So my family friend has a hot daughter, who is a little bit older than me. I see her around occasionally, my family sometimes goes to her house and her family sometimes comes to ours. Each time we do meet, we flirt a bit which is kind of cool and keeps me hoping (There was hope before this at least)
[b]So I'll cut to the chase.[/b] She was round our house a few weeks ago, and we were eating dinner (spaghetti)
It was going good, and we kept on smiling at each-other. Now, I had a really bad cold at this time, and so I was coughing and sneezing frequently. I think you can tell where this is going.
So during a conversation which involved my family and her family (and me and this girl) I had the sudden urge to sneeze. The problem was, I had food in my mouth at this time. I could feel it building up, and I tried desperately to swallow before I sneezed, but to no avail. Mid-swallow, my body decided it was going to be a total cock-block to myself (clearly it doesn't want to reproduce) and forced me to sneeze, expelling the contents of my mouth in the direction of this girl sitting opposite me. The outcome can only be likened to something you'd see in a horror movie. It looked as though the spaghetti monster had tried to escape my head and exploded while doing so. Mashed spaghetti was all over the table, hanging out my nose, on her lap, you name it. Since that is not nearly good enough to describe it, I thought I would draw it for you:
[b]Point of View:[/b]
[IMG]http://i53.tinypic.com/2642hdh.png[/IMG]
[b]Me:[/b]
[IMG]http://i52.tinypic.com/2imbair.png[/IMG]
(Apologies for the awful drawing, I'm no artist)
So I think I can safely assume I am not going to get anywhere with this girl. She was horrified (well I would be too if someone just regurgitated their spaghetti on me) and probably embarrassed too, though not nearly as much as I was.
Ah well, here's another nerd with a ruined chance (and a story to tell :v:). So, have you had any embarrassing/funny experiences like this?
Spaghetti is never a good thing to eat with a girl.
...and then she proceeded to pick it all up and eat it.
That sucks.
I've never done anything that embarrassing or awkward besides telling a joke or two that the girl I was talking to didn't get and have to explain it to her or vice versa
I once sneezed while eating spaghetti, it went up my nose...
I definitely can't relate to you though OP, but chances are you might be able to laugh at it over lunch in a week, with her.
Wait, so the spaghetti came out your nose?
Dude you are taking this totally the wrong way, now it looks like you have some kind of super power!
The ability to summon pasta based meals from your nostrils, you should fight crime and take her to your lair to have hot bolognese-y love!
Lol okay
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Tell her you've been chosen by the Flying Spaghetti Monster to spread his word across the land.
Bitches love messiahs.
owned
[QUOTE=Nerts;26985781]Wait, so the spaghetti came out your nose?[/QUOTE]
Yes, similar to the above poster. A bit like when you cough and drink or something comes out your nose. Only this was spaghetti (fortunately I sneezed again soon after and it came out)
You was never gonna get her anyways.
[QUOTE=theseltsamone;26985852]Tell her you've been chosen by the Flying Spaghetti Monster to spread his word across the land.
Bitches love messiahs.[/QUOTE]
You know I might text her that now. Or maybe it can wait till next time I expel some sort of pasta-based substance when shes around
Atleast you've HAD some kind of encounter with a female
THE MESSIAH! THE PASTAFARIAN THE TABLET OF NOODLES TOLD OF!
*Bows*
When I was in the 7th grade, my dad had a close friend who would invite us over for dinner: cakes, pies, crawfish, fried fish, etc... One evening, after some really tasty gumbo that their mother had cooked, their daughter invited me to watch a movie with her in her room. After about halfway through the movie, the girl asked me, "Do you want to kiss?" Seeing as I didn't know what was going on, I cocked my head and said, "What?"
After a few more minutes of watching the movie, the girl turns to me again, and asks the same thing. At this moment, I'm fretting, because I didn't want to, and the whole girl thing was still gross to me at the time. I tell her, "I need to go use the bathroom." Unfortunately, the restroom was adjacent from her room, and she didn't want me to go. She looked at me and kind of barred my way from her door. After a few minutes of me trying to leave, she falls to the ground and latches on to my leg. At this point, all my sensors were in panic mode, and I was trying to flee.
