I think my parents may be having sex. - General

Hello Facepunch, I wish I was writing to you on a more joyous account but unfortunately I bring some dire news. Me and my parents had a fun loving relationship for the past twenty years of my life. My mother provided me nuritment in the form of food, while my father brought money into the household. I was a bond between them, and the only thing that they could even begin to call a common ground. I didn't think there was much going on between the two, until recently when I moved to a new room (one closer to where my mom and dad sleep) that I begun to suspect the worst. I think my mom and dad are having sexual intercourse. In the very least my father is raping my mother. At first I thought it was a bad dream, but it occurred every night. Subtle clues, but they would keep me up. It's gotten to the point where I can't sleep. [IMG]http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/5774/sleepless.jpg[/IMG] The worst part about it is that I viewed my father as no threat before. He was there providing money, but I never would guess that he was using my mom for his own sick, sexual release! I haven't figured out what to do. Perhaps waiting until it gets dark and running naked into their bedroom (of course with a condom on to prevent any of my dad's juices from landing on my dick) and hoping to catch them in the act, traumatizing them. That would make them realize what they're doing is wrong. I don't know how well that would work. Especially since I don't know what I'm dealing with here. I've made some diagram's to sort of brace myself for whatever I may have to face: [IMG]http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/2606/penismodel.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/7204/vaginamodel.jpg[/IMG] Help me Facepunch. What should I do? Am I worrying about nothing? Maybe I'm just hearing things? Were any of your parents ever sexually involved? How did you deal with it? Thanks for your time and any advice you have to offer.

That's how you were made you know.

You are rediculous, That's all I have to say

:what:

You are not funny

Go in there and ask to join in, record it, post it on Facepunch.

Go check to make sure. Edit: :argh: Hunter!

Are you 12?

thats nice

Trying way too hard.

ok who cares let ur old man do his thang wit the ladies

So? It's your mom and dad, who the fuck cares. Now, if you expected your sister and dad to be getting it on...

[QUOTE=shibbywalkkpth;20017938]ok who cares let ur old man do his thang wit the ladies[/QUOTE] I don't care who he does it with, just not my mom

Parents... having sex? Naw, REALLY?!

I honestly can't tell if this is serious

Honestly though how old are you

I smell a troll.

Record the audio and post it.

It's tragic some people think that their parents only had sex once, to make you (+1 for siblings).

My parents are having sex I'm going to post a thread on FP about it to let the world know Give your parents some privacy, and let them enjoy themselves while they still can

[QUOTE=B1N4RY!;20017980]Post a thread on FP about it[/QUOTE] You're posting in it

ITT idiots completely miss the joke.

[QUOTE=Savaril;20018063]ITT idiots completely miss the joke.[/QUOTE] It's not funny.

Go in quietly, and just shout "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN"

[IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/2crvnz7.jpg[/IMG] You should get that window fixed, man. That shit is melting. Also, that bed is looking a bit worn out.

We get the joke, it's just not a good joke.

In all seriousness, if I could hear my parents doing it constantly and was losing sleep over it, I'd ask them to keep it down.

troll

How come your erect penis has hair but your flacid penis does not? Is your pubic hair growth simply a result of hormonal stimulants? Does it recede back into the scrotum after it has become flacid?

I blast music.