Howdy guys, just thought I would share my most recent outing before I forget it. You see, it is 4am at the moment where I am, and as I just got back I thought I should write about this before I go to bed. I would normally never write about a night out as they usually thread worthy, but I feel tonight was different.
At around 6pm I had gotten myself out of bed after an afternoon nap when I heard there was a party going down in North London, at this point I geared up, visited my dealer and headed off to said party only to find out I didn't know anyone there apart from my friends Michael, Josh, Trevor,Ashley, David and Pete. After an hour or so we had realised that this party was filled with a bunch of idiots who were just burning things and breaking shit, so I set our group aside and discussed what our plan of action would be.
It wasn't long before we decided, Michael, Josh, Trevor and myself wanted to go hit the bars down on Camden highstreet as it was the closest area to us at the time wilst David and Pete said they would go to KFC and would be back after they had finished eating, unfortunately David was the only one with a phone and it had ran out before they got a chance to call us, I have yet to make contact with them since. After we all walked Ashley home on the way to Camden, we decided to make a stop off before we reached the main road to smoke a few jays. Weighing a few grams less yet feeling a whole lot heavier we slowly glided towards the first bar which was some organic place that only had organic free range alcohol (Whatever that is) and after a huge conversation with the guy as to what the difference was between red bull and vodka or their organic energy drink and vodka we started to order drinks. At this point it was around 10pm and we were starting the night off to some smooth Jazz, planning our journey whilst we fought over the little niblets that we had bought to share.
After finishing up our drinks at the alcoholic health bar we began to move further along the road until we spotted another bar just outside the tube station. Michael, Josh and I decided that we would go in to get a few shots whilst Trevor looked for somewhere to take a piss (He refused to go into the bathroom in the bar since "You can't write your name on a urinal."). As we waited for Trevor as we remained in a line to the bar that seemed to last forever, one of the bar women came up to us and said "Did you guys order the two jugs and the two mojito's? Its been sitting here for the past 45 minutes." After giving each other the bro look we turned to the woman and said "Hell yeah, we have been looking for this." We then recieved the two jugs and mojitos and me and Michael drank the jugs while Josh drunk the mojito's because he's a fag.
As we finished up on our free drinks, Trevor returned after what seemed like an hour with the warning "Don't ever confuse a persons house's wall to a communal wall." And thats all he said. As we left the bar, Trevor confessed his hunger and as any good friends would do we took him to Mcdonalds (24/7, fuck yeah). I decided to order five hamburgers for five pounds because thats fucking value. At this point Josh and Trevor decided to snort some coke while myself and Michael munched on our food. Michael declined for now as he said he had alot more drinking to do and I don't do coke anyway so I was just enjoying the night in my drunk high state of mind. After Josh and Trevor had their pick me up Michael and I spotted a blues bar which looked bad ass so we went in while Josh and Trevor where denied due to their behavior. We said we would see them in abit so we went inside the blues bar and chilled out to some awesome live music and further tipping over my sobriety. Since we had these wierd ass stamps they gave us we were allowed to go in and out after paying the 3.50 entrance fee, so Michael and I went round back to stone another joint while we called Josh and Trevor. After calling Trevor's phone, we learned that they had decided to run all the way down the fucking road back where we came from to get fit, and that they think they could seriously be up for worlds strongest man give or take a few months. We told them to head back to the bar and we would meet them after a drink, and so we did.
At this point it had hit around 12am in the morning when Trevor got a phone call from our friend Ben who had a few people around bond street and said we should come meet them. We sat at the empty bus stop on some random road which seemed to be deserted, so we smoked yet another joint to pass the time, when the bus arrived, I thought it would be a clever idea to try and convince the guy driving the bus that a 1 dollar bill is worth 2 pounds so I should be able to afford a ticket. When I realised that it was a situation I would never win, I just shuffled through my bag till I found 2 pounds in 10 pence coins (We had gone to a machine the day before where you put 10p coins in and see if you can win cash), needless to say he was not amused. After that buisseness was done with, we headed up to the top of the bus where we spotted three drunk chicks sitting in front of us, we thought it would be funny if we coughed every time the one in the middle touched her hair which seemed to be quite often. It was a proud moment after the ninth cough when she took out her pocket mirror and desperately checked hair for imperfections. Sadly, the coughing game was not to last, as it was our stop.
As we pulled off we saw Ben and a bunch of girls and guys we had never seen before, apart from this one guy ive seen before and we marched onwards to Lester square since we had been pointed in that direction as aparently there was a bunch of shit there to do. Sadly, by the time we had got there every venue was refusing entry as it was past 2am, so me Michael and Josh decided to head off since we were tired. After a long ass walk down a huge main road we spotted something, was it a mirage? Mabey, but it was a big ass milk truck delivering a big ass truck's worth of milk so I went up to the milk man and said "Hey, got milk?". After looking me up and down he replied "Yeah, I got milk." He then gave me a crate of milk and we walked on drinking our milk as if we were kings. As we were a litre of milk down each we stumbled upon a closed Yo Sushi which still had the conveyer belt and chairs and tables out so we sat there stoning while we discussed mindblowing shit like the fact that a woman we had spotted earlier had a extra thumb or where are David and Pete? After this lengthy discussion, we walked back to mine where I said goodbye to the fellas and headed upstairs, where I went on the computer and here I am, Hi guys.
Well, that was my friday night out, how was yours?
welp i'm on a light-medium dose of 2c-i and about to smoke a cigarette wooh.
I did nothing today, however yesterday after I got home from Warped i thought it would be a great idea to sit around and drink and shoot the shit with my dad for awhile even though I was exhausted, ended up drinking a bit more than i intended and fell asleep somewhere around 8 or 9pm. woke up around 2, smoked a bit, fell back asleep and then woke up this morning asleep on the top stair landing more close to rolling down the stairs than i'm comfortable with. nothing too eventful though.
[editline]23rd July 2011[/editline]
and by today i mean yesterday.
[editline]23rd July 2011[/editline]
so by yesterday i mean thursday, yeah, that sounds right.
I went and hung out with a bunch of friends from a show I did, who have recently started seeming to me like they don't want me around. After starting to feel like a total outcast to them, I left (about 30 miles from home, with a dead phone meaning no GPS) to figure out the freeways by myself.
Feeling like utter shit, I decided to stop by a smoke shop to buy a pipe so I could smoke what little weed I had left, but being midnight, every smoke shop was closed.
So I dropped by Rally Burger and bought entirely too much food, then came home where my mother told me that the next day we'd clean the garage.
So all in all, a pretty shitty night.
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But yours seemed pretty fun. I'm jelly.
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