• I had a borderline fatal nosebleed today.
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This isn't a troll topic. I was just taking my pizza from a pizza delivery man and all of a sudden blood started [b]TORRENTING[/b] from my nose- it was pretty ridiculous. I went to the E.R. and lost [i]two pints[/i] of blood there alone. (bedpan was basically full) According to the doctor the body only contains 14 pints of blood, so I lost 1/7th of my blood- and it could have been avoided if I had pinched my nasal passage when it started so the blood would coagulate. Feeling a bit whoozy but otherwise fine, it turned out to be a burst blood vessel from a game of kickball earlier that day.
What happened? That pizza smell too good for your nose to handle? :smug:
-snip- I hate you all
That must have been some damn good pizza.
Get the hell outta there!
[QUOTE=CanibalMonke;18232625]What happened? That pizza smell too good for your nose to handle? :smug:[/QUOTE] What happend? didnt read the thread?
[QUOTE=peterson;18232647]What happend? didnt read the thread?[/QUOTE] See that little icon at the end? It's a joke.
[QUOTE=its shortie;18232639]That must have been some damn good pizza.[/QUOTE] It actually was pretty good, ordered from some new place called "Pap-A-Roni's"
receptors overloaded
[QUOTE=RusMar;18232636]haha kind of ironic because I work at a pizza place and one of our delivery drivers was thrown up on today, not as bad as getting blood all over though.[/QUOTE] Define irony for me
[QUOTE=Noob_Reaper;18232599]and it could have been avoided if I had pinched my nasal passage when it started so the blood would coagulate.[/QUOTE] Der Well, I'm glad you're ok.
[QUOTE=DementNeo;18232664]Define irony for me[/QUOTE] Would you like Verbal, Dramatic, or Situational?
[QUOTE=Craptasket;18232663]receptors overloaded[/QUOTE] Who said you could talk? Get back in your cage!
[QUOTE=Noob_Reaper;18232599]This isn't a troll topic. I was just taking my pizza from a pizza delivery man and all of a sudden blood started [b]TORRENTING[/b] from my nose- it was pretty ridiculous. I went to the E.R. and lost [i]two pints[/i] of blood there alone. (bedpan was basically full) According to the doctor the body only contains 14 pints of blood, so I lost 1/7th of my blood- [b]and it could have been avoided if I had pinched my nasal passage when it started so the blood would coagulate.[/b] Feeling a bit whoozy but otherwise fine, it turned out to be a burst blood vessel from a game of kickball earlier that day.[/QUOTE] yep, if you don't do that any nosebleed can make you lose a bunch of blood.
[QUOTE=DementNeo;18232664]Define irony for me[/QUOTE] Something that contains a lot of iron. For example I was watching Iron Man with my friends and I was like "THIS IS SO DAMN IRONIC"
[QUOTE=pie_is_good;18232710]Something that contains a lot of iron. For example I was watching Iron Man with my friends and I was like "THIS IS SO DAMN IRONIC"[/QUOTE] Exactly that is what I was getting at.
[QUOTE=Noob_Reaper;18232679]Who said you could talk? Get back in your cage![/QUOTE] How rude, I hope you die next time
Oh wow sounds like a rough game of kick ball.
Shit, and I thought I had bad bloody noses :v:
[QUOTE=Craptasket;18232725]How rude, I hope you die next time[/QUOTE] i'm crying now you're so mean can we hug
By die I mean really medically dead and rotting 6 feet under you clusterfuck NO HUG
....Why didn't you pinch your nose in the first place, seriously, you just let it gush out all the way to the ER?
[QUOTE=Noob_Reaper;18232679]Who said you could talk? Get back in your cage![/QUOTE] too bad you didn't die... tis a shame really.
[QUOTE=Craptasket;18232749]By die I mean really medically dead and rotting 6 feet under you clusterfuck[/QUOTE] see now i'm crying more now this is even worse i hate you my lack of grammar isn't a defense mechanism all the cool people do it @evilweazel I didn't know you were supposed to.
[QUOTE=RusMar;18232636]haha kind of ironic because I work at a pizza place and one of our delivery drivers was thrown up on today, not as bad as getting blood all over though.[/QUOTE] That's not irony. Irony would be if he won the lottery, then died from a fatal nosebleed.
[QUOTE=Noob_Reaper;18232759]see now i'm crying more now this is even worse i hate you my lack of grammar isn't a defense mechanism all the cool people do it [/QUOTE] Hope you cry hard enough to induce another nose bleed I had a nose bleed when I picked my nose, it was awful and grotesque
did you pay for the pizza
I get massive nosebleeds some time. But I never lost that much blood.
[QUOTE=<VET>Jasper;18232793]did you pay for the pizza[/QUOTE] Yeah.
[QUOTE=RBM11;18232774]That's not irony. Irony would be if he won the lottery, then died from a fatal nosebleed.[/QUOTE] No, irony would be if he expected to win the lottery, and then became poor.
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