Dodge brings a Detonator to Detroit - Polidicks

[URL]http://money.cnn.com/2010/01/08/autos/chrysler_detroit_auto_show/[/URL] [quote] On Thursday Chrysler unveiled its latest offering: The Dodge Nitro Detonator. But as tone-deaf as that may seem with the nation still in the grip of terrorism fear, the controversial name is at least guaranteed to get attention. And Chrysler, with its aging product line, seems desperate for attention. Chrysler may be pushing the envelope deliberately, suggested Jeremy Anwyl, although it is unclear if Chrysler realized the controversy this name could stir up. Automakers often exhibit attention-seeking behavior when there's little to point to in the product, he said. Chrysler itself was once known for controversial marketing campaigns like the "Lingerie Bowl." "There's a proud history of controversy there," he said, "but you can see how they get pushed into that." Chrysler was not immediately able to comment on whether the name was designed to incite controversy. Chrysler's Dodge brand has long used aggressive sounding name for its cars, such as Nitro, Caliber and Avenger. Two other new Ntro models are called Heat and Shock.[/quote] :what:

I think it's ugly, and it's not a great name anyway.

looks kind of cool if you ask me

I think it's lovely looking.

It's a Dodge, and not a Viper. Therefore it is worthless clumped together metal.

[QUOTE=Kai365;19518455]I think it's ugly, and it's not a great name anyway. It looks like a box probably handles like shit, 0-60 10years and costs about 40k[/QUOTE] Fix'd

Ugly as your mother.

[QUOTE=IRN Zombie;19518496]Fix'd[/QUOTE] <3

Yay, another gas guzzling fridge on four wheels. We sure needed this! Thank You Chrysler!

[quote][QUOTE=Boobookittyfuck;19518489]It's a [b]Dodge[/b], and not a Viper. Therefore it is worthless clumped together metal.[/QUOTE] [quote][url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodge_Viper[/url][/quote] :what:[/quote] :downs: @ myself

Vipers are so small......I can't really fit in them (yes, I've been in one....was pretty hard for me to get out):frown:.

[QUOTE=purvisdavid1;19518626]:what:[/QUOTE] He was saying that the Viper is the only good Dodge vehicle, is it really that hard to understand

[QUOTE=purvisdavid1;19518626]:what:[/QUOTE] Hey, fucktard quit stroking your smug dick and learn how stupid you actually are. I said it's a non viper dodge, if you're parent's clearly weren't brother and sister, you would have properly understood that, but hey that's life. [editline]08:20PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Termy58;19518733]He was saying that the Viper is the only good Dodge vehicle, is it really that hard to understand[/QUOTE] Fucking THANK YOU. This is like the 5th time today I've said something and had it smugly turned on it's head by some illiterate idiot.

Looks good. I hope it performs well. Also, the name is only offensive if you're a fucking tool.

It looks like one of those range rovers. I don't like it.

I prefer the Caliber.

it looks like a fucking plastic tonka truck but made for adult use

[QUOTE=IRN Zombie;19518496]Fix'd[/QUOTE]I have actually drove a Dodge Nitro on several occasions and it's a very comfortable ride and handles really nicely. The acceleration isn't bad either.

[QUOTE=Boobookittyfuck;19518738]Hey, fucktard quit stroking your smug dick and learn how stupid you actually are. I said it's a non viper dodge, if you're parent's clearly weren't brother and sister, you would have properly understood that, but hey that's life. [editline]08:20PM[/editline] Fucking THANK YOU. This is like the 5th time today I've said something and had it smugly turned on it's head by some illiterate idiot.[/QUOTE] Well obviously I was correct that you're an idiot, but it was my fault there because I misread that and I do admit I was wrong, but you didn't have to be a dick about it.

[QUOTE=Boobookittyfuck;19518489]It's a Dodge, and not a Viper. Therefore it is worthless clumped together metal.[/QUOTE] -100 in car knowledge. I hate cars ,and even I fucking know Dodge owns Viper.

[QUOTE=Boobookittyfuck;19518489]It's a Dodge, and not a Viper. Therefore it is worthless clumped together metal.[/QUOTE] The Charger, the Challenger. These are mere chunks of steel to you? [editline]02:32AM[/editline] [QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;19518947]-100 in car knowledge. I hate cars ,and even I fucking know Dodge owns Viper.[/QUOTE] You idiot, he meant as it's a dodge that's NOT a viper, it's worthless.

[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;19518947]-100 in car knowledge. I hate cars ,and even I fucking know Dodge owns Viper.[/QUOTE] You should read posts beforehand so you don't end up like me. A quick to react idiot.

[QUOTE=bravehat;19518975]The Charger, the Challenger. These are mere chunks of steel to you? [editline]02:32AM[/editline] You idiot, he meant as it's a dodge that's NOT a viper, it's worthless.[/QUOTE] Meh. I still think the Viper is a piece of shit.

[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;19519018]Meh. I still think the Viper is a piece of shit.[/QUOTE]What are you basing this on?

Also, to anyone considering buying these. Only buy if you like having a car that will be scrapyard filler in 5 years unless you piss thousands of dollars into maintenance.

Dodge Nitros look pretty cool in person, better than the Ford Escape or something.

[QUOTE=stone555;19519124]What are you basing this on?[/QUOTE] Nothing. I'm basing off the fact I dislike people who hump big expensive cars that look like every other expensive whore car out on the market.

[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;19519335]Nothing. I'm basing off the fact I dislike people who hump big expensive cars that look like every other expensive whore car out on the market.[/QUOTE] Show me ONE car that looks like the Viper.

Ferrari? Bentley? They all look the fucking same in my eyes.

Sounds like a razor.