My Life-- An Epic Compilation of my Daily Thoughts and Occurences
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[b]Before we jump in this,[/b] I am going to say that this is just basically a list of random shit that I think of, or that happens to me. If that doesn't sound interesting, I don't care.
[i]Now we're into this.[/i]
I love how all my friends watch their tongues around their ex's that they supposedly don't care about. "Ah, he's just a fuc-freakin' idiot."
The other day, I came to school and remembered I didn't do my Spanish homework, and wanted to go home. Then, I saw we were watching "The Patriot" in history, and decided to stay. But then I remembered it was our run day in Phys Ed, and wanted to go home. But we were having enchiladas at lunch so I stayed.
The lack of knowledge of the Holocaust baffles me. It's not just "Hitler didn't like Jews so he killed them, and every German should now be called a Nazi." It's "Hitler believed that the world was based on nations conquering their enemies, and believed the Jews were the enemy for stabbing Germany in the back in WWI. It is also the German's duty to revive the lost Aryan race, descended from Atlantis." Also, Nazi !=German, Nazi = National Socialist German Worker's Party. Duh, guys.
The Human Centipede gave me nightmares last night. If you don't know what it is, you're lucky. But, in my dream, it was Ronald McDonald, Bugs Bunny and the Kool-Aid man. *shiver*
I once forgot a pencil for school, and went through the entire day using a red pen. All my teachers were mad at me. When I got to English, I wrote [i]"(sorry I'm using red pen, don't have anything else)"[/i]. When I got the paper back, my teacher had written [i]"A crime punishable with death!"[/i] New favorite teacher? I think so.
How do you remain being humble while someone says "You're smart. I wish I was as smart as you."?
I spend all day with a girl that is my friend's ex-girlfriend of 5 years, who has a crush on one of my other friends, and almost 20 of my friends like her. I know I can't go out with her without hurting quite a bit of people, but I don't care. I love the sound of her voice.
My friends make fun of my ingenuity. My 3D glasses got fucked, so what did I do? I cut the plastic pieces out and put them on my normal glasses, so I can see 3D while seeing long distance. My Xbox 360 headset broke, so what do I do? I get my beanie, and sow the mic into the fabric, I now have an Xbox Beanie that's surprisingly comfortable. Destroyed my glasses and my beanie for my short-term saitsfaction. Yes!
I found a website that says "We'll publish any book for free!" I clicked it, and all it had was the text "Want a book published?" and a Yes button. When I clicked it, all it said was "No. It probably sucks." in flashing text. Well played, site, because the name of my story was "Glarbleflarbles of the Human Middle Toe".
I recently found my old Relient K cd. I turned it on, and was flooded with nostalgia. I've known all the songs by heart since I was seven. [i]Sadie Hawkins dance, in my khaki pants. . . .[/i] Nostalgia is the best thing ever.
A half-autistic kid was caught jackin' off in Math by the 50 year old teacher. Everyone was mean to him, until they found out he had plans of shooting up the school. Now everyone loves him.
I used to like The Office until I watched the episode where Dwight was pretending to give birth to a watermelon. Now I like The Office but don't tell anyone I like The Office.
The game.
Whenever I'm playing a game, I play the most epic music I have on my iTunes. It makes me feel so cool when I'm blowing up that heavily-guarded chemical plant. But I have to pause it every five seconds whenever the characters have to say something. Why is there no option to play dialog through the headset?
I think 3D tv is a great option. Sales would shoot up and entertainment would be right there next to it, but we'd be creating a whole new generation of obese children with horrible eyesight. Eh, two outta three ain't bad.
The past two days were TAKS tests (Texas Assessment of Knowledge and Skill), and I had two books to read, [i]Schindler's List[/i] and [i]The Killer Angels[/i], with reports due on each tomorrow. I started to read, but soon ended up playing paper-soccer with the kid next to me. I was the Buzz Lightyear Pez dispenser, he was the Easter Bunny. Best choice ever.
At the present moment, I have 9 Algebra papers, 7 Spanish papers and 4 tests to correct or finish. I just love procrastina. . . meh.
Modest Mouse might just be the best band ever. They have some of the best mixture of musical styles, meaningful and gripping lyrics, and a very unique singing style. Too bad my friends only care about fast guitars and heavy drums.
The new YouTube sucks. I made a video of what's wrong with it, posted it online. I got 300 views within the first 4 hours. Glad to know that others hate my hates. :D
This is probably by far my favorite smiley, :|. Probably just because it took me two years to find the | button. |l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l.
My friend thinks he's a really good author. We're both working on personal apocalyptic projects. He killed off three main characters and discovered a safe haven on "page 59", as he called it. He emailed it to me, but then I saw that his font size was 36. I reduced it to twelve, and he had written 11 pages. The most description he used was: "the bullet pierced his neck like a sharp object and he fell down dead and blood was coming out of the wound and I shot his killer in the face with my 12 gauge." He's getting much better, though.
