I read all through the other thread about passing the test, but I really need some help here guys.
Here's the information:
Smoked 3 days ago, 4 bowls of Kush.
Last time I smoked before that was over a month ago.
Test is most likely on monday (So 6 days after I smoked)
I'm drinking a shitload of water, planning on getting some Pectin crap and vitamin B, but I don't know if theres anything else I should do. Should I be working out super hard and then chill the next two days just to get it out of my system or just no working out at all?
Like I said previously I'm only an occasional, because I did it over a month and a half ago before the last smoke.
Any input is appreciated because I'm paranoid as shit right now.
You're fucked.
youre going to die im sorry
If you follow the guide, you will be fine. Just make sure you continue to drink 3+ liters of water a day at least, keep on the vitamins and exercise a bit. Don't worry, unless you sweat when you worry, then worry hard.
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here buddy, follow this.
only, get 70 g of protein an hour before the test, beef jerky and a protein shake.
it worked for me and i smoked the day before...
you're fine man.
Just drink as much water as you can... That's gotten a quarter ounce of kush out of my buddies system within 2 days after he smoked..
No see what you have to do is do an enema, 75% of the thc in your body is stored along the lining of your digestive tract. They work wonders
dont even work out, thatll bring it all out in the pee, just dilute the FUCK out of ur piss, adn take alot of vitamin b, b complex, 5 hours befoer your test / at the beginning of the day, along with 4 aspirin. ANd do what i said earlier
Damn are you making urine test every weeks in the US?
What the fuck is this shit: judging people because they consume something, that's stupid!
Can you refuse the urine test? Because if I was you, I'd refuse, I don't care if it could be my job: I'll leave it anyway because they have no dignity for their emloyees.
[QUOTE=alexguydude;37384279]I read all through the other thread about passing the test, but I really need some help here guys.
Here's the information:
Smoked 3 days ago, 4 bowls of Kush.
Last time I smoked before that was over a month ago.
Test is most likely on monday (So 6 days after I smoked)
I'm drinking a shitload of water, planning on getting some Pectin crap and vitamin B, but I don't know if theres anything else I should do. Should I be working out super hard and then chill the next two days just to get it out of my system or just no working out at all?
Like I said previously I'm only an occasional, because I did it over a month and a half ago before the last smoke.
Any input is appreciated because I'm paranoid as shit right now.[/QUOTE]
Working out helps because of sweat and it burns the fat that the thc is stored in, so resting afterwards won't really make a difference.
Drink alot of water, run every day till you look like a wet T-shirt contest winner, go to a sauna every day if you can.
Since you're not all day every day then you should be fine if you follow all the advice given.
Also take the pectin shortly before the test, it'll dilude your pee enough to let you pass. Just know that some places can detect if you used niacin or pectin or whatever.
I don't think you should dilute your piss just before the test, don't they usually instant-fail you if it's obvious you're diluting?
niacin.
If you're going to a doctor's office, it's possible (small chance), that they will test your creatine levels to see if you've been trying to dilute and cheat the test. The idea behind all the protein before you go take the test is that it will hopefully bring your creatine levels back up to normal, giving you one more fail safe in case you take an advanced test.
Pickle juice is your friend, but seriously back in high school i had a hash brownie on a Friday afternoon and then on the following Wednesday i got drug tested but i passed because i drank a shit ton of the pickle juice. It wont hurt to try it.
[QUOTE=LoucoussBe;37389317]Damn are you making urine test every weeks in the US?
What the fuck is this shit: judging people because they consume something, that's stupid!
Can you refuse the urine test? Because if I was you, I'd refuse, I don't care if it could be my job: I'll leave it anyway because they have no dignity for their emloyees.[/QUOTE]
Dude, you have no idea. The fact that I smoke weed pretty much guarantees that I won't be able to get a good job. It's bullshit.
A lot of places don't test unless they think you're getting high. Shit costs money.
I've been drinking water all this week, drank some creatine just now. Test is tomorrow. I'm not sure when I'll receive the results but I'm not feeling too good about it.
It's been 6 days since I smoked, I weigh 150 pounds by the way, so I have barely any fat and mostly muscle.
