Facepunch help me I have to take a poop real bad

[Mister Sandman]

Facepunch, today I was doing my usual, being a fat faggot and eating shit
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WHEN SUDDENLY I CAME TO A SHOCKING REALIZATION
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I had to take a shit!
So I rushed to the toilet as fast as I can
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Only to realize that it was filled with weird blue water you aren't supposed to poo poo in
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Being the clever fiend I am, I rushed to the other bathroom
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Only to find that, oh no, this toilet also had blue water!
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I looked to the skies and yelled NOOOOOOO
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So Facepunch, here I am, needing to take a dump and not knowing where to.
What do I do?

[Nohj]

shit in the sink.

also fast threads.

[HeavyGuy]

Shit out of the window, 50 points if you hit someone.

[blerb]

Shit your pants.

[Sleffs]

Outside

[Mister Sandman]

[QUOTE=Nohj;26369860]shit in the sink.

also fast threads.[/QUOTE]

I would have posted this in fast threads but alas I am in a fucking hurry

[Arkantos]

Blue = Evil

[Appolox]

Do the upperdecker instead.

[ilikehl2]

Flush the blue shit.

[Anax]

I heard that if you poop in the blue water you die.

[Mister Sandman]

[QUOTE=IlikeHL2;26369921]Flush the blue shit.[/QUOTE]

I tried this but the toilet only created more blue shit

[Roof]

winning thread...
with epic pics

By the way you have the same architectural design of your bathroom as mine.

[Teh Phoenix]

wait

you're not supposed to shit in the blue stuff?

:byodood:

[Haxxer]

What's the blue shit for?

[I Broke The Sun]

Shit outside.

[Pretiacruento]

Tell your mom not to purchase these:

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Anyhow, why wouldn't you want to take a dump in blue water anyway?

[Tu154M]

Could you please elaborate further on the mentioned 'blue water'?

Kind regards.

[Mister Sandman]

[QUOTE=Anax;26370000]I heard that if you poop in the blue water you die.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Teh Phoenix;26370060]wait

you're not supposed to shit in the blue stuff?

:byodood:[/QUOTE]
Oh god
Oh god man
You're gonna die!

[seebok]

poop in a bottle, piss in it, rap a balloon around the bottle, U GOT JENKEM! (btw wait a week, then take a giant sniff of it).

[Mister Sandman]

[QUOTE=Tu154M;26370146]Could you please elaborate further on the mentioned 'blue water'?

Kind regards.[/QUOTE]

I don't know anything about the blue water, it's just there

[Lukeo]

Run outside and fire your shit at oncoming traffic.

[SilverDragon619]

go take a shit in the garden

[Ender_Wiggin]

I always poo in the blue water

[Game Zombie]

Shit in the tank behind the toilet

[Ir1shFox]

Piss in the toilet. Yellow plus blue equals green. Green is safe right?

[Game Zombie]

[QUOTE=Ir1shfox;26370225]Piss in the toilet. Yellow plus blue equals green. Green is safe right?[/QUOTE]
Green means go so most likely

[toaster468]

scoop it out.

[Camdude90]

Flush it first, then the blue will be gone (you might have to do it twice) Then, free yourself of the brown burden! (trust me, I'm a blue-stuff-in-toilet-clearing expert)

[Foxoxo]

[QUOTE=Ender_Wiggin;26370206]I always poo in the blue water[/QUOTE]

You gonna die

[R3allybored]

Poop in the blue stuff. Don't be a pussy.