I just thought up one of the Darkest, most terrifying pranks you can pull on someone. What you do first is buy a whole shit load of regular white bread, a stapler, tape and some tacks. We're talking five to ten packages of bread. Then, you go to the home of the person you plan on pranking. While they are sleeping, you cover everything in bread slices. You staple bread over the light switches, and tack bread on the walls. Lay pieces on the floor scattered like some kind of yeasty minefield and if you have enough left over, you cover the window in bread with tape. Put bread on the doors, on the fan blades, or even the TV. Then, when everything is covered in bread, the walls, floor, windows, even the ceiling, you turn off all the lights, put a piece of bread on the victims face and run out of the house. The person may never enjoy bread again.
You can't staple bread.
[QUOTE=gerard;18052387]You can't staple bread.[/QUOTE]
I've done it.
Can't I use paper? Or sticky notes? Or put duct tape everywhere?
I'm failing to see what makes this special or better.
so we break into their house while theyre sleeping
genius
My uncle once told my aunt that the phone was for her and when she was gone he put a spoon full of mayonnaise in her milk.
So you waste your time and money covering stuff in bread.
Fucking brilliant.
You could feed africa
[QUOTE=DeathRocks;18052495]So you waste your time and money covering stuff in bread.
Fucking brilliant.[/QUOTE]
All pranks are like that, where the fuck have you been?
They would wake up while you're doing that
so essentially you're saying that we should break into people's houses and effectively damage the interior of their homes
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yeah that's hilarious i would totally laugh if someone did that to me
[QUOTE=yuki;18052522]All pranks are like that, where the fuck have you been?[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1bPWHQkD4E[/media]
On the internet.
I suppose you could do it at a sleepover or something.
I'll take two of whatever the OP's having.
why is this terrifying?
[QUOTE=gerard;18052387]You can't staple bread.[/QUOTE]
Not with that attitude.
You can do it with mini sticky notes, much MUCH more horrible.
[QUOTE=BANNED USER;18053012]You can do it with mini sticky notes, much MUCH more horrible.[/QUOTE]
that would take way too long to be even worth it
[QUOTE=BANNED USER;18053012]You can do it with mini sticky notes, much MUCH more horrible.[/QUOTE]
But bread is squishy and frightful.
[QUOTE=dedo678;18053031]frightful.[/QUOTE]
uh
Instead of staples, melt down cheese and use it like wallpaper paste
With all that bread you could almost get a buzz
I'd rather use mousetraps, so he can't turn on the lights.
I was thinking of laying the bread on the floor with the tacks implanted in the slices. Like little bread landmines minus the explosion.
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or hide the tacks in them and let him make a sandwich out of it. oh god lol.
I think I'd be the most mad about the little holes in the walls.
Your idea is good. But how about instead of the bread, staples and tape we just pull down their trousers, and then rape them!
Hi, I'm here to tell you that if you laughed you should be ashamed of yourself. Rape isn't a funny thing. Every day thousands of men and women are forced into sexual activity against their will. Next time you're raping someone and having a good time, think of the reciprocations of your actions.
Brilliant.
I would wonder what kind of party I had last night. I would actually just nail a sandwich onto a wall, right next to their door. They may never know how it got there :v:
How about...
1. Buy loaf of bread and staples.
2. Stick said staples in the bread.
3. Replace friends bread with staple bread.
4. ???
5. 10 years in prison.
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