Massachusetts teen orders paintball barrel for gun, gets Viagra and porn instead

[shian]

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A 14-year-old paintball nut got a big surprise when he opened a box for an gun accessory he'd ordered online - and found Viagra and porn instead.

Connor Whelihan, of Bourne, Mass., had plunked down $60 at PaintballOnline.com for a barrel for his paintball gun.

But when the package arrived it contained the erectile dysfunction drug, sex oils and a porno DVD.

"It was so far off from what I ordered," Whelihan told Fox 25.

While he found it funny, his mother was furious.

She tried to contact the Vancouver, Wash.-based company, but no one would answer their questions.
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I wouldn't complain

[Gekkosan]

[QUOTE=shian;32441704]I wouldn't complain[/QUOTE]

You wouldn't want to use viagra either. Having an erected penis for more than 6 hours will make the blood vessel snap! But after those 6 hours you probably wouldn't even give a shit, right?

[Red scout?]

What actually happened, the kid actually ordered it and the parents found out, told them that he had ordered paintball gun barrels.

[Clunj]

Phew, this kid escaped that one.

[Turnips5]

Paintball "nut"? Great journalism there

[P1X3L N1NJA]

[QUOTE=shian;32441704]
I wouldn't complain[/QUOTE]

When your 14 you dont need Viagra.

[spaceghost]

[QUOTE=Gekkosan;32441730]You wouldn't want to use viagra either. Having an erected penis for more than 6 hours will make the blood vessel snap! But after those 6 hours you probably wouldn't even give a shit, right?[/QUOTE]

Where do you get your retarded facts from.

[Kimr]

[QUOTE=Gekkosan;32441730]You wouldn't want to use viagra either. Having an erected penis for more than 6 hours will make the blood vessel snap! But after those 6 hours you probably wouldn't even give a shit, right?[/QUOTE]

[B]If[/B] it were so long viagra would be forbidden.

[Ninja Duck]

[QUOTE=Red scout?;32441814]What actually happened, the kid actually ordered it and the parents found out, told them that he had ordered paintball gun barrels.[/QUOTE]

I would have ordered a Fleshlight instead of porn, Viagra, and oils. The kid can have a laugh at his school though, he got in the news about something most 14 year olds joke about in classes.

[FlyingDog]

[QUOTE=Gekkosan;32441730]You wouldn't want to use viagra either. Having an erected penis for more than 6 hours will make the blood vessel snap! But after those 6 hours you probably wouldn't even give a shit, right?[/QUOTE]
Even IF Viagra could make you erect for 6 hours with a single dose, the biggest problem would be toxin buildup in the penis, not structural instability.

[Valdor]

[QUOTE=FlyingDog;32445092]Even IF Viagra could make you erect for 6 hours with a single dose, the biggest problem would be toxin buildup in the penis, not structural instability.[/QUOTE]

p sure viagra doesn't flood your penis with chemicals

[ewitwins]

That collectively is probably worth more than $60, kid should sell it on Craigslist.

[Antdawg]

More than likely bullshit, he probably ordered the viagra and porn. However, it could be understandable in a way that the employees of the paintball company gave him that stuff just for the fun of it, this kind of thing does happen a bit.

But how did his parents find out? If I got a package in the mail and it had porn in it, I wouldn't tell my parents. Well I'd contact the place that shipped it and ask for an explanation, and simply make sure parents would not find out.

[Pace.]

now he can polish his own barrel

[ImCrimson]

I'd wager he actually ordered that stuff, his mom found the package before he did, and then he pulled a really fast excuse. Like that "impregnated by swimming pool water"-story?

[mastermaul]

Make fake love, not fake war.

[Duxfever]

Hahah! - the picture in the OP just makes this even more priceless!

Especially the part that says "While he found it funny, his mother was furious."

[Coridan]

[QUOTE=P1X3L N1NJA;32441921]When your 14 you dont need Viagra.[/QUOTE]

I guess you don't like to have long, continuous sex for hours and hours.

[Mlisen14]

Once again the internet proves itself to be good at just these two things.

[QUOTE=Coridan;32448288]I guess you don't like to have long, continuous sex for hours and hours.[/QUOTE]

Okay grandpa, it's quiet time now.