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:siren::siren:[b]UPDATE: PM Received by RQ[/b]:siren::siren:
[QUOTE=sargentaaron]Hello, i have just come across the post: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=882226[/url] where user "w1z v2" has taken the personal photos of my forum's members and put them in his thread.
Not only is this showing a complete disregard of respect for said individuals, but is also a crime.
Furthermore, the continued insults that have been said about individuals is unbound, hence referring to another post in that thread:
Baldr: "I suggest that we kill every one below 16, what the fuck is it these days with kids losing all grip on reality."
The Dood: "I load my shotgun for this generation. God help them all I'm going to kill a Twitard and put an Avatard out of his misery."
Which brings the thread up to it's 4th piece of e-crime.
If i have posted this to the wrong person, then please forward it to the right person, or reply to me with the correct persons name, but i would much rather talk to a moderator before calling the e-crime centre about this.[/QUOTE]
:siren::siren:[b]Thread continues below:[/b]:siren::siren:
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Hello, and welcome to Star Tours we will be visiting the moon of Endo-wrong movie
Hello, and welcome to Avatar Tours will be visiting the moon of Pandora which is in the Alpha Centarui I system. Since we actually can't get there in real life, we will be going to the next best thing. An Avatar/Na'vi fan site! Full of mysterious "Na'vikin" and the alike! Here we go
1. Maybe if I form a Na'vi tribe in real life, Daddy won't hit me no more.
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Hello all. Would anyone of you be interested in forming an actual Na'vi Tribe?
I would like for it to actually be a physical organisation with live people, and a Tribal Council. For it to start, you have to be physically located in the Gulf Coast region of the United States. You will need to be in Pensacola, Florida to become a citizen of the tribe.
Here is the detail:
I plan on having an initial Constitutional Convention sometime in 2010 in order to establish our Tribal Government. We will actually meet in person at a designated location to be determined by the Provisional Government. You must remember that we are trying to set up an actual tribe. This is not an Avatar Fan Club (even though you can start one after our tribe is established)!
You must be real, truthful and most of all, we must act in a way that will make our tribe as seen as legitamate. We are not related to Native Americans in any way. We are totally seperate from them. We still follow the laws of whichever country we live in. We have our own culture as well. Na'vi will be a legitimate national language, and you are welcome to speak it at tribal functions.
Are anyone of you up to it? Please reply. Serious enquiries ONLY.[/quote]
Link: [url]http://naviblue.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=27[/url]
:wtc:
2. Maybe if I get gene therapy and turn myself into a Na'vi, Daddy will hit me even more.
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I think this is possible using gene therapy.
We should to gang together, invest and take over a biotech company. Who's with me?
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Link: [url]http://naviblue.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=279[/url]
3. How to cope with depression/mood swings after watching Avatar, Oh God...
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I've read on this thread and various other sources on the web about Avatar fans feeling heightened sense of mood changes along the lines of despair and depression from the realization that Pandora and all of it's inhabitants are not tangible. I have also read about fleeting thoughts of suicide, self induced coma, and prolonged sleep from members of this website and other websites as possible ways to physically and metaphysically connect with Pandora and its inhabitants.
For that matter, this website exists as an extension to the world of Avatar, a place where we all can commune, connect, freely express our love and passion for the world that James Cameron has created. Either here, or at the theaters.
We all know that there is no other way to reach Pandora but to watch Avatar at the theater, or visit this website and similar websites.
So I hope the worrisome expressed intentions on how to escape to Pandora is nothing more than mere expressions and analogies of the love for Avatar and not based on real intentions.
Therefore this thread will serve as a member to member coping and support mechanism for those emotionally affected by the realization that Pandora is not real.
Thank you.[/quote]
Here are some interesting replies..
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Ive had Avatar withdrawl... It is not fun... trust me, i wanted and still do want to dream about being on pandora and being a Na'vi and living out their life...[/quote]
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meditation also helps. imagining myself flying around the floating mountains on an ekran, flying alongside Neytiri, challenging her to a race to the Tree of Souls and back, walking through the plant-lit jungle at night, and other such things.....I find it inspiring, and helps give me a little boost to go along with my day.[/quote]
Last time I checked Meditation was for finding inner peace and calming down, not wanting to be a giant 12 foot alient smurf cat flying down the edge of a seemingly impossible floating mountian on the back of a giant dragon, butterfly, lizard looking thing.
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I know the perfect solution:
Become a member of the United Na'vi Tribe! When the Star Wars convention comes in August, we'll be there processing citizenship applications. I am only using the SW convention as a recruiting station for our tribe. Literally thousands of people will be there, Surely ONE of them will want to be inducted into our people.
The fact that it is a SW convention has absolutely NOTHING to do with our tribe whatsoever.
I could have easily gone to the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas.