My friend is also getting into freerunning.I would join him, but I'm fat. That's all for that story.
How come every cat food commercial makes me want to buy that catfood just because they put delicious ingredients in it? I want some of that shrimp'n'salmon.
Trolololo.
Have you ever just written every single thing that comes to your mind at the exact moment it comes to your mind? You discover many things about the human mind. The associations made. The train of thought. The thin line between creativity and insanity.
I'm too lazy to put anything else. Might add more later.
[highlight](User was banned for this post ("GD isn't your blog" - SteveUK))[/highlight]
Thanks for updating your personal blog that is facepunch!
I'm really looking forward into your next entry!
[QUOTE=Leaf Runner;21237032]Thanks for updating your personal blog that is facepunch!
I'm really looking forward into your next entry![/QUOTE]
You are very much welcome, sir.
Thread title needs change to "The random thoughts and recollections of a 12 year old who has drank too much Rockstar and finds /b/ to be lolz supr randum funni xD"
[QUOTE=w 1 z;21237089]Thread title needs change to "The random thoughts and recollections of a 12 year old who has drank too much Rockstar and finds /b/ to be lolz supr randum funni xD"[/QUOTE]
I'm sixteen, I don't drink energy drinks and /b/ is disgusting.
M'kay.
Get a diary.
[b]Blog[/b]punch?
On reflection, I enjoyed that read. :v:
And we are similar in some ways, it seems.
[editline]09:33AM[/editline]
There needs to be a blogging custom forum, even though I have my own blog.
It seems whenever someone at all posts their thoughts on different subjects it is called a blog.
Holy shit I never even knew there was a | key on my keyboard.
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;21237194]It seems whenever someone at all posts their thoughts on different subjects it is called a blog.[/QUOTE]
..because that's what a blog is.
[QUOTE=Klownox;21237231]..because that's what a blog is.[/QUOTE]
So anyone saying "I think that--" on anything at all is a blog?
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;21237265]So anyone saying "I think that--" on anything at all is a blog?[/QUOTE]
No, but this is a blog. It's a journal of sorts.
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;21237115] /b/ is disgusting.[/QUOTE]
I disagree.
[QUOTE=Klownox;21237380]No, but this is a blog. It's a journal of sorts.[/QUOTE]
A blog/journal is generally a recount of the past day's/few days events to bring everybody up to speed as to what you had for lunch, when you last took a shit, and what you're doing in bed. This is a compilation of thoughts in certain scenarios, so it's not exactly the same, but it's on a similar track.
I'd know.
[editline]09:44AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;21237401]I disagree.[/QUOTE]
Agreed.
This just looks like a collection of tweets, not a blog
and definitely not a thread
[QUOTE=Zayfox;21237414]A blog/journal is generally a recount of the past day's/few days events to bring everybody up to speed as to what you had for lunch, when you last took a shit, and what you're doing in bed. This is a compilation of thoughts in certain scenarios, so it's not exactly the same, but it's on a similar track.[/QUOTE]
journals are often written about observations, whereas diaries are more about events.
[QUOTE=Klownox;21237543]journals are often written about observations, whereas diaries are more about events.[/QUOTE]
Ah.
Rated informative.
[editline]09:49AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=WhatTheKlent;21237507]I'm confused.[/QUOTE]
I was waiting for this to come up from someone. :v:
Heh, good read. I liked it.
[QUOTE=Braww;21237599]Heh, good read. I liked it.[/QUOTE]
See? If people read it there's some entertaining stuff in there. They just go "Blog." and leave.
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;21237660]See? If people read it there's some entertaining stuff in there. They just go "Blog." and leave.[/QUOTE]
Also known as one person liking it.
[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;21237683]Also known as one person liking it.[/QUOTE]
You also think 4chan is a proper source of entertainment.
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;21236984]The game.[/QUOTE]
o man u put a /b/ meme in der
lol ur so funny.
i just lost the game XD
On-Topic: I thought you said "/b/ was disgusting".
[QUOTE=Klownox;21237706]You also think 4chan is a proper source of entertainment.[/QUOTE]
touche.
[QUOTE=Klownox;21237706]You also think 4chan is a proper source of entertainment.[/QUOTE]
That's obvious, given his avatar
[QUOTE=Leaf Runner;21237747]o man u put a /b/ meme in der
lol ur so funny.
i just lost the game XD
On-Topic: I thought you said "/b/ was disgusting".[/QUOTE]
I don't ever go to /b/ but I play the game. I'm such a hypocrite, because memes are solely used on the site they originate on. I forgot.
I didn't find any of that funny or interesting.
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