So, today I got a box on my front porch. I ripped it open without even looking at the tag, and in it was 4 bags, each filled with a Snuggie. Now if you haven't seen those commercial, Snuggies are basically blankets with sleeves, that keep you warm and what not.
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(I always thought that the people in the commercial looked like a bunch of cultists...)
I never ordered anything, and as far as I'm aware neither has anyone else in my household. I looked at the tag thingy and saw that it wasn't meant for me. (Stupid ass delivery man.) Now I still have it, what should I do with it? Return to it's rightful owner (Who lives on the same street.) Keep it for myself. Or something else?
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yo, send me one, theyre so cool
Send them two. And keep two, they look awesome.
Maybe they were ordered 11 years ago by the previous owners [img]http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-aaaaa.gif[/img]
It's called stealing. Give them to their rightful owner immediatly and hope that he/she doesn't sue you.
Return them if you don't want them whats the point otherwise
[QUOTE=Jojje;13723803]Return them if you don't want them whats the point otherwise[/QUOTE]
It [i]is[/i] kinda cold.
Let me elaborate here: you opened a package that wasn't adressed for you, which is against the law (at least where I live) and you plan on keeping the contents, which is stealing (where I live).
Not returning them would be stealing, and stealing is uncool and low lifed.
[QUOTE=Penguin-Man;13723823]It [i]is[/i] kinda cold.[/QUOTE]
Give them to the person, and tell em to never get from UPS again.
Keep it. I`ve had a few things delivered by mistake that I didnt order and I kept them all.
They're not yours, give them to the person who wants them.
Sell em on eBay. (make sure to ejaculate in 'em first)
They're just backwards robes.
So these are basically fat people ponchos?
hahaha they look like fucking monks
Goddamn I'd love to put one of these on and tell people I'm a cultist.
Holy shit. Use the red one and pretend you're a Satan worshipper.
Sell it on ebay. It sells for $20 on average. That's $80 you get for free!
The only place you wouldn't look like a douche wearing one of those is Hogwarts
Keep them, tell no one. If someone asks where you got them, kill them.
Look's like some weird cult robe.
Possesion is 9/10 of the law right? No one can prove anything if you burn the box :)
Wear, masturbate, cum, package, give to owner.
Opening another person's mail is a federal crime. Luckily, this was a pretty simple mistake. I'm sure returning the Snuggies to their rightful owners will absolve you of your crime. Otherwise, expect your local Swat team to bash down your door and demand the release of said Snuggies.
Don't say I didn't warn you, OP. You're playing with fire. Comfortable fleece fire.
[QUOTE=Doctor Mamba;13724987]Opening another person's mail is a federal crime. Luckily, this was a pretty simple mistake. I'm sure returning the Snuggies to their rightful owners will absolve you of your crime. Otherwise, expect your local Swat team to bash down your door and demand the release of said Snuggies.
Don't say I didn't warn you, OP. You're playing with fire. Comfortable fleece fire.[/QUOTE]
Only a crime if you know it's another person's mail
Give me one just for shits and giggles, it'll be funny. Hell if you actually do I'll wear the damn thing in public and video tape it
It's a sign. Start a cult.
Send them to their rightful owners, it's not fair/legal/nice to keep them.
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