PM me for more info. We're a Real life ethnic group. We aren't a RP group or a fanbase. You can be a fan of Avatar though. Great national epic for our emerging people. It will be the next Kaleva.[/quote]
HOLY SHIT, A SPECIAL TRIBE IN REAL LIFE JUST FOR THESE DEPRESSED FUCKHEADS!!! PM THIS GUY NOW FOR FURTHER DETAIL: jorbathehutt. It's funny because they are having it at a Star Wars convention and both movies were heralded for their special effects, story, characters, etc.
Real life ethnic group? Really? At least Furries don't believe in that stupid shit. HURR DURR I AM FROM FURRY ETHNICITY PLZ RESPEKT ME KTHX :downs:
Link: [url]http://naviblue.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=196[/url]
4. How would you decorate YOUR hometree?
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how would you decorate your home tree? i would make mine really blue and cool /w all kinds of that electric flowers. i would make a several story bedroom to protect myself from the humans and their evils. my mom and dad didn't like my questions about wicca beliefs, but i told them to suck it. i am so sick of the whole baptist things since all they want is the money with no promise of anything. my neighbor says religion is taxatian by stupidity and a means to control people, which i must agree with. all of the people i know that are baptist say i am wrong to want to learn about wicca and avatar stuff since i will be doomed the eternal damnation. anyway, i am off of my gripe box. i would put a big fence around my tree to keep the baptists out and all of the people who don't like avatar. i would also want to throw all of those xbox people with their fancy headsets out of the planet. i am so sad about the attacking of avatar fans by all of the jocks and people on cnn.[/quote]
Oh God, Avatar fans are now being attacked! what is going to be their replacement word for persecution? giant12footbluesmurfcatescution?
There's too many good posts on that thread to post here so look for yourselves.
I know how to make a hometree, quite simple really
1. Find a big, tall, tree
2. get 4x4 planks of wood and shit
3. hammer, nails, tools, the essential
4. build house in tree
5. Hometree
Link: [url]http://naviblue.com/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=354[/url]
6. And now we venture into the Avatar Fan Fiction section get your :tinfoil: and :geno: ready!
Avatar - Meaning of My Life
[url]http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5651503/1/[/url]
Actually, not that bad but let's trudge forward...I'm sure there's more shit ahead.
How to Na'vi yourself
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I was interested in turning myself into a Na'vi just like one of the members here (mtnhero) so I searched for a tutorial.
This tutorial seems to be the only one available, at least the only one I can find.
[url]http://solarshine.deviantart.com/art/Tutorial-My-Na-vi-Avatar-148059821[/url]
your Na'vi photo. I'll Post mine later once I get a chance to work on it [/quote]
And look at this end product!
[img]http://naviblue.com/download/file.php?id=3[/img]
Masterpiece!
[img]http://naviblue.com/download/file.php?id=6[/img]
He looks like a fucking Blue Man Group reject.
[img]http://www.lasvegastourism.com/shows/blue-man-group-3.jpg[/img]
Link: [url]http://naviblue.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=46[/url]
[b]WARNING:[/b] The following contains a video that will prompt many WTFs, :wtc:'s, :byodood:'s, and :ohdear:'s. You've been warned
Avatar - Deaf Date
[quote]Here is an... interesting Avatar fan made creation I stumbled on recently. It involves a deaf creator, DragonessLife, and his 'date'. There is no sound as this contribution is form a deaf artist on a deaf site and the scene involves use of a toilet with less than rosy results. It's weird but if we are a fan site, I guess this counts...
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Link: [url]http://naviblue.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=543[/url]
Video: [url]http://deaffunnyvideos.com/[/url]
There isn't a direct link to it so just click on it and click the first selection which is obviously the one that has "AVATAR" in it
It looks like he used 3DS Max 1995 edition to make the err, "effects" and that weird lookin' Na'vi
Want some more Fanfiction of Avatar or are you just a sick demented person that wants to make/find the first Na'vi sex fanfiction? here you go
[url]http://www.fanfiction.net/movie/Avatar/[/url]
Unfortnately I did not find any good what the fuck inducing or ponytail sex Fan art :saddowns:
Although there are some pretty good ones.
[img]http://naviblue.com/gallery/image.php?album_id=5&image_id=332&view=no_count[/img]
[img]http://naviblue.com/gallery/image.php?album_id=5&image_id=328&view=no_countp[/img]
NIGGA, FUCK YOU.
[img]http://naviblue.com/gallery/image.php?album_id=5&image_id=327&view=no_count[/img]
I don't even want to go into the RP section, do that yourselves.
The Trash section aka "all troll posts/threads/users get thrown in here." Huge potentional for lols
1. My wife is pregnant...
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So my wife and I were trying to have a baby for over a year, and recently we succeeded in the conception; unfortunately, we also saw Avatar a week before. Now we are having trouble coping with the fact that we are bringing a child into such a terribly selfish and greedy world. I mean, despite all the amazing acts of human kindness in the very real planet we live on, the Sky People in Avatar were just so mean to the Na'vi and Pandora.
