Woman caught burgling students' cars; claims to be hunting for ISIS

[Dougz]

[QUOTE]A Hurley, Miss. woman, who purported to be looking for members of the terrorist group ISIS was caught stealing sunglasses and other items from high school students' vehicles, GulfLive.com reports. Lisa Carol Roche was charged with commercial burglary of an automobile and was detained Friday at Jackson County Adult Detention Center.[/QUOTE]

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[url]http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2014/10/woman_on_the_hunt_for_terroris.html[/url]

[pr00ch]

I mean I don't usually judge based on looks but come on

[Zonesylvania]

Imagine stooping low enough to claim to be searching for terrorists when all you want is to steal from others.

[Zenreon]

"I better check behind the stereo, Al-qaeda is smaller so they could be hiding in there"

[Zeke129]

That's going to be my excuse for everything now. Who broke the vase? I was looking for ISIS. Did you eat my sandwich again? Yup, looking for ISIS. Someone pissed all over the floor and forgot to wipe it up! No time, looking for ISIS.

[SexualShark]

holy tattoos

[Aphtonites]

[QUOTE=Zeke129;46151535]That's going to be my excuse for everything now. Who broke the vase? I was looking for ISIS. Did you eat my sandwich again? Yup, looking for ISIS. Someone pissed all over the floor and forgot to wipe it up! No time, looking for ISIS.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/M11xnx7.png[/IMG]
[I]"I BET ISIS DID THIS"[/I]

[Laika]

a true patriot

[notgeogzm]

american hero

[Killzor]

When I hear ISIS I still only think of Archer.

[Pvt. Martin]

Well it is sunny in the desert :^)

[EchoJuliet]

Fucking hell she's hideous.

[darunner]

[QUOTE=SexualShark;46151563]holy tattoos[/QUOTE]

It's just the one tattoo, actually

[pentium]

[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;46150848]Imagine stooping low enough to claim to be searching for terrorists when all you want is to steal from others.[/QUOTE]

[b]CHOOSE A PLAYER[/b]

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[Perfumly]

I love this

[5/3/4/3]

a true fighter

[Daniel Smith]

She obviously was trying to think of a good excuse after getting caught but the excuse ended up backfiring horribly.

[Omali]

ISIS must be a new street name for crystal meth.

[timothy80]

why the fuck would you steal sunglasses of all things. Most of the ones we have in mississippi are fucking cheap.

oh right it's the gulf shores

[cucumber]

Since when stealing in the name of hunting terrorists is illegal in America?

[Shwoop]

Guys come on.. maybe she'll find a terrorists journal and uncover a massive plot. You never know.

[pr00ch]

[QUOTE=Killzor;46152457]When I hear ISIS I still only think of Archer.[/QUOTE]

Do you want infidels?

Cause that's how you get infidels.

[Bat-shit]

Telling by her red nose, I think she's digested enough of God's speed for one lifetime.