Cat Called for Jury Duty. - Polidicks

[QUOTE] The only way they were able to get Sal off the list was by sending in a letter from his vet. It's a civic duty many of us try to avoid - jury duty. But Sal Esposito has a really good excuse. He's a cat. Somehow, Sal was placed on a list of potential jurors and his owners in Boston are having trouble getting him off of it. They tried mailing in an exemption form stating Sal doesn't speak English. But Sal was denied his exemption! The only way they were able to get Sal off the list was by sending in a letter from his vet explaining he's a feline. Sal's owners, Guy and Anna Esposito, think they may know the source of the mix up: Sal really is a member of the family, so on the last Census form, Anna Esposito listed him under "pets". "I just wrote 'Sal Esposito', scratched out the 'dog,' and wrote, 'cat,'" said Anna. [/QUOTE] [URL="http://abclocal.go.com/wtvg/story?section=news/bizarre&id=7209468"]Sauce[/URL] I guess you could say he pussied out of going to jury duty.

1 meow for guilty, 2 meows for innocent.

All I have to say is LOL.

To be honest Sal seems like a step up from some of the jurors I've seen.

d'awwwww he thinks he's people

Most likely this family signed him up for a credit card (You could do this a bit ago don't believe you can anymore)

First a cat train station master, and now a feline juror?

[QUOTE=CubeManv2;19580314]Most likely this family signed him up for a credit card (You could do this a bit ago don't believe you can anymore)[/QUOTE] Edited the OP with more info, they put him on a Census.

[b]JUDGE:[/b] [i]"I hearby sentence you, Sal, to 200 hours of community service."[/i] [b]PETAFAG:[/b] [i]"No! Fuck you! You can't force cats to do labor!"[/i]

Now that's an idea for a sitcom pitch.

[QUOTE=CNN;19580268]1 meow for guilty, 2 meows for innocent.[/QUOTE] 2 Meows?? this means the suspect is [B]DOUBLE GUILTY!![/B]

I guess when they caught the cat-burglar, they figured Sal would be a bit biased.

Haha, what?

[QUOTE=Aurora93;19580395][b]JUDGE:[/b] [i]"I hearby sentence you, Sal, to 200 hours of community service."[/i] [b]PETAFAG:[/b] [i]"No! Fuck you! You can't force cats to do labor!"[/i][/QUOTE] The cat's part of the jury, not the defendant. Anyone else want to be on that jury? I do.

Snoopy? [img]http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/blogs/gems/ethicalesq/SnoopyCourthouse.jpg[/img]

This is just embarrassing..

[QUOTE=CNN;19580268]1 meow for guilty, 2 meows for innocent.[/QUOTE] But what about PURRING!

[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;19580520]I guess when they caught the cat-burglar, they figured Sal would be a bit biased.[/QUOTE] :rimshot:

"I can has verdict?"

[QUOTE=Lankist;19580286]To be honest Sal seems like a step up from some of the jurors I've seen.[/QUOTE] woah lankist is back

The owner was like, "You gotta be [B]kittin'[/B] me."

[QUOTE=CNN;19580268]1 meow for guilty, 2 meows for innocent.[/QUOTE] I would assume a hairball would mean undecided?

[QUOTE=Master117;19580901]The owner was like, "You gotta be [B]kittin'[/B] me."[/QUOTE] There's good puns, there's bad puns, and then there's what you just shat out in front of me. [editline]12:03AM[/editline] You're an inspiration for birth control.

You're trying to prove that you're a cat just to get out of a few days of Jury duty? Wow.

You never know, the cat could still sway the jury. [img]http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/funny-pictures-cat-blackmails-you.jpg[/img]

It seems inappropriate for the court to try and [b]hound[/b] Sal into Jury Duty. Wait shit

I can has objection? [img]http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h165/lady_lasa/objection.jpg[/img]

And suddenly all the things that I've always said about Juries and shit make sense

[QUOTE=CNN;19580268]1 meow for guilty, 2 meows for innocent.[/QUOTE] "Meow meow!" "Guilty guilty!"

[QUOTE=Midas22;19590969]"Meow meow!" "Guilty guilty!"[/QUOTE] So horribly late with that one.