I got the shit scared out of me last night. Here's why.
I was browsing through my usual, late-night garbage piles behind some shrubbery, I got to eat some delicious human food waste from that.
Now this time was completely different from what it usually was honestly. I was so incredibly hungry, and conveniently there was a pile of garbage just lying there behind the bush.
When time had passed a bit I had found some delicious crap to eat, however I heard footsteps and saw a guy approach through the shrubbery so I hid and laid perfectly still.
Then the motherfucker unzips his pants, and starts fucking pissing on me...
I got incredibly enraged that some asshole would even consider doing that on me, I aimed for his weiner and charged but the fucker dodged and started throwing rocks after me so I ran off into some other shrubs.
So now I use a pair of heat goggles when I go look for food, to know when theres danger incoming.
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TL;DR- went to look for food behind a bush, and a guy pisses on me, i almost get a bite out of his weiner
:bandwagon:
funny. -.-
:golfclap:
Wow you must've been pretty [i]pissed[/i] off. :v:
I'm really not sure if I should dismiss this as bullshit. I'm going to say that this is bullshit until more proof is presented.
I guess the guy was pissed so he pissed on you.:smug:
Parody 101:
Be quick-0 points- You are late
Be witty-.1 points- I didn't think it was funny but you know english so that's worth .1 points
Pick a proper thread to parody-0 points- Pick a better thread to parody, threads that you parody should usually be stupid to begin with.
Parody threads are almost as retarded as literally every In The News thread having 'I expected Badage Boys' in it.
How many of these has there been?
There was also a parody thread of this, and this isn't as funny.
I thought someone already made a parody thread for this
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