But I don't think it goes out this quick so I'm not sure what I'll do. I don't have any pectin or whatever but I'm gonna drink like 3-4 waters tomorrow, a creatine supplement again, and hopefully get my hands on some Vitamin B12.
[QUOTE=tristanguy2;37412402]I don't think you should dilute your piss just before the test, don't they usually instant-fail you if it's obvious you're diluting?[/QUOTE]
Yea that's why you keep drinking a gallon and a half a day of course, eat a red steak the night before the day of your test, take 4 aspirin in the morning to balance your creatine on the day of it, take around 5 b-complex's in the morning to keep you piss yellow, and then start the whole diluting process about 4 hours before the test. Then you get 100 gs of protein through beef jerky and protein shake 1 hour before the test. I seriously was on probation and took my last test to get off it, and if I failed I'd be on another half a year. I smoked a bowl the day before, and I still got off probation. So I'm just saying it worked for me. Hope I helped somehow
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[QUOTE=alexguydude;37424424]I've been drinking water all this week, drank some creatine just now. Test is tomorrow. I'm not sure when I'll receive the results but I'm not feeling too good about it.
It's been 6 days since I smoked, I weigh 150 pounds by the way, so I have barely any fat and mostly muscle.
But I don't think it goes out this quick so I'm not sure what I'll do. I don't have any pectin or whatever but I'm gonna drink like 3-4 waters tomorrow, a creatine supplement again, and hopefully get my hands on some Vitamin B12.[/QUOTE]
Dude, go to any grocery store, and look for Certo. If they dont have look for Sure-Jell with the sugar. Trust me it's VERY worth it for the cheap price, especially if you're not feeling good about it. Just follow that method
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I think you'll be fine
Also, why is it that you're being drug tested?
Why are you guys rating Lipsonfire dumb and dissagree if your just restating what he said afterwards?
DD being DD.
[QUOTE=arthuro12;37428819]Why are you guys rating Lipsonfire dumb and dissagree if your just restating what he said afterwards?
DD being DD.[/QUOTE]
Exercising doesn't help.
[QUOTE=BurningPlayd0h;37447004]Exercising doesn't help.[/QUOTE]
i remember reading something about you getting clean faster if you exercise.
Well I faked the pee test.
Had my friend who smoked 2 months ago once piss into a 5-hour energy bottle and I used that. I think I should be good with that.
I don't know if they compare a urine test to a blood test (because it isnt JUST drug test, it is a body health test), so hopefully not.
[QUOTE=/B/rother;37447038]i remember reading something about you getting clean faster if you exercise.[/QUOTE]
You do but it's best to stop exercising a day or 2 before the test.
[QUOTE=BurningPlayd0h;37447004]Exercising doesn't help.[/QUOTE]
THC is stored in fat lipids....
You tell me the best way to burn fat!
[QUOTE=Lipsonfire;37454895]THC is stored in fat lipids....
You tell me the best way to burn fat![/QUOTE]
Well you're both right. It helps but if you do it within a day or two before the test i think some of it can show in your urine. I don't know, might as well be as cautious as possible
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[QUOTE=alexguydude;37450726]Well I faked the pee test.
Had my friend who smoked 2 months ago once piss into a 5-hour energy bottle and I used that. I think I should be good with that.
I don't know if they compare a urine test to a blood test (because it isnt JUST drug test, it is a body health test), so hopefully not.[/QUOTE]
And by the way, if you're just getting tested by your doctor then stop being a pussy
[QUOTE=Lipsonfire;37454895]THC is stored in fat lipids....
You tell me the best way to burn fat![/QUOTE]
Burning the fat and releasing the stored THC metabolites in the days before your test doesn't sound like the best of ideas.
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[QUOTE=/B/rother;37447038]i remember reading something about you getting clean faster if you exercise.[/QUOTE]
Having low body fat to begin definitely helps, but exercising isn't going to drastically change your body fat percentage in a few days.
I passed a test (this was a legit test, at the hospital and all) three days after just by drinking a shit ton of cranberry juice the whole time. I was amazed that it worked, but its worth a try
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