PETA to buy Amityville Horror house to scare meat-eaters - Polidicks

[url]http://www.nydailynews.com/real_estate/2010/05/28/2010-05-28_peta_wants_amityville_horror_house_to_scare_meat_eaters.html[/url] [release]There could be a new “sequel” to the Amityville Horror: PETA wants to move in. The animal rights group has asked to lease the famed haunted home in order to transform it into an exhibit that would scare people out of eating meat and using animal products. "In our horror house, the sound of slaughterhouse blades whirring while animals scream for their lives would play over loudspeakers." Tracy Reiman, vice-president of PETA wrote to the present owners of the Long Island home. "Visitors would be able to see animatronic hens struggling for space inside tiny battery cages and lifelike "fish" gasping for air as they slowly suffocate on the deck of a fishing boat." Visitors to the exhibit would be able to see branding irons and electrified cow prod and also have the opportunity to be "locked" in a small pig crate. For a souvineir, you can buy your terrified tyke a doll that resembles a crazed, knife-wielding Ronald McDonald. " The on-site Cruelty-Free Cafe would feature delicious vegan food, such as protein-packed mock chicken and faux ribs," says Reiman. The South Shore’s Dutch Colonial that inspired the 1977 book "The Amityville Horror" and its many films and sequels was put on the market this month for $1.15 million. In 1974, six members of the DeFeo family were found shot to death. Eldest son Ronald DeFeo Jr. was convicted of the murders. The spooky tale of the Lutz family's brief stay in the house in 1975 spawned a national interest in the home that still remains, to the dismay of the neighbors. "It screwed up the whole neighborhood," a neighbor told the Daily News in 1999. PETA says that their slaughterhouse exhibit would attract buyers to the property.[/release] Fucking PETA. Your dumb house won't get me to stop eating meat.

I'd go there with a bottle of barbecue sauce just to get them mad.

People Eating Tasty Animals. Just getting that joke out of the way early.

Lets hope the evil spirits torture them.

I hope they get eaten alive while trying to convince the demons to become vegetarian

I just really want to go there and just say during the tour, "Hey where's the Deli?"

I think I read somewhere that PETA indirectly funded a firebomber.

Bring a box of ribs and just eat while you take the tour. [editline]10:56PM[/editline] [QUOTE=BagMinge101;22248328]I think I read somewhere that PETA indirectly funded a firebomber.[/QUOTE] They've done that stuff tons of times, they don't even try to hide it very well anymore. They're Domestic Terrorists according to the Government.

OK, great, the next task for PETA is to actually somehow convince people to go in there.

UGH jeez.

Who would pay to go through a shitty haunted house about meat?

I don't believe in ghost and shit, but I wouldn't step within 10 feet of that fucking house. There be bad voodoo in there.

I'm a lifelong vegetarian and PETA is a very bad example.

that doesnt sound scary

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I once saw a pig with it's throat slit, hanging upside down as it's blood drained. It wasn't that bad. It didn't stop me having bacon and sausages for dinner that night. This wont do a god damn thing.

Like a meat eater will really tour it after PETA takes over it huh?

[quote=kybalt;22248467][img]http://aht.seriouseats.com/images/20090422-rush-burger-01.jpg[/img] the horror!1[/quote] oh god! Make it stop! Please! Media tag it!

I want to show up and see if they still let me in the door with a bucket of KFC.

PETA can shove a sea urchin up its dickhole.

As if knowing what Haggis is wasn't enough PETA has to do this? Sounds like it's going to be just as effective.

I would go in and eat KFC the whole time, then ask the 'Cruelty-Free cafe' if they have any non vegetarian products

[quote]"For a souvineir, you can buy your terrified tyke a doll that resembles a crazed, knife-wielding Ronald McDonald."[/quote] I must say, I kind of want one.

so they're taking someone's house and turning it into a mock slaughterhouse I wouldn't sell if I were the current owner

PETA: Be happy we're just setting up a haunted house, rather than financing terrorism to get our point across...again.

I want to eat beef jerky as I walk through.

This has had a reverse effect. I read this and made a toasted bagel with fish sticks between the two halves.

[QUOTE=Strider_07;22249029]This has had a reverse effect. I read this and made a toasted bagel with fish sticks between the two halves.[/QUOTE] I imagine you have to walk through it to have that effect.

That exhibit would make me hungry as hell.

I hope the spirits of the house run them out. I actually respect animals. I hate the sight of hunting and such but when I see PETA in the news, I get the urge to go beat a dog.