Fake Doctor Jailed for Giving Breast Exams in Bars - Polidicks

[quote]Kristina Ross, 37, remains in Ada County Jail in Boise on two felony counts of practicing medicine without a license. Police say Ross introduced herself to victims -- one at a downtown Boise bar and the other at a nightclub in a Boise suburb -- as a plastic surgeon named Berlyn Aussieahshowna, a name that turned out to be bogus. The two women told Boise officers they believed Ross was a physician because of her apparent medical knowledge, and they agreed to undergo what they thought were breast exams, which happened at the bars. As part of her ruse, Ross gave the women the telephone number of a real licensed plastic surgeon in Boise, the state capital, authorities said. Staff at that medical office became alarmed at the number of calls they received from women in recent weeks attempting to confirm appointments or surgeries with a Berlyn Aussieahshowna, according to charging documents. Medical workers on Tuesday alerted Boise police about the pattern, and they later arrested Ross. The suspect's gender is unclear. Idaho court records show that Ross was arrested for petty theft in the spring and that the arrest warrant was issued to a Kristoffer Jon Ross. The Idaho Statesman website reported that Ross has a previous criminal record as a man but identifies herself as a woman and was booked into Ada County Jail as a female. Cosmetic surgical procedures Ross discussed with victims after she touched their breasts under the guise of a medical evaluation included breast augmentation and liposuction. The court on Wednesday found Ross was eligible for a public defender and set a preliminary hearing on the two felony charges for December 1. If convicted, Ross could face a maximum of five years in prison and a fine of up to $10,000 for each count.[/quote] [url]http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6AH0YE20101118?loomia_ow=t0:s0:a49:g43:r2:c0.084499:b39620984:z0[/url] What could possibly go wrong with having your breast examined in a bar :downs:

How stupid do you have to be.

[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;26412437]How stupid do you have to be.[/QUOTE] How drunk to you have to be is the question...

That was the breast plan he could come up with?

[QUOTE=faze;26412465]How drunk to you have to be is the question...[/QUOTE] Not very. I am a licensed breast examiner for bars.

[QUOTE=dogmachines;26412479]That was the breast plan he could come up with?[/QUOTE] [i]she[/i]

[QUOTE=healthpoint;26412515][i]she[/i][/QUOTE] apparently that's up for debate if you read the article

Claims to be a man but is a woman that they thought was a man :psyduck:

[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;26412531]apparently that's up for debate if you read the article[/QUOTE] Oh wait what, yeah. Kinda weird how they call her a she at first though.

best plan ever

brilliant

[quote]Berlyn Aussieahshowna, a name that turned out to be bogus.[/quote] 8| As far as the actual article goes, gjdm!

[QUOTE=OddLawnGnome;26414311]8| As far as the actual article goes, gjdm![/QUOTE] How did you get that infinity symbol vertically flipped.

[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;26414385]How did you get that infinity symbol vertically flipped.[/QUOTE] The same way you flip a b... ...d

Hey babe, can I fondle your breasts? Don't worry, I'm a doctor.

Don't worry guys, I do this at parties all the time.

[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;26414385]How did you get that infinity symbol vertically flipped.[/QUOTE] Its called an eight. But on topic,news is softer than ever.

[img]http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2010/11/19/alg_kristina_ross_mug.jpg[/img] That's a man.

Quick way to get some Major Boobage.

[QUOTE=Jacob_sword;26415800]Quick way to get some Major Boobage.[/QUOTE] Might want to stash up on that "Major Boobage" because he might not get to see it in quite awhile.

this is fucking confusing

Another good pickup line ruined, luckily I still got "May I push your stool in?".

Guess she just really liked boobs.

[img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2267/1798504389_56247e6331.jpg[/img] - [img]http://www.jonco48.com/blog/free_20mamogram_small.jpg[/img]

"Sure thing creepy man-lady I'll let you fondle my boobs!" What could possibly go wrong?

[QUOTE=mars7a;26416404]"Sure thing creepy man-lady I'll let you fondle my boobs!" What could possibly go wrong?[/QUOTE] What can possibly go wrong if you let someone fondle your boobs?

THIS JUST IN: This t-shirt was part of their so-called "uniform" [img]http://teesbox.com/images/FBI-big.jpg?osCsid=24f8e7a777d190aeb31ab36ab7824b6f[/img]