I have an extremely irrational fear of spiders, so when word got around that some venomous spiders were popping up around our coast, and I saw this motherfucker, I wasn't taking any chances.
[video=youtube;-QNIKOpArFs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QNIKOpArFs[/video]
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-snip- Got confused.
Kill that sucker.
My god she is small as hell ! What a pussy.
[QUOTE=StoneRabbit;41008721]My god she is small as hell ! What a pussy.[/QUOTE]
are you fucking high it's like the size of my hand
That poor key.
[QUOTE=Shark Cat;41008740]are you fucking high it's like the size of my hand[/QUOTE]
You have tiny hands then.
[QUOTE=avon43;41009243]You have tiny hands then.[/QUOTE]
YOU HAVE TINY AWARENESS OF MY SARCASM
[QUOTE=supe7nova;41009230]That poor key.[/QUOTE]
It had to be done.
Just spray it with bug spray or WD40 or light it up with a deodorant can and a lighter.
Why flush the key :v:
Should have locked the house up, boarded up the windows, and buried the house key if you're going that route.
[QUOTE=Shark Cat;41009303]YOU HAVE TINY AWARENESS OF MY SARCASM[/QUOTE]
WELL YOU HAVE TINY AWARENESS OF YOUR TINY HANDS, TINY MAN
you could've sprayed insect killer on it ya big dingus
Just burn down your house
Sick window. Don't try fighting spiders in the yard; they'll just burrow underground and strike at night when you're sleeping. Don't ever attack one without killing it. The bastards understand what revenge is.
Looked friendly, why you have to be so mean? [img]http://files.1337upload.net/frown.gif[/img]
Poke it with a stick
[QUOTE=zyke34;41009821]you could've sprayed insect killer on it ya big dingus[/QUOTE]
it's brule's rules
Dude that's nothing. In my house, especially now around spring we have these huge as mothers laying eggs and shit. Yesterday, i was talking to my friends on skype and playing games, and one of these just crawled up on my arm.
It's cool though. It was my friendly spider-pal that lives in my room.
We named her shelob.
Personally I don't get the whole irrational fear of spiders thing. Sure they're a little bit weird but most creatures that size are.
I've woken up to bigger spiders crawling on my face. Sometimes I let 'em stay there for a while because they tickle a little bit and I like to see what they do up close. In my own opinion, spiders are adorable as hell.
But hey, irrational fears are irrational. All I'm saying is that people are spouting out that they're arachnaphobics as if it's a popular and good thing recently. Post one spider thing and everyone's all like "BURN IT" and "GET IT AWAY FROM ME". I'm getting kinda tired of it, it's almost like it's one of facepunch's own funne maymays.
You have to board up the windows, it's the only way. They can still squeeze through the very small cracks in the corners of your window.
[sub]They watch you while you sleep.[/sub]
I hate spiders too and this is the time of year where they like to invade my house
[QUOTE=Zakkin;41010186]Personally I don't get the whole irrational fear of spiders thing. Sure they're a little bit weird but most creatures that size are.
I've woken up to bigger spiders crawling on my face. Sometimes I let 'em stay there for a while because they tickle a little bit and I like to see what they do up close. In my own opinion, spiders are adorable as hell.
But hey, irrational fears are irrational. All I'm saying is that people are spouting out that they're arachnaphobics as if it's a popular and good thing recently. Post one spider thing and everyone's all like "BURN IT" and "GET IT AWAY FROM ME". I'm getting kinda tired of it, it's almost like it's one of facepunch's own funne maymays.[/QUOTE]
I don't want to hate them, I feel bad when I see people kill them, they just creep me the fuck out.
Dude it's just gonna find a way out and be extra pissed now. Shoulda burned the neighborhood.
[QUOTE=Foogooman;41011524]Dude it's just gonna find a way out and be extra pissed now. Shoulda burned the neighborhood.[/QUOTE]
There's a web coming from the crack onto the window sill..
[I][B]IT GOT IN[/B][/I]
shine your flashlight on it and then shoot it while its turned over
[QUOTE=Primigenes;41012168]So how are you gonna open that window?[/QUOTE]
I'm not.
[QUOTE=StoneRabbit;41008721]My god she is small as hell ! What a pussy.[/QUOTE]
Size doesn't matter! I'll give you an example
You know this plant right here?
[img]http://www.britannica.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/hemlock.jpg[/img]
Most of us in the states have probably run through it, picked them, given to our mothers as a kid being all cute
But if you ingest any of it, YOU DIE. FUCK. Most poisonous plant in the world. Who knew
if i ever see a spider i get lysol or something like that and just spray it directly into the motherfuckers face, they scramble around like a total idiot and just die sooner or later :)
[QUOTE=Furnost;41012561]if i ever see a spider i get lysol or something like that and just spray it directly into the motherfuckers face, they scramble around like a total idiot and just die sooner or later :)[/QUOTE]
One time I found this spider crawling around the kitchen floor so I took a bendy straw, scooped the spider inside and then folded the straw over repeatedly until I was sure that bastard died. I then flushed the straw down the toilet.
why do you guys hate spiders so much
they're bros
[QUOTE=Boaraes;41013630]why do you guys hate spiders so much
they're bros[/QUOTE]
I agree, but I have a policy.
Spiders may be as numerous as they want and be in as many places in my home as long as they follow [b]The Rules[/b]. A. Never allow yourself to be seen. B. Never allow any of your webs to be seen. C. Never physically interact with me. Failure to abide by any of the 3 rules is met with an instant death sentence.
I love jumping spiders. We get em around here. Cute little fuckers. Plus they kill the actually annoying bugs.
Its when you get the spiders with long legs I get creeped out, but I never kill them (unless they drop on my face suddenly). I typically just stick em outside.
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