Last year, a friend of my sister saw a story on the news featuring a young boy with Leukaemia. His chances were slim at best, but when my sister's friend heard about it she went in to be tested. They were a match. He promptly contacted the family of the child and donated his bone marrow. Long story short, that boy is now alive thanks to her random act of human kindness. It was one of the few moments in my life that made me truly proud of humanity.
But then I saw Quaritch ruthlessly blowing up Home Tree and destroying Pandora, and the 3D made it even worse!!! Now my wife and I are considering not having this child. I mean why bring someone into this world knowing that it will never see kindness as amazing as that of the Na'vi? Why bring a baby into this world if it will never experience a love like Jake and Neytiri? Why let anyone grow up in a world that is NOT Pandora?
My wife and I are fairly certain now that we are going to cancel this pregnancy before it's too late. We are going to see Avatar one more time at the IMAX this coming weekend, then we will let our child be with Eywa, and never have to suffer through this terrible planet we call Earth.
If it was a girl, we would have named it Neytiri:)[/quote]
This dude got trolled like a motherfucker.
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3 words.
Keep
The
Baby
This movie is fiction, its not real, its not bound to happen. Earth is good. what we have on earth is a lot to have fun with.
Video games
Weight room/ Gym for working out
Computer
Phones
TV
Comfortable chairs and sofa's
BEDS/ MATTRESSES
House
A new PlayStation coming out in the future
A new Nintendo wii or some sort in the future
Better Handheld technology
Football Fields to play Football
Basketball courts (indoor and outdoor) to play basketball, volleyball and what not.
Hot girls (Megan Fox)
Your child could experience these, have fun. In pandora, what is there to do? sit there, crap on the ground or bushes, be dirty, live POOR. Think of these.[/quote]
Link: [url]http://naviblue.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=437[/url]
Unfortunately one of the Mods/Admins basically DDT'd it before anymore lols could occur. Jerks.
2. I can't do it...
They closed and DDT'd a thread of a dude talking about suicide due to Avatar. Either they are giant assholes who just caused someone to kill themselves or, they saw through his clever troll disguise.
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I found this forum through the coping with the withdrawls thread, hoping it would work. Sadly, my own depression is just too much for any of that to help... I've seen this movie more times then anyone else I've ever met, and still it's not enough. My room, filled with posters, and it's still not good enough. I don't know what else to do. I just... I can't take it anymore! I've thought many a times about killing myself. In fact, that's how I feel right now. I want to kill myself because I want to be in a world like Pandora! No, I don't want to. I will. I'll do it. I don't know what else to do. The world we live in right now is too terrible a place. Nothing so far has helped. Nothing at all. I can't live without it. I can't live without that world. It's ruining my life. I've divorced my wife, I've lost all of my friends, my family all think I'm psycho, but they don't know anything! They don't know how hard it is to live in this terrible world. They don't understand the pain. Do not try and stop me! I've already made up my mind. Good bye, cruel world. Now I may live in Pandora![/quote]
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Wooohhh, don't act too quick! There's no reason to commit suicide of a movie. Sure it is such an amazing movie but you're acting to quickly! There's many things to live for here! Love, life, family, friends they're an escape in themselves! Use Avatar as a stretch of your imagination and live your life!!! There's nothing wrong with obsession but don't take it too far when you have so much to live for! Everything will be fine and nothing's ever worth killing yourself over!
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Link: [url]http://naviblue.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=399[/url]
Successfull troll was successfull. Either that or he's dead.
THINGS THAT I OVERLOOKED AND DIDN'T ADD AT FIRST BUT THEN SOMEONE POSTED ABOUT IT SO NOW I AM ADDING IT TO OP
COOL LIST OF PEOPLE THAT HAVE CONTIBUTED: SamPerson123
When Twitards and Avatards collide!
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Hi, Im going to write some jargon now, please note that trolls will not receive replies.
First i would like to state that i have now seen Avatar four times, and believe that is too much. Each time the effect it has on me has magnified. I feel like a shell of my former self and have been left craving something more. Food no longer tastes as wonderful as it used to. I get sick when i drive around in this concrete jungle and think about how beautiful it could have been. I keep thinking about how good a tribal society where everyone pitches in (with no currency) would be. And most of all, I crave that deep connection with my soul mate (with whom i am yet to find).
Because "the words are like stones in my heart" I wrote this poem because i need to express myself to stop me from breaking out in tears randomly. Please not that i know nothing about poetry and just wanted to get it out. I call it blue.
Blue
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Neytiri i see you.