Finally, I convinced her that I was just going to the bathroom, I walked out her door. I bolted towards the kitchen where her dad was. It took me a few minutes to catch my breath, my face was burning, and I kept stuttering. After the story was related to her dad, he went to her room.
I could here smacks in her room and her crying.
She goes to my school now, she doesnt even look at me.
Chill out, be apologetic next time you see her.
Explain to her that if you didn't sneeze, Satan would have eaten your heart. She'll understand.
[QUOTE=Foobar;26985988]When I was in the 7th grade, my dad had a close friend who would invite us over for dinner: cakes, pies, crawfish, fried fish, etc... One evening, after some really tasty gumbo that their mother had cooked, their daughter invited me to watch a movie with her in her room. After about halfway through the movie, the girl asked me, "Do you want to kiss?" Seeing as I didn't know what was going on, I cocked my head and said, "What?"
After a few more minutes of watching the movie, the girl turns to me again, and asks the same thing. At this moment, I'm fretting, because I didn't want to, and the whole girl thing was still gross to me at the time. I tell her, "I need to go use the bathroom." Unfortunately, the restroom was adjacent from her room, and she didn't want me to go. She looked at me and kind of barred my way from her door. After a few minutes of me trying to leave, she falls to the ground and latches on to my leg. At this point, all my sensors were in panic mode, and I was trying to flee.
Finally, I convinced her that I was just going to the bathroom, I walked out her door. I bolted towards the kitchen where her dad was. It took me a few minutes to catch my breath, my face was burning, and I kept stuttering. After the story was related to her dad, he went to her room.
I could here smacks in her room and her crying.
She goes to my school now, she doesnt even look at me.[/QUOTE]
And you never considered contacting child services?
Why were you guys eating with your bare hands?
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;26986061]And you never considered contacting child services?[/QUOTE]
Why contact them?
[QUOTE=compwhizii;26985992]Chill out, be apologetic next time you see her.[/QUOTE]
Advice taken and lesson learned. I'm usually shy around her so I'll probably be even worse next time. I guess I'll have to try and make a joke about the whole thing. Either way, we won't be eating spaghetti
[QUOTE=Foobar;26985988]When I was in the 7th grade, my dad had a close friend who would invite us over for dinner: cakes, pies, crawfish, fried fish, etc... One evening, after some really tasty gumbo that their mother had cooked, their daughter invited me to watch a movie with her in her room. After about halfway through the movie, the girl asked me, "Do you want to kiss?" Seeing as I didn't know what was going on, I cocked my head and said, "What?"
After a few more minutes of watching the movie, the girl turns to me again, and asks the same thing. At this moment, I'm fretting, because I didn't want to, and the whole girl thing was still gross to me at the time. I tell her, "I need to go use the bathroom." Unfortunately, the restroom was adjacent from her room, and she didn't want me to go. She looked at me and kind of barred my way from her door. After a few minutes of me trying to leave, she falls to the ground and latches on to my leg. At this point, all my sensors were in panic mode, and I was trying to flee.
Finally, I convinced her that I was just going to the bathroom, I walked out her door. I bolted towards the kitchen where her dad was. It took me a few minutes to catch my breath, my face was burning, and I kept stuttering. After the story was related to her dad, he went to her room.
I could here smacks in her room and her crying.
She goes to my school now, she doesnt even look at me.[/QUOTE]
That's horrible, why the fuck did he do that?
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;26986107]Child abuse maybe?[/QUOTE]
They were the same age
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;26986107]Child abuse maybe?[/QUOTE]
He was spanking her, not beating her, sorry for confusion lol
huh?
steps 2 become friends with grl:
1. practice self control(this is an important part to stop you from SNEEZING ON HER)
2. stop being shy. also, don't be self-depreciative.
you really should be able to suppress any sneeze. practice
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