!
volDEMort
coincidence? don't think so.
Everyone knows bald people are all reptilians.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Ec59m40.png[/img]
Wouldn't give two fucks about how i look. [b]I'm motherfucking secret service[/b]
[QUOTE=Namieo;40038718][img]http://i.imgur.com/Ec59m40.png[/img][/QUOTE]
wake up sheeple
somebody call xcom obama is working with the thin men
[editline]25th March 2013[/editline]
this is only the beginning
man if i were an alien in the middle of an amphitheater and my shape-shifting device failed i'd freak out too
He did have really unnatural movements, they had a really creepy clockwork consistency with completely unexpected and sudden pauses.
The purpose of the movements was also pretty off. A human usually does not scan a room with his gaze by rhythmically turning his torso with his head from side to side in identical amounts, while maintaining perfect fluidity and having no natural stops to focus on something.
The guy who made this is clearly just jealous of the agent's excellent bone structure. He probably tried rocking the bald look at some point himself, only to have all his mates nickname him 'grapefruit head'.
[editline]25th March 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=genkaz92;40039091]He did have really unnatural movements, they had a really creepy clockwork consistency with completely unexpected and sudden pauses.
The purpose of the movements was also pretty off. A human usually does not scan a room with his gaze by rhythmically turning his torso with his head from side to side in identical amounts, while maintaining perfect fluidity and having no natural stops to focus on something.[/QUOTE]
Maybe he's got a nervous tick or muscle spasms. I jerk my head in the exact same way sometimes, especially if I've been standing around for ages. I'm also positive that I don't happen to be a shapeshifting alien lizard who eats human flesh, however awesome that would be.
[QUOTE=Droogie;40039129]The guy who made this is clearly just jealous of the agent's excellent bone structure. He probably tried rocking the bald look at some point himself, only to have all his mates nickname him 'grapefruit head'.
[editline]25th March 2013[/editline]
Maybe he's got a nervous tick or muscle spasms. I jerk my head in the exact same way sometimes, especially if I've been standing around for ages. I'm also positive that I don't happen to be a shapeshifting alien lizard who eats human flesh, however awesome that would be.[/QUOTE]
You might not be giving yourself enough credit, it is probably not too uncommon for shape-shifting alien flesh eating lizards like yourself to have confidence problems.
[QUOTE=genkaz92;40039091]He did have really unnatural movements, they had a really creepy clockwork consistency with completely unexpected and sudden pauses.
The purpose of the movements was also pretty off. A human usually does not scan a room with his gaze by rhythmically turning his torso with his head from side to side in identical amounts, while maintaining perfect fluidity and having no natural stops to focus on something.[/QUOTE]
maybe he just isn't comfortable in crowds? or maybe disrespectful people who thought he was an alien were staring at him?
[b]wake up sheeple[/b]
[QUOTE=shrektheturd2;40039464]maybe he just isn't comfortable in crowds? or maybe disrespectful people who thought he was an alien were staring at him?[/QUOTE]
The suggestions about him being uncomfortable or nervous are possible, but why would a body guard/secret service member be uncomfortable around crowds? That is like having a lumberjack who has a phobia of trees.
Guys!
The moon is hallow and lizard people live inside it!
They want to steal all of our resources even though they can all be found elsewhere in the solar system at greater qualities!
The evidence is there! I know because my pothead friend told me!
[QUOTE=genkaz92;40039577]The suggestions about him being uncomfortable or nervous are possible, but why would a body guard/secret service member be uncomfortable around crowds? That is like having a lumberjack who has a phobia of trees.[/QUOTE]
If my job was to protect the president at all costs I wouldn't be chillaxing that's for certain. Looks like he's just scanning the crowd to me.
[QUOTE=Katatonic717;40039662]Guys!
The moon is hallow and lizard people live inside it!
They want to steal all of our resources even though they can all be found elsewhere in the solar system at greater qualities!
The evidence is there! I know because my pothead friend told me![/QUOTE]
What if getting the Earth's resources while fooling humans is significantly cheaper than traveling farther from the Moon?
[QUOTE=genkaz92;40039091]He did have really unnatural movements, they had a really creepy clockwork consistency with completely unexpected and sudden pauses.
The purpose of the movements was also pretty off. A human usually does not scan a room with his gaze by rhythmically turning his torso with his head from side to side in identical amounts, while maintaining perfect fluidity and having no natural stops to focus on something.[/QUOTE]
I don't understand, is this a joke?
'a human...' lmao
[QUOTE=krail9;40039802]I don't understand, is this a joke?
'a human...' lmao[/QUOTE]
I am just trying to roll with the conspiracy flow, the awkward wording is indeed humorously intentional. Very interesting rating you gave me by they way, you probably also rate homoerotic stories as Lua king. (changed it to funny so far, let's see if he notices my delayed dastardly burn.)
I always wondered how cool, though also disturbing it would be if all these paranoid, tinfoil hat people turned out to be right about almost everything
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