They say you are not real but the way you make me feel
when i see your cheeky smiles and tiniest expressions
the love emanating from you're eyes the passion in your voice
to me you are an ideal and a template of my soulmate
Yes, i love you and if we ever meet i know that you would see me
see through this fake visage and game i play for the rest of the world
know that i am not what i project because you see right through it
My love for you is not lust, but the fact that in you i can place perfect trust
For you will know me, and i will open myself to you and be unafraid.
What is left for me on earth to experience, i crave this deep connection.
These tears i weep keep me from sleep, why does this movie oh so wound me?
I see you Neytiri(soulmate / person who i share the deep connection with)
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Thank you for reading.[/quote]
Link: [url]http://naviblue.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=360[/url]
I'm sure everyone is sick and tired of hearing about Avatar but this site has alot of potential for comedic, trolling, and general fuckery purposes plus, there are "Na'vi Otherkin" on that site, potentional comedic/trolling gold there.
If you find anything interesting, fucked up, weird, :wtc:, or :byodood:, by all means POST IT and I'll add to OP if it's interesting, fucked up, etc enough
If this site isn't doing it for you, here are some other Avatar fan sites:
None found yet, but they are out there...
And because I know there are some nasty fucks out there that are going to be disappointed because there isn't any Na'vi porn on here, I will redirect you to this page.
[url]http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Na%27vi/1[/url]
Have fun you perverts.
[img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=259690&dateline=1263438042[/img]
:siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: [b][u]BONUS CONTENT[/b][/u] :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren:
Were these people not fucked up enough for you? Then here you go
[url]http://community.livejournal.com/tot...ml?thread=4473[/url]
if there were four words that could describe that link they would be these.
Bipedal Wolf Manta Ray
The actual dudes livejournal site. Bitching about ED's Avatar page, being trolled, and general fuckery ahoy!
[url]http://tireanavi.livejournal.com/[/url]
[highlight](User was banned for this post ("Missed the Avatar thread" - Greeman))[/highlight]
Oh my lord
Wow. This is really fucked up. Especially the bit about the couple who were having an abortion because of the movie.
I weep for this generation
Jesus Christ, the movie wasn't even that good.
What the actual fuck...
was that movie really that good?
:byodood:
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Wait the byodood isn't oshitting big enough.
[img]http://f.imagehost.org/0706/byodood.png[/img]
I think this suffices for how big the "oshit" factor is now.
I've been hearing about stuff like this, people need to get a grip...
[QUOTE=Penguin-Man;19738299]was that movie really that good?[/QUOTE]
No.
Dear god.
Posting the link to that video here so people can't possibly miss it:
[url]http://deaffunnyvideos.com[/url]
By the end of it, I didn't know if I wanted to weep in fear or cry in laughter.
Click the one that has "AVATAR" on it dumbasses.
[QUOTE=w1z v2;19738173]
[img_thumb]http://naviblue.com/gallery/image.php?album_id=5&image_id=328&view=no_countp[/img_thumb]
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I hated the movie, but I must say, that's pretty cool.
What is fucking wrong with people. Also this thread is GOLDEN. I weep for how shrouded their minds are with so much bullshit, but in the end i just lawl'd.
I thought Twilightards (?) were bad, I mean...:wtc:.
[QUOTE=SomeRandomGuy18;19738318]No.[/QUOTE]
Not good enough to make what these people are doing seem rational, anyway.
What the fuck?
The fandom for Avatar continues to horribly dissapoint me.
this is what happens when aspergers patients go on the internet.
[QUOTE=SamPerson123;19738499][url]http://naviblue.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=360[/url]
:barf:[/QUOTE]
:wtc:
How did I overlook that? adding to OP
No sex fanfics? I'm surprised.
why is it that retards get attached to every movie I sort of like and form a weird cult
[QUOTE=Strider_07;19738632]why is it that retards get attached to every movie I sort of like and form a weird cult[/QUOTE]
It's them failing to make a difference.
I never realized how much it would suck to go deaf.
I saw this kind of thing coming from a mile away after the movie was over. In fact I'd be more shocked if I didn't see anything like it.
Avatards- niiiiceee
Oh God.
At this rate, it'll be worse than the Twilight Fagdom.
:suicide:
[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;19738838]Oh God.
At this rate, it'll be worse than the Twilight Fagdom.
:suicide:[/QUOTE]
It's already worse in my opinion.
:siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: [b][u]BONUS CONTENT[/b][/u] :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren:
Were these people not fucked up enough for you? Then here you go
[url]http://community.livejournal.com/tothehometree/633.html?thread=4473[/url]
if there were four words that could describe that link they would be these.
Bipedal
Manta Ray
Wolf
The actual dudes livejournal site. Bitching about ED's Avatar page, being trolled, and general fuckery ahoy!
[url]http://tireanavi.livejournal.com/[/url]
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