There was once a retarded troll from Ukraine. His favorite thing to do is to troll 12 year olds. They had to listen to his infinite nagging about how life was in communist Ukraine during year 1900 until they commited suicide with a plasma cutter that actually was a Chinese copy of the original that contains nonexistent matter of the highest quality that is a qualified and certified product from Norrlands Iron-dairy company that Allan Ballan had trolled to death so the dairy company had to shut down due to no oxygen being left in the brain because of all the talking. This was bothering Mao Zedong because he used to buy Albanian iron from the dairy company for producing future production rifles from ancient times. Allan Ballan continues his trolling in Sweden while he was smoking brickbased hubcaps from humanitarian help. Allan Ballan went to a market somewhere in Svalbard, Sweden because he was so high. During the trip, he walked around and showed his bratwurst to people on the market. His bratwurst was big and black. A lot of niggers got angry and started chasing Allan through the entire market with their hammers and sickles. The hammers and sickles came from Communist soviet union and where rusty so they broke when they tried to dismember Allan Ballan.
Chapter 2: Allan Ballans nonexistent gases: Allan Ballan felt that his stomach was feeling bad so he had to take a huge shit. He ran to a Viking and bent over and crapped so shit covered a crappy city. The city’s name was Runar von Inngvarlotic. It was now uninhabited because the gases and the smell from Allan Ballans shit made peoples skin dissolve. Because Allan Ballan’s skin was dissolved, he was running around in his pink skeleton and got gunned down by a KGB agent. The KGB agent was a pedophile and took Allan Ballan to a room and raped the corpse. Then an angel appeared and smoked the KGB Agent and revived Allan Ballan. The angel said: “Allan Ballan, you are the most retarded troll in the world and we need you and do you want to have sex? Allan Ballan said: “Yes, ofcourse, trololololololo hurr durr derp”. The angel blew up at the last word. Then, a crazy Arabic bus driver came and his name was Muhamed Al Sharif and he said: “Allan Ballan, wanna play wordfued?”. Allan Ballan said:” I wanna take a smoke with your wives half-brother”.
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Fucking beautiful.
Excellent, 10/10.
After reading this story I have reconsidered my views on society.
Best story ever.
I just laughed through all of that.
Thank you.
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